3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 9/12/05 05:29 PM, stafffighter wrote: Dude I would love nothing more than to have a woman to respect and to show my poetry to. but one has to see me as a fucking man first
Hint: Cut it with the poetry and start a novel. The only places where women don't question the sexuality of a man once they know he writes poetry, are the places where poetry doesn't exist. Like, Canada or something.
In the other hand, all manly men write novels. Horror sci-fi post-modern novels with zombies, and monsters, and ninjas, and explosions, and ninjas riding exploding zombie monsters.
Anyways. Saw Sin City the other day. Now I know that hobbits are evil and eat people.
At 9/12/05 12:24 AM, Maus wrote: Star Wars:
Just wait 20 years and watch the LOTR series. Then you will understand.
That's assuming I liked anything Tolkenian to start with.
Also, no comments yet on my super-amazing-cool-fresh-rad-hardcore idea.
At 9/11/05 11:27 PM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: whos scandanavia....
Your mom's as big as Scandinavia.
At 9/11/05 11:00 PM, LadyGrace wrote: You can try and beat the penis... but that only makes it stronger.
>_>
<_<
Eh. We're up to something here, but I guess it must be something spontaneous.
An idea comes to mind. We should'a create a Hype Factory. We'd manufacture catchy quotes, pics, fads and other NG stuff. We'd rule the content of General. They'd be our image-spamming monkeys.
Example: From now on, each time somebody posts a rant, we're gonna post a Photoshop of that guy from A Flock of Seagulls that reads "And I Rant. I Rant so far Away."
Funny eh? EH? EH?
... Fuck this. I need some sleep.
At 9/11/05 10:54 PM, kreten wrote:At 9/11/05 10:45 PM, coldfire1 wrote:You know, you morons hop on bandwagons so fast it's almost ridiculous.At 9/11/05 10:11 PM, AngryCat wrote: the internet is serious business.yup.
Yes, because people overusing a phrase regarding the Internet are SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Now on topic, there was this one time when I made somebody visit Lemonparty twice. Fun times.
Canada > Cow > France
Pffft. You listened to something else than Maurice Chávez?
YOU FAIL
Dear diary:
Today, I was totally more cool than some guys at XBox Live.
At 9/11/05 10:44 PM, Juanny wrote: Uncle Ozcar's love tips
Certainly.
Also, remember, kids:
Asking for love advice in the Internet is ALWAYS a good idea.
OMG DOUBLEPOST
So, I just finished watching this Star Wars marathon or something, 'cause I never quite watched any movie entirely. And I've got a tiny, eeny-tweeny question for you guys:
DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS SHIT?
I mean, honestly, what's wrong with the world? How come there's BILLIONS of people mad about such a steaming pile of crap?
Episode IV? Crap. Episode V? Uber-crap. Episode VI? DER CRAPPEN. Episode I? Oh la la, LE CRAP.
I don't know what the hell is going on. Star Wars seems just like the Yu-Gi-Oh of the 70-80-90-00's. It's all "OMG LYK I INVOKE TEH FORCE OMG". And "My penis, I mean force, is bigger than yours". It's a crapfest.
I'm such a fucking moron for sitting through so many hours of this retardedness.
Seriously people, what did you SEE in those movies?
Anyways. So, new sig quote. Y'know, for some reason, I thought that I was having some kind of Sig Quote Cold War with Shrike, but I guess I was just paranoid. Whatever. We need a new catchy penis-related quote to bring a new sig-hype.
Suggestions?
At 9/11/05 08:50 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?
Because Prince Albert was actually a penis with a piercing. I mean, DUH!
At 9/11/05 02:13 PM, Maus wrote: I don't know terribly much about the coup, other than bits and pieces. I don't think you can really count Isabel Allende's book, The House of Spirits. :\
Isabel Allende is a total García Márquez rip-off. :(
Anyways, I agree with the previously stated: The coup was brought up rather independently by the groups opposing to Allende, and the usual "OMG TEH CIA-backed up coup" label that is put on this isn't that accurate, but all in all, the US did partake in the whole deal, and they did cover-up the ensuing human right abuses.
Allende certainly wasn't the most brilliant president out there, but 3,000 dead and 30,000 tortured were NOT a reasonable price to pay for the end of his crappy government.
By the way, since 1990 September 11th is an important date in this country, when stupid teenagers conmemorate this decisive moment on Chilean history by throwing molotovs at police cars and doing stupid shit in general. Ah, what a lovely legacy.
