3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 6/21/05 06:02 PM, BeFell wrote: *glances at empanando's posts*
Don't use that picture again.
But... Why? Mocking handicapped people is fun! :)
It's also encouraged in the Bible. Somewhere. If you know how to read its secret code.
So. Hmmm. Argued with my English Teacher for about half an hour today. She insisted that therefore and however had the same meaning. Me no good english! Me bad english talk! Me needing speee-shul edu-keeey-shun!
Anyways. New discussion topic. So... Jane Goldman. Does she have the best boobs in british esoteric documentary TV or what?
</chauvinist pig>
At 6/21/05 12:08 AM, MALforPresident wrote:At 6/20/05 11:40 PM, Empanado wrote: Truth be told, I totally stole that joke from some webcomic. I always do.was it from penny-arcade. it sounds familiar
CONGREDULATIONS!
I just noticed you quoted me in your signature. I love you. Let's have sex. Or not. Not really. But anyways.
Truth be told, I totally stole that joke from some webcomic. I always do.
At 6/20/05 11:10 PM, _FLAGG wrote: Since when were the Bone Thugs in Harmony 'hard', anyway?
You're asking me? I don't even know who the fuck they are. Hell, I don't even know what the hell is that "Boys To Men" thing you just said.
Rappers, shmappers. They all sound the same to me. They only names I can hold are Tupac (Named after an Indigenous Peruvian leader, mind you), Snoop Dog, Or Snoopy Dogg, or Snoopy Doggy Dog-dog, or whatever the hell he's supposed to be named now, Biggie Smalls, umm... I think there was one named DXM or something. And that guy who's getting booty from super-hot Beyonce, Ja-zee, or whatever.
Meh. What can I say? Gangsta Rap simply doesn't really 'hit' in countries with no black population per se.
At 6/20/05 10:33 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:At 6/20/05 10:29 PM, Empanado wrote: I KNEW IT: It's a CONSPIRACY.Ok SilencedIntruder.
I personally blame the Illuminati.
Fuk u white boy u know nothing abotu beign a gangsta ill come with my thugs from west coast and ill show you cuz ur too dumb to realize THE ILLUMIENATEK R TAKIN OVER DA WOLRD!!11"!!"!
The Rotten Library: For all your sick, twisted, morbid, and just generally wrong needs.
That's my link for serial killer info.
As SubNoctem explained in such a detailed way, the texas Chainsaw Massacre never happened. At least not how it's told in the movies, I mean, probably somewhere in the 20th century some twisted texan killed one or two persons with a chainsaw, but... The movie was based off Ed Gein. So was Silence of the Lambs, Salad Fingers, and a bunch of others. When it comes to serial killers, Gein is the living (well, dead) proof that quality can easily make up for quantity. Maybe he just killed two old ladies, but God, WHAT A SICK TWISTED FUCK HE WAS.
At 6/20/05 09:49 PM, SubNoctem wrote: I would be more then happy to.
What? No way! You left one of the biggies out! Jeffrey Dahmer. Dahmer pwnz other serial killers, in my humble personal opinion. Modus Operandi: Lured young boys/men into his apartment, drugged them, sodomized them, carved a hole in their heads with an electrical drill, poured muriatic acid in the hole (while the victim was still alive), and sodomized again. When the victim passed away, it was snack time.
Yummy!
At 6/20/05 09:30 PM, Maus wrote: BTW, the weekend was fabble-lous. Here's me smoking a cigar at Penn's Landing.
I KNEW IT: It's a CONSPIRACY.
I personally blame the Illuminati.
Examine this photographic footage:
At 6/20/05 09:42 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: Seriously though......... no.
Is it because the whole pan-sexual thing? If that's why, I could get a vagina. Would it be better with a vagina? Would that be ok?
Nah, seriously though, just kiddin'. Just kiddin' in my very non-funny way of kiddin', that's it. But kiddin' nonetheless.
At 6/20/05 10:03 PM, capn_g wrote: (Abe Simpson voice) AND IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!
I'm sure of that. Hell, my life is a process continuum ad-infinitum of repenting shit I did previously. </emo rant>
Now, back to the original topic, in most cases it's parental responsability. I mean, for whatever-deity-you-worship's sake, parents, how hard is it to check out from time to time on your son and see what he's playing on his com-peeewww-ter? Then you tell him, "Son, killing people is bad, and you shouldn't do it in real life".
The complexity of such task befuddles my hormone-ridden mind.
At 6/20/05 07:58 PM, altanese_mistress wrote: I'm a geek.
At 6/20/05 08:34 PM, altanese_mistress wrote:At 6/20/05 08:20 PM, capn_g wrote: HAHAHAHA! You're gonna HATE teenagers when you get to be my age....I already do.
