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I don't really have any serious fights in my record. Well, I used to fight a lot with my older brother back when we were both kids, and we normally pulled out wrestling techniques. Damn you, WWF, for corrupting my youth. Anyways, I remember my moment of glory being the flawless execution of a single-leg crab submission hold. Only time I remember to have beaten him.

Now, fights that weren't supposed to be a game of sorts, I only remember being in one. And it wasn't much of a fight, either. I just ran after the bastard, cornered him against a wall, and started punching and kicking him like crazy. I remember receiving one or two swift kicks in the nuts in the middle of the whole thing, but I just kept at it, kick, kick, kick, punch, punch, punch. It didn't even last a minute, though.

Whatever. I must have been, like, eleven or something. I guess my life is lacking fights.

At 7/5/05 11:20 PM, Slaugterhouse69 wrote: If god is so powerful why didn't he stop the devil at his start?

Where would be the FUN in that?

Jeez.

At 7/5/05 09:46 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Apparently the guy who attacked my brother was bleeding pretty badly, but my bro and I didn't have a scratch, so that's good.

Wow, so you, like, went all Kung Fu on his ass. Pretty cool.

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I think I'm going to fail Physical Education this semester. That's like, the most pathethic thing, ever. If at least I was fat, then I'd have some sort of excuse.

Anyways. The good thing about being an awful person is that you can feel joyful for other people's misfortunes and be ok with yourself.
So this guy who I don't really like, he broke up with his girlfriend or something, whatever, and now he's sad. Therefore, I'm happy. Being an asshole really has its upsides.

At 7/5/05 07:15 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Something Awful did a hilarious review of the movie.

BEST. REVIEW. EVER.

Oh Internet porn, what troubles won't you cause!

Grand Theft Auto: Colombia would be the most impossible game to beat, EVER.

At 7/4/05 06:38 PM, NuclearMan wrote: for example that one african child dies every three seconds, how is that even possible, if that was true the entire country would have no people alive, everyone woudl die. the facts that i hear on tv and at school, seem to be blown way out of proportion or completley inaccurate, someone tell me if im right, or just wrong.

That would probably be mildly surprising if we weren't alking about Africa, the continent where it's still normal in some areas to find villagers machete-d into pieces, and their severed genitals placed in their mouths.

At 7/4/05 09:24 PM, capn_g wrote: Hannibal of Carthage. Anyone who get elephants over the fucking alps is a goddam tactical genius.

Erm, most of his elephants died at the Alps. But yeah, Hannibal was a-ok.

I'm going with Lautaro here. Reason? I'm an over-nationalistic moron.

At 7/4/05 09:59 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: hello did i miss anything. i was just serving a three day ban for calling pox power a dirty french canadian, because someone here(funbrs) said poxpower would be bloody cool with it.

Nah, you got it wrong. You have to call pox a filthy, warty, smelly, whoristic nazi vagina. If you do it, he'll totally think you're cool, and he'll give you candy, too!

At 7/4/05 09:45 PM, MALforPresident wrote: what kind of theme wedding doesnt have an open bar?!

A lame theme wedding.
But then again, my cousin's wedding had an open bar and it was the lamest thing on earth. Probably because I was nine and I had to wear a suit >:(

So... Subject change. Does Rammstein totally pwn the Village People when it comes to songs about gay sailors or what?

Is it just me, or the G8 recently decided to release the world's poorest countries from their international debts? If you ask me, that's quite a lot of help.

At 7/2/05 09:21 PM, LadyGrace wrote: O.k., THAT was the one thing I didn't need to read today.

But why? Are you saying I'm not beautiful? :(

At 7/2/05 09:28 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: You mean you haven't tried it? Rule number 2 to getting a blow job easier, taste your own semen so if they say no it tastes nasty you can tell them you've tried it and its not that bad.

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I SO did not need to read that.

That being said, if one day I were cloned, I would totally give me a blowjob and have gay sex with me, but that's beyond the point.

At 7/1/05 01:07 PM, Maus wrote: Honestly, Spain was one of the LAST countries I would have thought of when it comes to this, just because of their reputation for machismo.

