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At 7/30/07 02:45 PM, SkunkyFluffy wrote: I hate to burst your bubble, sweetie, but there's no trick to that.

Oh, but there is. Since, you know, there are hordes and hordes of girls flocking to me everyday and they're like "oh Empanado take us right here right now please okay you're so hot" and I'm like "nah".
I'm like a heterosexual Morrissey.

At 7/30/07 02:03 PM, Elfer wrote: My trick is to think about what I'm saying, then not say it, then run off and do something else instead.

Really? My trick is not getting laid. But I think yours could work, too.

At 7/30/07 01:58 PM, morefngdbs wrote: "You can't have a slaughter, without laughter !"
This is so true.

Meh. That one's funny, but I like better the one that goes something like "I put the THE out of PSYCHOTHERAPIST".

At 7/30/07 11:31 AM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 7/29/07 09:24 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

The only time I got a shake was in London.
Sad life.

Oh, look at the little Argentinian, he's so rich he goes to London for milkshakes, riding his private jet. He's so wealthy and privileged that the only remaining step for him is to become a doctor and turn into a Marxist guerrilla leader in Central America. >:(

Nah, kidding. But actually, the only time I've been out of Chile was on the student trip to Bariloche. And in that occassion some of your motherfucking chocolate made me puke and shit for days so I spent most of the time in the hotel's bathroom.
And it's funny since I've always been teased for being white and therefore rich, but now in college everybody's talking about how was their trip to Switzerland and shit.
I've also learnt that, for some reason, sons and daughters of people who formerly lived in exile tend to be insufferable pseudo-intellectual jerks.

Meh. I had lots of milkshakes when I lived in la Serena, anyway.

Israel: Rather fancy place. Could do better with less slaughter.
Palestine: Not so fancy place. Could do better with less slaughter.

At 7/27/07 03:36 PM, Project-Nemesis wrote: Wonderful.

Seize the school. Seriously.
It works.

At 7/27/07 07:03 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Because they asre making murderers get away with their crimes.

Oh. Yeah, that too.

At 7/26/07 03:57 PM, LightandDark wrote: Japan doesn't even have nukes in any form, so why should we care if they get bad people in their political system, it's not like they would hold a threat against the world

That's your opinion, but don't come to me when there's a huge mecha-robot (piloted by a japanese chick with blue hair and boobs twice as big as her head in a spandex suit) is blowing your town to pieces.

At 7/27/07 05:23 PM, Proteas wrote: I don't think I've EVER gotten this high a score on it, and now I'm a wee bit spooked with myself.

By the way, how does one get past zombie Jesus?

Seize the school.

It worked wonderfully for us.

I'd say that suicide is defined by intentions rather than by how it's carried out. Suicide by cops (yes, I also wanted to be the first smart-ass to claim knowledge on that term) fits into the broad category of suicide, although it'd be more like "indirect suicide".
However, there's a difference between suicide and self-immolation or self-sacrifice. At least in my opinion, suicide is the whole "waaah waah I listen to Linkin Park and my life sucks so I'm gonna kill myself", while self-immolation is what you see in action films where the token, expendable minority character decides to catch a bullet or distract the enemy while they mouth off some fancy-pants one-liner.

I mean, after all, if motivation was irrelevant, Jesus would have pretty much commited indirect suicide by not using his superpowers and shit to, like, blow the cross up or something. By that logic, I'm guessing the theological viewpoint on it is that you're down to barbeque land as long as your suicide was petty and selfish.

At 7/25/07 02:18 PM, fli wrote: LoL--
We're Americans. If it's not Iraq or a little girl's kidnapping...
It's not important.

But-- It's related to Japan, you know? And Japan had an Emperor who used a Mickey Mouse watch. You do care about Mickey Mouse, don't you? Because Mickey Mouse was created by Walt Disney and Walt Disney totally helped the American Crusade of America-ness against filthy unionist commies. So, if you don't care about that, you're a filthy commie!

Okay, I'll try to make this quick and concise for the uninformed:

Alberto Fujimori was "President" of Peru from 1990 to 2000. While he was more or less democratically elected, let's just say that his government could be compared to what Chávez would have done if he was a nutcase right-winger instead of a nutcase left-winger. Fujimori's rule saw the incarceration and torture of opposition members, the (still ongoing) prosecution of journalists, censorship on the media, government-sponsored death squads and a program of forced sterilization which targeted about 200,000 indigenous people, not to mention rampant corruption and bribery.

Well, nothing out of the ordinary in what respects Latin America, so far. The thing with Fujimori is that, him being a nikkei and all, the Japanese government has reacted oddly in what respects this guy. Apparently, Fujimori's exploits were sold as a "Local boy makes good" story by japanese media, both before, during, and after his tenure as president.
Japan provided asylum for Fujimori when he fled Peru to escape his trial for violation of human rights and such. Okay, so it's not weird at all that dictatoresque characters find refuge in other countries, but after a few years Fujimori thought it would be a pretty good idea to return to Peru and run for President again. On his way back, he was detained in Chile and sentenced to house arrest.
Now he's required by both Japan and Peru. Fujimori realizes that he couldn't be kept under house arrest if he had diplomatic immunity, so... he decides to run for office. As a Senator for Tokyo. Let's remember that the guy is undergoing prosecution in a foreign country and about to be extradited to another foreign country, both of them located across the friggin' ocean.
So, he's running his campaign from his rented house in Chile, where he's staying only half-legally, and in Japan they seem to be okay with that. I already knew that there are all kinds of nutcases running for office in Japan, but shouldn't they draw the line at foreign dictators undergoing trial?

Anyway, that's not the only problem that arises from this Fujimori issue. One of the main obstacles that Peru has found while trying to get its hands on Fujimori is that... get this: Human rights abuses aren't officially recognized as a crime under Chilean law. As a lovely departure present from our much beloved General Pinochet, and due to the vast maze of clauses, articles and loopholes created by his law-pushers, the "Amnesty Law" states that there is no such thing as violation of human rights. In fact, all former torturers (those who were brought to justice, anyway) of the Pinochet regime had to be charged with case after case of kidnapping and homicide, which slowed down processes to no avail. So, all cases such as this one pretty much depend on being assigned to a judge that has enough judgement to say "hey, I think human rights abuses are a pretty bad thing, you know". That might sound like something that all reasonable judges should believe pretty much anywhere in the civilized world, but you'd be amazed at what 17 years of indoctrination can do to you. The line of thought that most people on the job seem to go by is "LOLOL NO LAW FOR IT SO NO CRIME NOOB".

So, this is a double-rant. What's your opinion on this? Is Japan insane for allowing a Latin American autoritharian nutcase to run for office?

At 7/21/07 09:10 AM, Der-Lowe wrote: That attitude is what caused you problems with the Canadian Police.

FUCK OFF

At 7/21/07 02:58 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Rowling must feel pleasure in killing her characters.

Yeah, Harry Potter dies in the end, we get it already.
Literary saga my ass, that lady has some sort of wizard ephebophilia necro-fetish, and she's trying to earn money while getting her rocks off.

At 7/20/07 11:50 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Lol, Chilean soccer players are fun :D

FUCK OFF

I actually agree with you people here, you know? America isn't like Cuba at all, so everybody who doesn't like the way that things are run in America should go away.

I agree on the grounds that most of my music teachers were, like, totally hot.

Hey guys! My new favorite thread has thaught me that the America is really screw.

At 7/19/07 09:46 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: Please.
Is stealthy writing a 12 minute song on a woman.
I think not.
Don't make me bring out the Dylan sig.

But what about the scruffy beard, messy hair and shifty eyes? Those are sneaky qualities.

At 7/18/07 10:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: No, anyone who knew shit about him knew he was Jewish. It was even in an Adam Sandler song.

But he's a jew and he seems to be very sneaky. So maybe he's not a stealth jew but he's definitely a jew, who is also stealthy.

Bob Dylan is a stealth jew, jew know.

Vegetarians are healthier than meat-eaters in some aspects, and unhealthier in others. But they're pansies in all aspects, unless they're one of those guys who's like YO MAN I'M TOTALLY DONE WITH BEEF JERKY FROM NOW ON EVEN THOUGH IT'S TOTALLY BITCHIN', and not like those guys who are like OH MY GOOD LOOK AT THAT LOVELY COW I CAN'T EAT COWS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE AND I LIKE FRENCH PEOPLE TOO.

At 7/18/07 01:29 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: We have no enemies, everyone loves us.

Everybody hates your accent. And this is not an opinion, it's a scientifically sustained fact. It's not even a theory or a hypothesis with strong support of evidence like evolution, it's a basic and unquestionable axiom of reality.

Other than that, you're okay, I guess.

At 7/18/07 07:15 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:

At 7/18/07 06:48 PM, Imperator wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_non-N ATO_ally
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I KNEW IT! You sneaky bastards!

THIS REDESIGN IS THE WORK OF STEALTH JEWS

I like it. It's rather fancy.

Marriage: Two people not having sex and yelling at each other.

At 7/16/07 02:13 AM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote: This thread title is misleading. I thought we would be reticulating some splines.

That's so incredibly nerdy that it doesn't even matter that I know what you're talking about.
You're a dork.

So, uh, yeah, stupid charges. Watch those cellphone cards, people! You could be HELPING THE TERRORISTS!

At 7/16/07 01:14 AM, ApotheosisLost wrote: Teenagers are more powerful than they seem. I'm a highly influential individual. But I mainly focus on small stuff, like when they took away the right for us to sit whereever we wanted at lunch, so I sat in the large empty space in the lunchroom where they did assemblies. They gave us that right the day afterwords.

That's very interesting and extremely important. I had never seen nor heard of 14 year olds doing something of similar or higher relevance anywhere else.

Way to bump a two-month-old topic there.

So, uh, yeah. I guess there's a hair-thick chance that somewhere, sometime during the entire existance of mankind, a Fascist like society could emerge (mostly) detached of its commonly associated bad things, just like communism. In my opinion nearly all signals point to both systems being completely flawed in their basic conception, but meh, who knows.

Difference between communism and fascism, however, is that at least communism has had a few instances so far where it has attempted (and failed at it, but attempted nonetheless) to adress its core problems, namely opression and lack of personal freedoms; meanwhile, even the most obscure, just-standin'-over-there fascist-like movements, like, say, Brazil under Getúlio Vargas, seem pretty ugly in all that respects human rights, personal freedoms, et al. You know, those hippie things.

At 7/15/07 04:18 AM, fli wrote:

At 7/14/07 06:04 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: It is funny how the only people that I've heard to hate Argentinian cinema are Argentinians. I've heard that it is popular in Spain.

Actually, it's good. Very good. I'm looking for more DVDs...

I stand by my point of it being about a bunch of stealth jews (Namely "El Abrazo Partido", STEALTH JEWS AND STEALTH POLES), but meh. One Argentinian flick that's rather bitchin' and has a sligthly less annoying accent than usual is "Roma", although I believe it's a co-production or somtin'.

Chilean cinema is... okay. Chilean films - documentaries in particular - were highly renowned back in the 60's-70's, but in 1973 the you-know-what caused what's referred to as the "cultural blackout", and all of a sudden films were cut down to publicity and vaguely erotic comedies. The ocassional gem has sprung out every once in a while during the last 17 years, one of which being "Machuca". It's still a bit bland in comparison to what's being done in the rest of Latin America nowadays, but it's supposedly the spearhead of the new movement. Meh.

At 7/15/07 02:57 PM, D2Kvirus wrote: Chile/Peru rely on star strikers coming through - and Columbia rely on their players not being shot.

Sadly enough, that's a pretty accurate statement you've made there about Colombia. I think there have been about 2,3 or 4 Colombian players with a certain level of fame who have been stabbed/shot to death in the last... what, 15 years?

At 7/13/07 10:51 PM, Elfer wrote: If there's one thing I hate moving to a different room, it's a bookshelf. I want to go to sleep, but my bed looks like so:

1.- I see you've got an un-postered movie poster. What movie is it from?
2.- The 90's called. They want their Nirvana back.

lolol i is funni

At 7/14/07 03:06 AM, fli wrote: And Argentian cinema is uber-superb.

its just about a bunch of stealth jews