I suddenly feel a peculiar urge to have sex with you.
At 6/20/05 08:50 PM, Proteas wrote: Bakshi threw a hissy fit and walked out...
Oh, right. The whole "You're not witty anymore so I'm leaving" thing, wazzit?
At 6/20/05 08:01 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: There are people in Chile who can read?
Why don't you just fuck off and die? You're a fuck-suck.
And now for the serious answer: Things really are fucked up here, but since when has South America been really alright in the head?
True. South America isn't exactly the ephitome of, er, y'know, non-fucked-up-ness. But, in this exact moment, Bolivia is probably in the ranges of most fucked-up-ness in South America. Probably wouldn't be the worst if anyone ever realized that Suriname, Guyana and the French Guiana actually exist.
That guy who seems likely to be the next prez, that Quiroga guy, seems cool, though. I have faith in the skinny bastard.
Oh well. As I said previously: At least it didn't evolve into a full-fledged civil war, like what's been happenin' in, y'know, Colombia, since, y'know, the 60's or so.
Anyone moved on from NG since the last time I posted?
None that I recall.
But there's breaking news. However, to find out, you'll have to break out my special code. Get this:
Das Mormon hat heirate!
*cough*
At 6/20/05 06:36 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: That was Spam-Warrior. Flak posted in here a couple of times a few days ago.
Bleh. They all look the same to me.
At 6/20/05 05:59 PM, Proteas wrote:At 6/20/05 03:37 PM, Empanado wrote: But it's got chicks with pointy noses.I MISS SINFEST!!! Tasuya Ishida hasn't updated the comic in over a week... *sob*
Oh, go whine about it in your emo-hippie-goth-geeky livejournal.
Anyways, Scary-Go-Round has pointier female noses, therefore it kicks a whole new array of ass. Also, it has a character named "The Boy". Not "Boy", but "The Boy". BEST. NAME. EVER.
And I'm still waiting for Elf-Only Inn to update... :'(
OH NOES I R TEH SAD
At 6/20/05 06:25 PM, amm1 wrote: maybe he should do that again. he gives flak gun a good name. anyways what the hell hapened to flakky.
Sorry, I don't remember the names of ultra-n00bz0rz. Anyways, if you're talking about the "OMG LUK AT MI I AM RUSSIAN AN COMNISSM RULS!" moron, if he's gone, then I'm glad.
At 6/20/05 01:45 PM, theabominablematt wrote: its spelt swarchenegger btw, i just checked
Nope.
It's S-ch-war-ze-ne-gger. As in, er, "Dark negger".
Whatever. I don't think he has a lot of future, seeing as he wasn't holding much popularity last time I checked.
Also, he talks funny.
The silliness. Oh dear God, the unbearable silliness. Just... I don't... I can't tell how I can stand reading at this one in a daily basis and keep my sanity. It's just too SILLY.
But it's got chicks with pointy noses.
At 6/20/05 12:54 PM, EvilGovernmentAgents wrote: Oh well. How is everybody?
Oh, you know how it is. We've just been laughing at recent political disorders in third-world countries. Well, to some of them. Ok, just a few.
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...Alright, alright, just yours. Now BURN!
At 6/19/05 05:43 PM, silencedintruder wrote: Why do I even bother and waste my time with you fucks? Half of you dont even live in the usa and dont understand where im coming from and the other half are a bunch of loser bitches. So fuck it, I dont care about any of you. You cant handle the truth, and never will be able to.
That's right, we're dumb! We haven't been using our noggins! Whoops!
Guess all you can do now is to walk away from here and go yell at people in the street.
At 6/19/05 03:00 PM, spamishfli wrote: Oh c'mon Empanado--
Don't llamas need friendship too?
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BULL-JERKER, YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!
At 6/19/05 10:13 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Of course I did, and I replied saying "bulls are't humans."
Yeah, but they have somewhat of the same mechanics, right? I mean, they're both mammals... Meh, I don't know. Maybe.
But it is the best evidence so far that it's possible for something like this to happen, so I'm glad you had first hand experience... Even though it would have been funnier if your experience was a little more handier ;)
Although I do not have any freaky-kinky stories about farm animals splurting a loadful, I'd say it's possible. You're talking about in-the-spur-of-the-moment action, so it depends on what you define as "dead". If he was already, y'know, doin' his thang, I don't see why it couldn't happen. But if the fun started after he went dead, (you know, necrophilia and that) I don't think so.
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So... Can't play Grim Fandango. I'm angry. I want to acquire illegal firearms and stage a school-shooting.
... Or just be an overall asshole to everyone tomorrow. I don't know.
At 6/19/05 03:44 AM, spamishfli wrote: Funny, but true story.
