3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 7/13/05 12:56 PM, Goths_Drink_Coffee wrote: i don't like them...i just can't stand the fact that i can't understand a word they are saying. i'm not going to learn german to understand the lyrics. if they spoke english, then i would like them.
Herzeleid.com has got very accurate translations of the lyrics, you know.
By the way, I used to like Rammstein until I read this topic.
At 7/12/05 01:13 AM, darknezz1 wrote: Also what's with people still believing you can get HIV through kissing, hugging, using the same toilet, and oral sex?
Well, theoretically, you can get infected through oral sex, but only in very specific cases. (I.e. open wounds in the mouth or genitalia, etc)
And AIDS and HIV just go hand-by-hand most of the time. It's THAT easy.
Who the hell cares? Lindsay Lohan is hot, and totally legal, and Bruce Willis kicks ass. They can do as they please.
At 7/11/05 11:46 PM, capn_g wrote:At 7/11/05 11:14 PM, Empanado wrote:I take it you've never seen the Shatner rendition?
I mean, he once sang freakin' Rocketman.
Oh, very manly, I'm sure. But it's... Rocketman. And Family Guy.
At 7/11/05 11:03 PM, Maus wrote: Myself, I prefer the 'gay-boy' songs they do, particularly 'Filthy/Gorgeous.' Ana Matronic's part in that....UNF.
No thanks. I got enough of that Mary thing in my head to ALSO be singin'
Billy, you shouldn't let'em make you mad
Or stuff like that.
Well...
Maybe some day :O
Oh Noes! Now even PO-LI-TI-SHUNS are corrupt! What is the world coming to? It's madness!
At 7/11/05 10:49 PM, capn_g wrote:What was Stewie's dark secret again? I'm not much of a Family Guy creep.He's in the closet.
Oh yeah, that's just SO secret. It's the epitome of secrecy.
I mean, he once sang freakin' Rocketman.
OMG ANOTHER DOUBLEPOST LOL
Y'know, guys, General isn't such a complete style wormhole. I present you exhibit A:
Best. Reply. Ever.
At 7/11/05 10:04 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Oh, bc, you remind me of Stewie.
What was Stewie's dark secret again? I'm not much of a Family Guy creep.
At 7/11/05 10:06 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Who the hell is Mary?
It's the just the name of some girl in some song by some group that I just can't get the fuck outta my head. Download it so you can share the pain.
OMG DOUBLE POST LOL
At 7/11/05 10:00 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: sorry about that but i was joking. But since this is a post i won't be following all the rules of grammar on this board that included. wondering, how come your wife is never on.
That's because we're too sex-ay for her.
Seriously though, he got married like a few weeks ago. Everyone on the lounge was all OMG TEH MORMON IS TEH MARRIED!
And BeFell, I still haven't received any wedding pictures. Asshole. I mean, sir.
I hate chairs.
But I also hate Scissor Sisters. So I was just doing my business, right? And then I decided to download certain song. BAD IDEA. Now I have irrepressible urges to become Mary's man until the day I die. *shakes fist* Damn you Internet!
At 7/11/05 08:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: [...]Like he had trailer park super-powers or something.
I could use one of those. I seached for them in e-bay, but all I got was a lousy t-shirt.
At 7/11/05 07:19 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: no empando or whatever your name is i just didn't know how to spell it. i first learned about the cid' loved by the christian and the muslim' from ages of empires 2 the conquerers, i then read the book. it's the ivanhoe of the spanish.
Age of Empires 3 will be about the European colonies in the Americas. The Chileans will totally kick ass.
At 7/11/05 06:53 PM, spamishfli wrote:At 7/11/05 06:37 PM, Empanado wrote: Also, I still have to make a chair. I hate chairs. Also, I have to read some 17th century Spanish crap. "El Burlador de Sevilla" is a total ripoff from "Don Juan Tenorio"! >:0That's about a priest who goes around all over Spain, fornicating women? Right?
>:O YOU SICK FUCK!
...Quite close, actually. But he's a nobleman, not a priest.
Or I maybe thinking about the, "Book of Love."
>:O YOU SICK FUCK!
I think I heard about that one, anyways. Not quite sure.
I recently read "El Cid".
It's boring as heck.
>:O YOU SICK FUCK!
...
... Yeah, I guess you're right. El Cid is The Oddisey of Spanish literature. A great idea that would normally make for a kick-ass book, but written in the most shittily boring way possible.
