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At 5/3/06 10:17 PM, fli wrote: It does sound bad... but you know... I grew up happy.
I think it gave me "character."

That explains everything. It's a well known fact that kids who don't experiment any kind of physical or emotional pain and/or are generally comfortable in their childhood as an overall grow up into homosexual liberal child molestors. And they turn into minorities, too, BECAUSE THEIR SKINS BECOME TAINTED WITH SIN.

Beaten up kids, in the other hand, turn into righteous billionaires. And they become white.

Let's see... child stuff. I think my trading cards are somewhere in the room, buried under tons of wreckage and useless crap.

At 5/2/06 06:30 PM, Mr_Skipperdoo wrote: Empanado, I know it's a food, but in Brazil is also an expression for homo.

Well, can't be any worse than a friend of mine who unsuspectedly chose his e-mail adress to be "faghot@hotmail.com". To this date, he still doesn't know why he was flooded with gay spam.

Plus, there are cool homos. Like David Bowie.

At 5/2/06 09:37 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Dickens

Was Dickens that guy whose main claim to posterity was writing long, boring crap about a hobo kid and then re-editing the same book over and over, but changing the kid's name on each new print?

At 5/1/06 09:38 PM, LadyGrace wrote: It's been answered.

I thought "pluckers" was just another piece of sexual innuendo. Ah well.

At 5/1/06 08:54 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Question: I don't see any reason for illegalization of lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD). No toxicological studies have proven it to be deadly...

That's not a question. Die.

Uh... didn't LSD had the risk of causing severe mental imbalance after a not very prolonged use?

At 5/1/06 08:23 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: By the way: All sports not currently in the Olympics are now downgraded to 'activities'.

With the exception, of course, of bearpit golf.

Golf will be a lot less sissy if all golfers have to strike below par, while at the same time wrestling bears.

At 5/1/06 08:16 PM, -Michael- wrote: Yeah, it will be chocolate color too, just like him.

I'm pretty sure I'm more caucasianoid than you, you damn stealth negro jew.

At 5/1/06 07:34 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Goddamn, I looked everywhere for a job and now, about a month later, I finally have one and I never want to go through that shit again.

Drop the suspense, Hitchcock. Where the fuck are you working at?

At 5/1/06 07:29 PM, -Wraith- wrote: Yep, I'm gonna be working at the grocery store. At least a girl I have a crush on works there, so it might make things more bearable.

True. There are few things more uplifting than finding nice girl Cindy doin' it like crazy with Tommy Westmoreland between the beans and the dairy products.

At 5/1/06 07:21 PM, deathofself wrote:

At 5/1/06 07:17 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Jeeze, next thing that your going to talk about is making the national sport Hobo jousts.

Your close. I think the national sport will end up being the Platform Pole fight from American Gladiators. Except hobos play over a pit of spikes and parannas instead of regular ground.

Fuck that. I say the fight with piranhas instead of poles. Or, if you want to get picky, with piranha poles.

At 5/1/06 07:18 PM, -Wraith- wrote: Anyone have any idea for a part-time job that a 17 year-old like me could do for the summer? Hopefully something besides bagging groceries and flipping burgers, alot of people I know are going after those jobs?

Clerk at a music store. Preferably one that sells exclusively the genre you hate the most, because I don't like you.

At 5/1/06 07:14 PM, Captn_r wrote: Sometimes I wish that the world weren't as stable as it is, just for more interesting debate...

You'd love it down here. Fear of Ethnocentrists rising in Peru, Argentina recovering from utter collapse, Funny Hugo at Venezuela, corruption scandals in Brazil... it's a blast.

At 5/1/06 07:02 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

At 5/1/06 06:58 PM, Empanado wrote: I wholeheartedly agree. You should strip people of their right to protest, because nothing bad or counter-productive can come out of that.

Well actually, if there not citizens then have no rights by our constitution.

That's why I pointed out that a lot of protestors were legal inmigrants.

I wholeheartedly agree. You should strip people of their right to protest, because nothing bad or counter-productive can come out of that.

I mean, you do realize that a sizeable chunk of the protestors are legal inmigrants, right?

At 5/1/06 06:38 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Actually, it's me. He works at "Pluckers." But we all know I have the penis in this thread.

I'm sorry, but I get confused with all this talk about your e-pen0r. Are you supposed to be e-hermaphrodit0r or e-transexual0r?

If I could clone myself, I'd totally have sex with me.

lolwut?

At 5/1/06 06:33 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 5/1/06 06:29 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Do you get to kill any cute animals at your new job?

Lot's of chickens. It's hard working at Peckers.

Okay. Peckers. Who has the penis-related joke for that one?

At 5/1/06 05:37 PM, Mr_Skipperdoo wrote: Oh well... If you knew how to speak perfect portuguese when you where 13, I can say 'i'm sorry', otherwise... I can just say: Eat my shorts.