I'm not completely sure about that. Sure, Spain is somewhat conservative compared to other European nations, but hey, it's still European. I'd personally say that Spain is quite sophisticated. I'm not too good with this comparativiantive shenanigans, but I think that the Spanish society is (slightly) more Liberal than the American society.

Most polls held in Spain reveal that about +65% of the population approves gay marriage. However, the main point of debate is their right to adopt children. In that subject, surveys show numbers close to fifty-fifty.

At 7/1/05 09:32 PM, awkward_silence wrote: Thanks for everyone's support.

Now, on the topic of penises. My girlfriend finally admitted to me that size truely does matter. Which confirmed what I already knew, I will never please a woman.

As far as my knowledge in penisology goes, size doesn't matter that much if you're not, like, really small. Or really big. Under 4 inches or over 8 inches, that's a problem then. That's because the most sensitive section of the vagina is no longer than 4 inches or so.

Anyways, chins up. You've still got hands, and a tongue. And feet, and a nose. And lips. And, and I really don't recommend this, ears.

At 7/2/05 12:36 AM, stafffighter wrote: I feel innocent as well, meaning I've been wasting my life.

I used to think that I was feeling innocent too, but then I realized that I was just feeling like a big dork.

At 7/1/05 06:57 PM, awkward_silence wrote: Update: My grandmother just passed away at 5:00.

I guess it's for the better. I mean, that lung cancer sounded as quite the painful stuff.

Anyways... can we get past the dead granparents thing already? We can go on with penis now.

Fuck it. We need a Giussepe Zangara day.
It'd be the celebration of people with very poor abilities in the English language.
I mean, every town could fashion trendy signs such as "Lol hav phun in Giossepe Zaganra dey omgkthzxbai"

At 7/1/05 01:27 PM, LadyGrace wrote: (sorry, figured I'd break up the depression.)

No. I like my depession. It's sad.

So... grandparents dying. Well, let's see... My granfather on my mother's side died before I was born, in fact, he passed away little before my parents got married. Both of my grandmothers died in the span of a year and a half, I think. I don't really remember much about it because I was relatively young (must'a been 7-9, or so) and we lived far away at the time.
I do remember, however, that we had to travel to Santiago to attend the funeral of my grandmother on my mother's side. However, we were a couple of minutes set back from the rest of the big group, and once we entered the Cementerio General --- The only time I've ever been there--- (It's freaking huge, it's a damn labyrinth) My dad drove the car throughout the whole place, the sepulchers blocking our view, and we just drove in circles looking for the ceremony, for about an hour.
By the time we finally arrived to the grave, the whole thing was over, and everybody had left already.
I came to know later that she had been given an Orthodox funeral. It was a little weird, given the fact that I always thought that she was Catholic. Turns out she was one of the few members of the Orthodox Church in the country, I just had never asked.

Pretty weird, huh?

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Also, why haven't I received any wedding pictures yet?

At 6/30/05 06:13 AM, Lidov wrote: This is not that funny, stop doing that.

Okay, fine.

But j--- Christian Orthodox're taking it too seriously.
It's not like I can't find other religions that sound appealing and fun.

Scientologist.
Pentecostal.
Latter-day Saint.
Branch Davidian.

... Oh, forget it. I don't master the art of being funny precisely for not being funny at all.

At 6/30/05 08:18 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: Ever had an really good day just to end up depressed for no good reason in the last 3 hours?

Not really, but I do frequently have fairly good days with sporadic moments of depression in the middle of the day.

At 6/30/05 09:26 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: Erm, I'm thinking Alicia Silverstone and Cary Elwes... lemme see... Yup! IMDB confirms it. I knew the actors, forgot the title: The Crush.

IMDB is your friend. The kind of friend that you get drunk with, and then stabs you in the ribs with a pocket knife and steals all your booze, but your friend nonetheless.
I couldn't remember who acted on it, though, so I was kinda drawing a blank in there.

At 6/30/05 09:29 PM, stafffighter wrote: She used a stunt ass in that movie

OHMIGAWD! The Illuminati have spare asses to fashion in front of Hollywood cameras!

COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

At 6/30/05 06:13 AM, Lidov wrote: I am not ugly, you are, stop talking nonesense.