At 9/9/05 09:55 PM, TheShrike wrote: So, Mr Brown was given the boot, and sent back to Washington.
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I wonder when people will realize that FEMA is the problem, not whatever partisan bastard is currently "running" it.
I would bother asking what the hell are you yappin' about, but I just got me tickets for Judas Priest on the 13th, so I don't really care. WOO! ROCK ON! YEAH! *headbang*
Whatever. I'm guessing it's just another American "Boo Hoo, our Emergency Management eats children" issue.
Also, today I read the weirdest short-story ever. A man slithered his way through the city to walk in on his wife cheating on him, but he confuses the way in the middle of his slithering (Because he decides that arriving home will be much more rewarding if he moves using nothing but vertebral column-originated spasms) and ends up in the house of an androgynous character who wants to have sex with him (At least his/her female half wants to). But then he gets rescued by a guy who threw a shoe into the house, and slithers his way out of there. Then, he arrives, but his wife seems to be bloating, and there's a bearded person in the bed, and... Well, I didn't really get what the hell happened after that. It was weird stuff.
Mubarak will rule Egypt until the day Joan Rivers is found in some obscure hellhole and filed as a mumified corpse from thousands of years ago.
OH WAIT
Seriously though, maybe after this sham election somebody, somewhere, will give enough of a shit to reprimend Mubarak's regime, call the UN attention about it and see if there's any chance of at least some half-assed democratic reforms.
And if that happens we should certainly buy a lot of geese so they could shoot up gold eggs out of their asses, because we would be living in a fantasy world where dictators and the like actually give a shit about the UN.
All I can say about this subject is, you guys are lucky. In this country, Benny Hill is held as an intellectual humorist, representative of the "smart comedy". With the exception of one or two, all local comedians attempt to mimick his style, or the style of this other guy whose entire act consisted of half-elaborated cuss words. That Diceman or something.
AND THIS TIME I'M NOT JOKING. OUR COMEDIANS SUCK. With the possible exception of Coco Legrand. But that's it.
At 9/8/05 11:38 PM, rimpgoatblower wrote: but I am personally offended!
We care. We really do.
Lighten up. It's just a fucking flash movie. No need to:
a) Feel offended about it.
b) Make a topic about it.
At 9/7/05 05:33 PM, zzazzman wrote: What it did was create a personality for something that doesn't actually have one,
Oh, I get it, it's like, you know, Porky Pig. Because what we get with Porky Pig is, kids look at a pig with a personality, and then they don't want to eat pork meat. Therefore, Porky is pro-jewish propaganda.
Lighten up. It's just a fucking cartoon. And I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be satirical, as well.
At 9/7/05 02:30 PM, fli wrote: (Mexicans born in the United States)
And, thus, American. =/
Although Mage Simpson calls her husband "homey"... but that's an exception...
Heh. I'm stupid and dumb because I never realized that. I mustn't be using my noggins...
Anyways, fenrus, I already said so: Coño, Joder, Gilipollas, and all your 's's become 'z's.Stick with Coño, Fenrus...
I have no idea what the other two are...
Crazy Llama people...
Let's see... Coño is either used as Fuck, as in, "Fuck! I hit my thumb!" or "Fuck, I screwed up!" (Not referring to copulation) or as "vagina".
Joder replaces Fuck in both senses. You can say "Joder! I hit my thumb!" as well as "Now we're going to [joder]".
Gilipollas is a more direct insult, like "asshole" or "cocksucker". I think it roughly translates as "Dumb cock", but I'm not that sure.
Anyways--- Spaniards use those a lot. Coño and Joder to start their phrases, and Gilipollas to finish them.
At 9/7/05 02:25 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I hate white people. Screw them.
Yeah. Goddamn albinoes.
At 9/6/05 11:23 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Or just button the top button of a button up shirt, saying esse and homes all the time.
The only people who say "esse" or "essay", or whatever, are actually American.
"Ése" means "That one". Therefore, using "ése" as these morons do, makes no sense at all.
Anyways, fenrus, I already said so: Coño, Joder, Gilipollas, and all your 's's become 'z's.
At 9/6/05 06:23 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: thats were i need help from either fli or empando, i need to learn how to be spanish look, act and talk in about a month and a half, any help.
You mean Spanish as in, from Spain, or Spanish as in, Hispanic/Latin-American?