I don't speak English as a first language either, but I was already speaking it fluently at 13. How hard can it be? You don't even have to conjugate the verbs, for crying out loud.

Anyway, final words: Btazil, just like Argentina or Chile, is totally awesome in the local scale, but it's still a hellhole.

At 5/1/06 01:52 PM, Mr_Skipperdoo wrote: Ok, I've been reading this board, and all the horrible things you guys said about Brazil.

I'm sorry... who the fuck said anything about Brazil?

Brazil's all fine and dandy in comparison to most of Latin America, but they still have large social issues left to solve.

Also, it would really help your point if you improved your english before posting in a board that is in, um, english.

At 4/30/06 09:25 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: This man is perfection.

He looks like any other metalhead I've met. Should metalheads be the party's SS? Or would those be the hybrid minority bears?

At 4/30/06 08:07 PM, ThePrimogen wrote: And something else, did you ever consider the fact that I could go to college in the nearby future so stop posting your ridiculous comments.

By having your dad "buy you in"? My, how wrong was everyone in underestimating you!

At 4/30/06 07:30 PM, Dranigus wrote: Private colleges would require more money and private colleges aren't superviced by the states and such. Which means the entire school could be an entire orgy-fest in disquised.

A privatized school system doesn't have to be that black-and-white. What's going on here, for example, is that there are three kinds of schools, basically: Private schools, public schools and 'mixed' schools (or 'subventionated' or whatever that damn word is in English).
Mixed schools receive a moderate subvention for salaries and equipment from the government and have to comply with certain guidelines from the Education Department. These schools have low monthly fees (in dollars, it can cost anywhere between $10-$30 per student) and they're notoriously better than public schools.
Private schools are substantially more expensive, but from what I've heard they're still more accesible than U.S. private schools. (Around $200 per month)
I've been in all these kinds of schools, and I can say that the best choice for most of the population is a 'mixed' school. The improvement of the quality of the education between a mixed school and a private one is minimal, and, if anything, only gives the parents a certain 'status' of having their kids in a private school.

Then again, I couldn't tell you for a fact this is the best way of doing things. After all, Chile's educational system has been repeatedly proven to be one of the worst of Latin America.

At 4/30/06 02:11 PM, ThePrimogen wrote:

Governmental

To continue, eventually I will go to college. (my dad can literally "buy" me in there)
Or by just purchasing a diploma I can do whatever I want in the future, hell if I want to be a congressman, politician, attorney it will be easy as pie. For now I write horror...

Yeah, I'm sure the vast majority of dropouts are spoiled brats with a rich dad that can give them anything, too.

At 4/30/06 03:50 PM, deathofself wrote:

At 4/30/06 12:16 PM, lollerskaters wrote: National bird: pterodactyl.

All Pterodactyl will be fitted with twin machine gun turrets.

And they will be carrying an acid vat in their paws.
Because napalm is for sissies.

At 4/30/06 04:40 AM, Stopthevoices wrote: I think these new law attempts are a step in the wrong direction. The government doesn't have the right to tell you what to say/listen to/see. It's right there in our constitution, freedom of speech. As long as you aren't infringing on other people's rights then you can do whatever the hell you want (in theory at least)

I'm no law expert, but I believe that the Constitution does not apply to minors.

At 4/29/06 11:59 PM, Guitarmy wrote: Actually, Jewish people moved there and purchased land, they then declared self government due to instability. They never stole anything, they payed for it. The Jewish government never claimed any land, in fact they recently forced people to leave homes that they privatly purchased from Palestiniens and the like.

We're talking about something that happened over half a century ago. Somehow I doubt the parents of children killed by a Palestinian suicide bomber/ an Israeli raid give a flying fuck about who bought what from whom. They need to stop killing each other, they don't need to point at each other yelling "he started it!" like fucking third-greaders.

"Elfer, stop sucking cock and shut the fuck up".

A new musical hit for the masses.

At 4/29/06 10:02 PM, Elfer wrote: Uhh, lolk?

I'm pretty sure that if people wanted "bedouin soundclash" they'd be much more willing to hurl a desert nomad at a pile of noisy stuff rather than listening to a bunch of queers crying about California or Santa Barbara or whatever.

At 4/29/06 09:42 PM, Elfer wrote: Tune in, bitches!

Request: LESS EMO.

At 4/29/06 09:28 PM, Werewolf91 wrote: Plus, a lot of people probably won't vote for her because she's a woman (either because they think that a woman can't run the country or because they think there are enough idiots who think that a woman can't run the country that a vote for a female president would be a wasted vote).

I don't really think this argument holds much water. Women with no particularly outstanding charisma have been elected in countries much more morally conservative.