I will not sleep today.
At 6/19/05 02:49 AM, silencedintruder wrote: Greedy racist pigs who control our media and try and brainwash us, ME? NEVA!
What the fuck does the Raelian Cult have to do with this?
At 6/19/05 02:33 AM, silencedintruder wrote: Shut your silly FABIO ass up, you dont know anything about bone and tha midwest, you will be killed when the thug world order comes about. You are supreme gaylord.
You've got to be fuckin' kidding me.
Betcha this guy believes that there's actually a feud between the West Coast and the East Coast.
Whackjob.
At 6/18/05 01:14 PM, silencedintruder wrote: Leave Is(is)-Ra-El and let the palastein people live in peace. The rothschild zionists are top players in the illuminati brotherhood. Lucifer the master of light will sit on his throne in zionist is-ra-el and rule from the supreme court building. Fuck off and stop oppressing people.
Ahem.
At 6/18/05 01:08 PM, Empanado wrote: The temple's reserves were used to sustain...
Argh. Goverment's, not temple's.
At 6/18/05 12:32 PM, totalwar wrote: The comment about the Incas I've never heard before, but highly doubt seeing as it was still very much a kill or be killed world for the Incas until the day of their destruction. And with few excpetions, when your life is on the line you aren't really feeling charitable.
Actually, he's kinda right. By the time the Spanish arrived, the Incas had already consolidated themselves in a situation of relative peace. Also, their system had a lot of communist features, if still far away from counting as full-fledging commie.
Let's see. For starters, everyone had to work the same, excluding priests, but including nobility. Land was owned by the people in a sense more fitting than the URSS, but probably because it was somewhat of a rural nation.
Individual families of farmers (well, in the end pretty much the whole population were farmers) received a chunk of land for planting their crops, and other than that, they were somewhat free to do with it as they pleased, once the crops were big enough. Their production was divided into three thirds. One third for themselves, one third for the government, and one third for the temples. The temple's reserves were used to sustain areas unable to raise crops (i. e. lack of rains), sustaining of workers, widows, and all citizens of 55 years of age or more. Once you were 55, you didn't have to work, and the goverment took care of all your expenses.
But it had its bad points, too. The system was ruled byb a god-like emperor, and his screw-ups were often pretty bad. However, the Incas still managed to be doing pretty good (most historians consider them the most prosperous civilization in pre-colombine America, in fact) until one of the Emperors spawned a bastard child, and, after his death, civil war erupted over who was supposed to rule the whole thing. In the middle of this, the Spanish arrived, lead by Pizarro, and they found little trouble into invading and subduing the very large kingdom using little more than 500 spaniards and a few thousands of native slaves.
One of the things that helped this, other than the civil war, was the fact that the Incas had grown as highly religious. So religious, in fact, that mass suicide ensued once they noticed that the Spaniards were sacking and pillaging their sacred places.
So you see, communism could work as long as the people in charge don't get the hots for some Ecuatorian princess.
</end of boring history lesson>
At 6/17/05 11:35 AM, lidov wrote: Hey,the peace process in the middle east has a lot of hope.
Y'know, he's got a point. There's hope for peace in the Middle East! A lot of hope! Soon, the conflict could be over! I mean, there's just so much hope that people have been hoping for the damn thing to end for, like, what, TWO THOUSAND YEARS?
There have been "peace talks" in the modern issue since the '70s. I mean, it's ok, the whole thing has just caused like two gazillion wars over the world so far.
In my opinion, that god-forsaken patch of land is and will be a pain in the ass of mankind. Whoever's putting his smelly feet in that area, be it the Jews, Palestinians, Turks, British, Arabs, Romans or goddamn Canadians, I sincerely doubt anything good will come out of it.
At 6/17/05 03:31 PM, Grimfrey wrote: I agree.
To what?
At 6/17/05 01:44 AM, spamishfli wrote:At 6/16/05 09:45 PM, red_skunk wrote: The director is awesome, AND they removed the bat-tits.Bat tits? I never knew he had them...
According to the Rotten Library:
Contemporary director Joel Shumacher has been universally applauded by gay groups for further homoeroticising the Batman film franchise by adding to the costumes of Val Kilmer and George Clooney a set of pert nipples, firmer buttocks, and an extended, inflatable codpiece which more or less resembles a grocery basket overstuffed with bananas.
O_o;
At 6/16/05 10:57 PM, SPQRI3 wrote: As the great Artie Lange put it... yes I am a homophobe. Homos fuck people in the ass. I am afraid of being fucked in the ass. So therefore I don't like homos.
Don't worry about it. It's quite straigth-forward: If you're not pretty enough to get some pussy, then, by definition, you're not pretty enough to get some cock.