I can't really tell, though, because I used a carefully planned scheme to squirm out of reading that crap.
At 7/11/05 06:55 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Rodrigue Distabvar.
Argh.
Rodrigo. Díaz. De. Vivar.
That's grammarian-nazism for you. Tandoori to go.
I don't really know why people stereotype Hispanic names as being totally long and unpronounceable, though. They're not that hard.
At 7/11/05 06:39 PM, Lidov wrote: What is a potatoe?
How you can make your way through the forums without having the basic grasp of the English language to know what a potato is, befuddles me.
At 7/11/05 03:51 PM, Lidov wrote: This is not what he talked about, this post is made wrong by purpose, he was talking about simple grammer mistakes.
Do you know what SARCASM is?
I'm all for pisco and coke, myself--- I know, I'm a wimp.
Wine's good, too. Specially if you live in a country with serious wine surplus, in such a way that good wine is really really cheap :O
Also, I still have to make a chair. I hate chairs. Also, I have to read some 17th century Spanish crap. "El Burlador de Sevilla" is a total ripoff from "Don Juan Tenorio"! >:0
I don't remember anybody saying that, EVER.
At 7/10/05 07:27 PM, joeneato wrote: is still dead
You don't watch the news very often, do you? He just raised from the grave and he's a zombie now.
Anyways, Franco was a royal asshole. Can't really believe he ruled until he died.
But that's Cold War for you. Tandoori to go.
At 7/10/05 08:30 PM, _carnie_ wrote: The response of "She killed the man's sister so that she could see him again at the next funeral" is supposedly indicitave of a sociopathic mindset.
Damn it, I thought her neighbor's dog told her to kill people.
At 7/10/05 09:21 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: oh god no. i'm sitting in one, wait thousands no millions of ng are sitting in chairs as we speak, it's a conspiracy, oh god no.
Am I the only one who types sitting on the side of his bed?
It's official now: I hate chairs and the making thereof.
Prisoners in Guantanamo Bay are probably forced to make chairs. It's the ultimate psychological torture.
Once again: CHAIRS = BAD.
At 7/10/05 06:14 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: Whoo what a night. I was so doped up on painkillers my doctor had prescribed for where I pulled a muscle at work I didn't know what the hell was going on. I sort of vaguely remember doing some stuff at the computer, and watching TV, and eating pickles last night and this morning. I've been half-awake, half asleep off and on half the day.
Nothing beats pickles on dope :O
So, some radio station tried to re-create Orson Welles' 'War of the Worlds' radio frenzy from the 40's, only to find out that nobody in the whole country was listening to them, but me.
When I finally realized that there wasn't a full-fledging alien invasion destroying small towns in the Atacama desert, I just felt so... dissapointed.
Just another lame night. Also, I have to make a chair right now.
At 7/9/05 12:11 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: So... how's everyone else doing?
Watching this miniseries thingie on HBO, Like Father Like Son.
Creepy.
At 7/8/05 10:09 AM, RighteousReaper wrote: Back in Ancient times, I guess it was optional in the sense that you could be the local religion, or be shunned from society. (Notice that there are a great deal of hermits from this time period.)
Depends. Most Ancient Nations were like that, but there are a few exceptions. Take Rome, for example. They were tolerant to all religions -- Except for the Christians, 'cause they thought they sucked. Anyways, by the mid-300's, Christianism was legalized by this guy, Constantine, I think.
So, from there all the way to the 5th century, where Christianism is made the official religion, I think we've got what the topic starter was talking about. Of course, Rome was in decadence by the time, so... maybe not.
At 7/8/05 10:54 PM, stafffighter wrote: just because you're paranoid dosen't mean they aren't out to get you-kurt cobain
Wow, Kurt Cobain is out to get him? That's weird, I thought he was dead.
Anyways, anybody's got any info on this artsy-tartsy movie about Kurt Cobain? I heard it sucked.
(Psst... It's "after you", not "out to get you")
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Today I confirmed something that I was almost sure of, but couldn't had proved it before: I may be very fluent at written English, and listening to it too, but my pronunciation sucks ass.
OR maybe I have an uber-sexay Latin accent of doom. Depends.
Eh, some guy named "waid_is_gehy" is posting naughty pictures. Anyways.
So... I miss the times where subway terrorist attacks only happened in Japan.
At 7/6/05 08:36 PM, spamishfli wrote: My account is going low.
I need to find a temporary job ASAP...
How about a que-sa-dilla?