No. You're wrong and I'm right.

At 6/30/05 01:16 PM, LadyGrace wrote: stalkers

I have some stalking in my past, too. Unfortunately, I was the stalker.

Meh, but that was just nonsense, like, amateur stalking. It didn't even reach the level of "creepy American Beauty-like vouyeur freak with a camera" stalking. Hell, it wasn't even "weird goth boy" stalking. Just "I'm really fucking bored right now" stalking.

Anyways, that sucks. The case remembers me of a movie. Some guy with glasses
was stalked by some jailbait, can't quite remember. I think the girl got to the point of picking up a condom from the thrash can so she could give proof of having had intercourse with the guy. Creepy. In the end, there was some merry-go-round. Or something. Can't remember.

In other news, hmm.
Hmmm.
I have no superfluous leisure.

At 6/29/05 04:53 PM, Lidov wrote: Would you stop with that?

Oh, jew're taking it too seriously.

OMG TEH PUN!11! (See? It's funny because "you" and "jew" sound the same. Don't jew see the comedy?)

There are good actors, but not in Holywood. If there are good actors and bad actors, how ill you statisticly explain that there are all handsome? Almost statisticly impossible.

Oh, right. Ron Pearlman is just SO dreamy, he makes me wet.
And Luis Guzmán.
And Steve Buscemi. Oh, just look at those sexxxay teeth...
And! And Peter Stormare, and William H. Macy, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, aaand...

Well, you get the point. Hint hint: Just because you're ugly doesn't mean the rest of the world is, too.

And while Hollywood produces 80% of absolute steaming hippo shit, the other 20% makes it worthy.

At 6/29/05 04:20 PM, Lidov wrote: Well, at lease you didn't say
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW
JEW

Oh, okay.

However, I disgress. There is such thing as a good actor. Now if most Hollywood actors can't fake emotions to ask for a lollipop, that's another issue.
But there are good actors. Such as, for example, if they can bring appeal to a completely dull character.
Personally, I remember Christopher Walken's monologue in Pulp Fiction.

Actually, when I read the title of this thread I thought it was about the concentration camps for citizens of Japanese origin, in America. Oh well.

Anyways, I guess that part of WWII just isn't appealing, it's just not, I don't know, mainstream or something. I mean, last time I checked, people were focused mostly in the parts that involved the European nations and America, and that's it.
And that's not only in WWII.

I mean, fuck if I know anything about what the Ottoman Empire did in WWI.

At 6/29/05 01:23 AM, TheShrike wrote: But it's so easy, I mean... Wade's penis is so small, it is almost as if you're not sucking cock at all!

That will be sigged.

At 6/29/05 02:26 PM, Lidov wrote:

At 6/29/05 01:52 PM, Maus wrote: Amazing and gifted actor.

There are no gifted actor, there are only gifted parts.....

Ah, I get it. 'Gifted parts', such as, you know, penis.

On a closely related subject, Depp is said to have big developments in the pants department. That's just what I heard somewhere. Therefore, plus other reasons, he's on my Top Ten of my list of Men I'd Have Sex With If I Had A Diverging Sexual Orientation. (MIHSWIIHADSO for shorters)

At 6/28/05 11:38 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Tom Cruise

You mean Tom Cruise is secretly a poseur teenager with bad skin who shops at HotTopic and feels unique by doing the same than everyone else?

OH SNAP.

At 6/28/05 05:54 PM, Death_Cannon wrote: oh and by the fucking way i dont want everyone to apologize to the native americans or anything like that you dumb fucks that think that. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE THAT NATIVE AMERICANS WERE HERE FIRST NOT COLOMBUS NOT THE VIKINGS NOT THE CHINESE NOT ANYONE FUCKING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that case, this one has got to be the most retarded thread EVER.

The Native Americans were the first people to pupulate the land now known as America. They were here before the Chinese, before the Vikings and before Columbus. Everybody fucking knows that. Son I don't see the point in making a pedantic, half-assed post stating something that everybody knows.

When they say that Columbus "discovered" America they say it in the figurative sense, moron. As when they say that Edison 'invented' electricity.