If it's the former, it's easy. Simply pronounce all your 's's as if they were 'z's, and ocassionally say: Coño, Joder and Gilipollas.
If it's the latter, that's gonna be a little harder. There's no "set" Latin American stereotype. If you knew what nationality this character is supposed to be, that'd help a lot. The only general advice I could give you in this case is to grow Cantinflas-like facial hair. (Or Che Guevara-like, if you will)
Speaking of nerdy comic-book costumes, I think I'd make a good Rorschach. I look good in jackets. But then again, Rorschach's mask doesn't exist.
At 9/5/05 10:18 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yes I know my face looks puffy.
You're going bald.
Remember, kids:
POKEMON IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!
At 9/5/05 05:43 PM, red_skunk wrote: I'm in the extreme SW of Germany
MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE NEXT TO FRANCE!
Die in hell, french hippie scum!
At 9/5/05 05:48 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Apparently, a society's language reflects or shapes their culture significantly. The Greeks had one of the most philosophical and scientific societies of all time and their language was very intricate and detailed. The German language, in particular, is somewhat rough and aggressive, draw whatever conclusions from that you will.
I've always thought it's the other way around. And I wouldn't say a society's culture per se, but more like the origins of that culture. German was born from the language of the barbarian Germanic tribes, and that's it. End of story. Sure, it evolved a lot during the following centuries, but the base of the language is there. English was born from the language of the germanic tribes, and of the Normans who settled in the islands. And a little bit of latin and greek here and there.
Spanish was born from some latin, some greek, some arabic, and the germanic tribes again.
And so on.
Plus, then how comes Russian doesn't have as many umlauts as German does?
At 9/5/05 05:01 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: Why would we want to celebrate Labor Day on May 1st, when It's already a minor holiday--May Day?
May Day... that's... insane. That's the matter late Phillip K. Dick novels are made of.
INSANITY.
THE THIN JOINTS OF CAPITALISM ARE ONLY HELD TOGETHER BY INSANITY!
Also, the achievement of the Germans discovering the mysteries of DER INTERNETTEN marks the beginning of a new era. An era of INTERNET.
At 9/5/05 01:14 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm planning on going as Mankind for a halloween costume contest at school... I can get the rest of the outfit easily, I'm just looking for a good mask.
Oh, so you're fat then. Haha, fatty.
If you can't find a mask, make it yourself. One or two leather belts and something to stik them together should be enough.
Also, Americans don't celebrate Labo(u)r Day on May 1st AS CIVILIZED COUNTRIES ARE SUPPOSED TO DO, so that means you're all nuts.
*crazy yanks*
At 9/4/05 06:12 PM, fli wrote: The US is a hard working nation.
We have the least amount of holidays compared to the rest of the countries--
and even then we're still working.
Eeeh. In that case, we're probably the ones with the least holidays in the Southern Hemisphere--- But we're the ones who produce the less in comparison to how much we work, so I guess we can't really complain.
And I swear to God,
that fucker better treat my mother good, or else he's gonna face some serious problems from the labor department...
You show'im, man. Sounds like a real asshole to deal with.
At 9/4/05 05:34 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:Also, there is no 'U' in our 'Labor Day.' It's strictly a U.S. holiday.Mind you from my spelling.
*crazy brits and/or scots*
Anyways. I feel like whining.
Shitty party last night. For starters, at the entrance hall of the house I was greeted by a portrait of Augusto Pinochet, as if saying, "Welcome to our nice house with neo-fascist ideology". I said hell, it's just a damn picture. But then 2 and a half hours of homophobic jokes, "my dad earns more than your dad" comments and teenage right-wing banter ensued in a meeting that lacked both sex, drugs and rock n' roll. I'm not much of an alcohol guy myself, but I swear to God I never wished a cold, fresh bottle of pisco so much before in my life.
I think I'm getting close to understanding why so many of you guys are weedheads.
Yeah, yeah, I know. "Go write that in your damn livejournal, you damn emo goth freegan nerd geek loser dork!"
At 9/2/05 02:55 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: You think gas prices are bad where you live. Be glad you dont live in Atlanta...
Must be a Canadian gas station where they only deal with Canadian dollars and/or ice hockey tickets.
So... Fighting games, huh? I already posted this ages ago, but...
Now you can dance capoeira and kick ass AT THE SAME TIME.
Dun dun dunnn...