At 6/28/05 03:08 PM, TheShrike wrote: OMG EMPANDO IS BANNED FOR WHINING ABOUT HIS BAN!!!!

YOU FILTHY LIAR! LIES! LIES! ALL LIES! I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THAT BABY!

Erm... right.

At 6/28/05 07:09 PM, totalwar wrote: Would you call it better than the orginal two or worse? I've been asking people since my dilusional little brother told me he thought it was worse (what's really sad is he thinks the one with Val Kilmer was good).

The only good thing about the Val Kilmer flick was the fact that Val Kilmer kicks ass. Or he would, if he wasn't a... I don't remember what was exactly the thing that made him suck. Scientology?

I'm gonna watch Batman Begins this Saturday. With two hot chicks, in fact. That'll make a change.

At 6/28/05 09:06 PM, Lidov wrote: I ment double posting, you asked me to post twice, I can double, triple and multi post whenever I want to, why?

The Jew is making no sense. That's because he's Je---

Er...

He's jewr fault, Shrike. Ha ha, get it? Jewr fault. Jewr=Your.

OMG! My wittiness can beat your wittiness!

At 6/28/05 12:45 PM, kikkimikki wrote: Japan, Denmark and Nederland is the 3 countries in the world which allows most illegal movies and games.
Violence and crime are extreme low in theese countries.

Now, in the US, almost every horror movie is cut and some videogames are even not allowed.
Is the crime rate is the US low?
No!

True, but things aren't that simple.
These countries do not only have different laws than the US, they have whole different cultures and mentalities. Countries react differently to different things, just as people do.

There's no evidence that proves that taking away all censorship from the U.S. WON'T turn it into absolute breaking chaos. Of course, there's no evidence that proves that it will, either. Personally, I'd like it better if no censorship existed at all, but I just think it should be dcreased progressively, that is, little by little. If it happens all at once, who knows what could happen.

At 6/28/05 12:32 PM, lidov wrote: The fact that I am a Jew doesn't mean i worth more.

That's right, Jews are worth neither less nor more than non-jews. because Jews are Jews, and we are not Jews. Ergo, Jews are the same than Gentiles, that is, people who are not Jews.

Also, some Jews wear a hat. That makes them hatted Jews. Some Jews don't wear a hat. That makes them hat-less Jews. Some Jews have beards. That makes them bearded Jews. Some Jews don't have beards. That makes them beardless Jews.

Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews.

At 6/28/05 12:32 PM, Maus wrote: Perhaps I'm wrong. I could have sworn I remembered you saying something about the penis jokes. Ah, well.

I think I said something like "Ok, enough penis stuff for now", but that was after, like, five consecutive pages with the penis issue going on, and I just thought it was a little extreme. But I don't really care if anybody overuses the word 'penis'. After all, it has evolved into being the symbol of the Lounge, right?

At 6/28/05 12:20 PM, lidov wrote: Don't complain on your ban, what do you want to get banned?

Shut up. You're a jew. And jews are... jews. Furthermore, if you're jew, then you're all, jewsih and stuff. Jew.

I really don't know why I just said that, I just like saying 'jew'. It's fun.
Jew-jew-jew-jew-jewitty-jew.
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On a side note, it's raining, and classes were cancelled in the whole city. The world has never before seemed so beautiful in my eyes. In fact, I have just wrote a poem:

Life is bliss
Existence, perfection
Sunshine and happiness soak the winter clouds
The Gods smile upon me
AndTomorrowIHaveToGoBackInThereOhNoDearGodNoTheSorrowIsUnbearableMySkinBurn
sInExcruciatingPain

At 6/28/05 12:04 PM, Maus wrote: Why is it that you are able to frequent rotten.com and read nearly the entire library with nary a qualm, yet the moment the word 'penis' is used as a joke, you wig out?

Just curious.

EEEEEEW! YOU SAID PENIS!

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Seriously though, why would you think that? I don't remember "wigging out" of any penis conversation. Either I've been banned and I've had trouble putting up with the new conversation once I come back, or I've been out for a long time, or I just don't feel like it.

Speaking of bans, this could be misinterpreted if put out of context: