3,094 Forum Posts by "Empanado"
At 8/12/07 10:30 PM, Memorize wrote: I can't even smoke a cigarette. It disgusts me.
Hahaha, pussy. A man who doesn't have lung cancer by the time he's 45 isn't a man at all.
At 8/12/07 10:31 PM, zambota wrote: Can we get back on topic?
Is there even the need to make a thread to question wether or not an organization that bombs embassies would run a country competently?
Who the fuck cares about topics related to either Canada or cellardoor?
I'm going to be honest here for a change and say I'd give the possibility some serious consideration. Everyone's always saying how people with mental retardation are human beings too and they shouldn't be discriminated against, but I don't think anybody here would put up a big happy smile if the doctor said to them that they were going to be the parents of a retarded baby. That being said, I'd probably not have the balls and decide to have the baby anyway, but it'd take me some serious time to get accustomed to it.
Also, I believe that it would only happen if they were mentally retarded. If they, like, were missing a limb or were blind or something that would be totally bitchin', since they could get, like, robot prosthetics and shit.
At 8/12/07 02:57 PM, Saturn500 wrote: Oops, wrong person, sorry zambota, that should've been Empando
It's a good thing that you took all that time to correct your highly relevant post, and fix the quotation and authorship problems. Thanks for helping us become a better forum board! :)
You failed to notice that I was being sarcastic, but meh.
Wow, I can't believe this.
You mean that there actually are people who speak English in Miami?
Well, first of all I don't think there should be a discussion about it. If they love the cock, let them love the cock, period.
Also, most people here apparently don't even know what "choice" means.
"OMG THEYRE NOT BORN LIEK TAHT SO ITS A CHOICE DUH". "Choice" implies something voluntary, that comes from free will. If all gay men made that "choice", there would be little to none homophobic beatings, since no man would opt to be gay in a hostile enviroment. It's like the example they gave at the beggining, only, like, not wrong: You don't choose to like baseball over basketball. You choose to play one instead of another. You don't choose what to like, that's one of the most basic axioms of humankind. That doesn't mean that you're necessarily born with those preferences built-in either, it can come from a myriad of different sources. But if one could adapt his own preferences at will, then it's pretty obvious that nobody in this planet would ever need to be unhappy.
At 8/10/07 09:54 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Nobody escapes from criticism
Could be, but the Argentinians are the only ones that do not have a single positive sentence about hem on page one. I mean, even we managed to have a positive thing about us on the first page of googlage, despite the fact that practically every single webpageon the Internets created in Peru and Bolivia is devoted to hate us.
At 8/10/07 05:50 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: There was a chilean senator in Sweden who was explaining the libertarian newspaper I read why Kirchner sucked so much.
Well it's pretty obvious that Kirchner sucks cock, I mean, Paris Hilton sure does suck a lot of penis and she probably got her lazy eye from a wild phallus swinging out of control and poking her in the eye, so it's only safe to assume that Kircher got virolo the same way.
At 8/10/07 05:50 PM, Der-Lowe wrote:At 8/10/07 01:13 AM, Empanado wrote: Argentinians aren't people.True, we're European semi-gods.
At 8/10/07 12:51 AM, fli wrote: Tons of Argentinians went to Sweden and all those really cold places where people are bleach blonde and have eyes the shade of milky glaucoma/ cataract blue...
I said "everybody". That word implies, you know, people. Argentinians aren't people. I'm not entirely sure of what kind of genetical aberration they count as. I recall that certain members of the CChilean military Junta regarded Peruvians as "a bunch of humanoids" and Bolivians as "anthropomorphized llamas" (I'm not kidding) but I can't remember what was the official definition of an Argentinian back in those days.
At 8/10/07 12:54 AM, Jerconjake wrote: Yes, it's a travesty to teach children to dress in white and search for pies! I heard the KKK used to bribe police and lawmakers so they could search for pies willy-nilly!
Ever consider that since it's Halloween he could be a ghost, and that what you've seen since the fourth grade has distorted what you actually saw? I mean, unless Hitler finds the pie.. Was it Hitler?
You're a racist douchebag and a pedophile rapist. White supremacists shouldn't be shown anywhere close to pie! It's a validation of their sick lifestyle! It's telling kids "you can hate blacks and jews if you want and that's okay, because you can still have some pie".
I'll just give you the same advice that I'm giving to any sort of high-school related problem now: SEIZE THE SCHOOL.
I thought it was for commies and Hot Topic anarchist attention whores, but in the light of recent events I believe it's a valid form of protest against severe injustices such as teacher's salaries, education budgets, administration of school boards, and... wait, did you say "lunch regulations"?
Oh, grow up and get a life, then.
Ha, everybody's so DUMB when it comes to emigration, except for us. WE have enough common sense to at least pick a Scandinavian liberal paradise if we ever decide to leave this godforsaken hellhole of a nation. I mean, back in the Pinochet days, you think that the hundreds of thousands of exiles went to the URSS, Cuba, West Germany, or some other commie place? You think that Chileans living in poverty long to travel to the States, Spain, the UK? Hell no.
Sweden, baby. Sweden Sweden Sweden.
At 8/7/07 04:47 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Has anyone here heard of Sonata Arctica?
I have. Some of their songs are whiney goth emo horseshit (I think the one called "Shy" proves my point), but they've got rather fancy stuff as well. I got past my speed power symphonic metal phase a while ago, but yeah, a bitchin' guitar solo is always good.
At 8/7/07 01:04 AM, bbs-addict wrote: how come when we take the same exact losses like you gotten at Omaha Beach, we gotten farther into France than any other landing divison?
It's because the Germans went like this:
"Hein! Mein Gott! It's der Cannadien! Ve cannot be contagiated by ze disease zat makes zem like ze moose and der icesportënn like der hockey! Lös! Lös!"
So they just kinda backed off.
In all seriousness really, I think that these things remain relevant until a couple of generations die off. WWII will cease to be the milestone of Modern Age history once the last son of a WWII soldier dies, wich should happen somewhere in the second half of this century, or once something bigger draws our attention for the next 120 years, such as, say, an alien invasion or shit like that.
At 8/7/07 01:08 AM, Malachy wrote: woah now, what about vosotros?
vos is not vosotros?
Nope. Vosotros is second person plural, as in "you guys". I think only people in Spain use Vosotros nowadays though, everyone else simply says "ustedes". (Even though "Ustedes" is the plural form of "usted", it's not necesarily used in a formal, respectful way, since in most countries it's the only form that it's widely used)
It's easier for people that are learning Spanish too, since when using "ustedes" they simply use the same conjugation they would use for "ellos/as", while "vosotros" requires you to pretty much learn 25,000 new verb endings that you're probably never going to use anyway.
I'm not enough of an attention whore to write ten paragraphs detailing my religious beliefs, but I believe that, if there is a God, he's probably not omnipotent. What with all the "omg can he make an ince cream cone so big that even he can't eat it" third grade paradoxes and all.
At 8/6/07 10:13 PM, Elfer wrote: Nope, chemical engineering. It's sort of a combination of business and the environment. Well, and a lot of chemistry, I guess.
Sounds like Major in Filthy Hippie Sciences to me.
Anyway, I'd say that there are very few office buildings that give more of a shit about global warming than about saving money. I'd say promote the system as a money saver and throw in a tangent about enviromentalism and trees and shit.
Bleh, Tú vs. Usted.
Us Chileans don't have much of a problem with those, but the thing is that we also use "vos" as an extremely informal form. Because of our pronunciation, it's more like "voh" instead of "vos".
Your parents can plant you a dropkick right in the face if you adress them using "voh", unless you're a part of a very modern family.
Anyway-- it's hard for non-chileans to adapt. Where Spanish-speakers in general would say "Tú tienes eso" and Argentinians would say "Vos tenés eso", we say "Voh tení esa hueá, hueón".
At 8/4/07 08:25 AM, gopmanbush08 wrote: I think it should be up to the people to decide how many terms a president serves, not some useless ammendment.
Hugo Chávez agrees wholeheartedly.
At 8/4/07 03:41 PM, LordJaric wrote:At 8/4/07 10:48 AM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote:we still have troops in South Korea.
That is only because of the threat of china and North Korea invading South Korea still exist.
I know, right? Good thing that the terrorist factions and the Iranians will move away as soon as Bush leaves office, then.
Ha! Typical propaganda from ignorance-filled right wing bible-bashing fascists.
Commies don't brainwash children, they eat them. So there.
At 8/3/07 05:44 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: Well, you don't know it, it's called El Cronista Comercial, a libertarian newspaper. It really frustrates me because he criticizes in a very good way, unlike Ámbito Financiero, which is rather childish, too direct.
Laff. That newspaper's for old people. Or so it seems.
I read newspapers for old people too, but the only one that I actually look forward to read is The Clinic. I've always wondered if there's something quite like it in other countries. I mean, it's the only medium (public or otherwise) that can make a torture joke and get away with it. It guises itself as just another "irreverent", "politically incorrect" outlet, just like South Park or The Onion or whatever, but I'd say that 9 of the 10 most important landmarks of national journalism in the last decade have come from The Clinic. They've unmasked former torturers, shed light in a child porn political conspiracy, investigated about Allende's unborn heir, etc.
Working in there is the ultimate wet dream for any journalism student.
At 8/3/07 09:39 PM, Der-Lowe wrote: There was a chilean version, but the show's base is its Argentinian host, Pettinato, so it wasn't successful.
I remember that. The show was ok, but the host was trying way too hard to be Argentinian. Apparently, they didn't learn their lesson from when they adapted CQC: Fake Argentinian acent and mannerisms = lame. That being said, genuine Argentinian accent and mannerisms = lame too, but a little less. CQC Chile slowly started to evolve into a decent show ever since the hosts gradually came to notice that they were, in fact, Chilean. Hueón.
I'm not a fan of soap operas, but I like the other shows you mentioned. Like you, I don't watch much TV, I watch Duro de domar, CQC, TVr... sometimes the news...
I don't watch much TV either. Chilean TV is the spawn of Satan and the relentless punishment from a spiteful God towards the nation he hates the most. We're like the anti-jews. Still, a couple of shows from a cable station are pretty good, namely Cadena Nacional and Canal Copano, even though Canal Copano is the nerdiest thing in existence and I hate both Copanos to death.
I frequently watch Scrubs, House, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Nip Tuck. Lately I've become addicted to that god-awful teen drama, The OC. I know it's for angsty, spoiled emo kids, but it's got a funny Jew.
At 8/3/07 10:40 PM, fli wrote: A young low class girl gets into an upper class school, and she's picked by these bullies who happen to the 4 richest boys of the school.
When she fights back, they some how fall in love with her ferocity and so there's a lover's triangle...
So... it's kind of like a Venezuelan soap opera with blue hair and schoolgirl uniforms and tentacle rape and oversized eyes and shit?
At 8/3/07 11:16 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: It's like watching a prima ballerina get crushed under a collapsing building--there's a certain beauty to it, while there's enough disaster to keep you enthralled.
I must ask you... is that you, in the furry avatar? are you a furry? Because, if you haven't noticed, furry is the new gay. Out yourself as a furry and you're not getting mocked, you're getting dragged into the street, disowned, branded like cattle and left to die in the countryside.
At 8/2/07 03:53 AM, fli wrote: "Crawling in my skin..."
That song is about acne. Why is a song about acne related to me? I don't have acne, or at least nowhere near as much as I used to.
What do Chileans have?
We've got squat... and in squat we trust.
My bad... Miguel Bose doesn't come from Argentina.
Correct. He's Zpanish from Zpain. Seen his role in drag in that Almodóvar film yet? I know I haven't.
But at least, Argentina has Miranda! With it's ever so fabulous (but not in the least gay) song... Don.
Stupid Argentinians and their marginally acceptable music. I remember that back in the day, Illya Kuryaki & The Valderramas was the band to like if you you had great taste at having no taste in music whatsoever. Weird camp/kitsch spanglish trance/dance gangsta rap hip-hop martial arts shit going on in there.
At 8/1/07 10:23 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote: I demand that the other topic be locked because it's stupid and that other guy who started it is an idiot. Come on mods, it'd be funny.
But but but, you don't even have a sig! Ergo, you must be new to the Internets, therefore your opinion is rendered insignificant!
Fucking botched sleeptime schedule. I went from 11 hours of sleep a day to, like, 3 and a half. I simply can't fall asleep before 3:00 am.
Also, fuck college. And fuck the college mid-year class inscription proccess.
Fuck coffee for having no effect on me whatsoever. Fuck whatever's on TV and fuck politicians dry-humping TV sluts on camera, while on a Congress session. Fuck the government for not allowing The Police to play, and fuck The Police because their amount of good songs was somewhere between zero and one. Fuck Argentinians, too, for no particular reason.
Fuck a whole lot of things, period.
Okay, just one tiny thing from the days of old:
At 12/17/06 02:06 PM, JakeHero wrote: #6. Saddam shouldn't be tried because the Tribunal trying him is an American-established Kangaroo-Court, but Pinochet should of had his ass shipped to GB and be tried by their courts.
This paragraph states that either:
· A considerable amount of leftists believed that Saddam shouldn't have been tried, or
· Pinochet's overseas trial for the killing of British and Spanish citizens was illegitimate.
Care to provide an argument to whichever statement was supposed to be made obvious? Sorry if it's been asked already.
At 7/31/07 12:16 AM, TonyTostieno wrote:besides you want to talk about screwed up TV shows the MUSLIMS Have MICKY MOUSE TRYING TO GET KIDS TO BECOME SUICIDE BOMBERS. I hope that puts things in perspective for the topic starter and any other WELL?Prove it. I mean seriously, prove it too me, not all Muslims are radical fundamental terrorist, I know a few myself, so don't try to say that they are. But seriously, freaking prove it.
Actually he was talking about Farfur the Mouse, a character who actually calls out kids to martyr themselves, in a show broadcasted by Al-Aqsa TV, a network run by Hamas. However, this is about as representative of Muslims in general as the show that's discussed by the OP is representative of the Catholic/Christian community (even though EWTN presents much less radical views than, say, Fred Phelps or Jack Chick). Very few catholics believe that genocide is neccesary to stop the heathens, and very few muslims actually plan to strap explosives to their bodies and blow up a schoolbus full of children.
This only comes to prove that there are nutcases on both sides (and all other sides, while we're at it).
At 7/30/07 09:41 PM, public-enemy1 wrote: I mentioned that it was a kids show, so of course they are not going to list Cortez's atrocities. Kids will learn of his actions later in high school.
I don't get it. Why is it so obvious that they're not going to list the atrocities commited by the Spanish, while they have no problem calling the Aztecs a bunch of bloodthirsty savages who killed babies and children? And if I remember correctly, the OP stated that the kiddie show portrayed Cortez as "the savior of the poor Aztec heathen babies". I perfectly understand that rape and genocide are topics that shouldn't go on a show aimed at children, I also understand that they want to narrate the whole thing in a perspective that is favorable to the Church, but I don't consider that portraying a culture as demonic, bloodthirsty and murderous is right either, specially when they're so bent on romanticizing the other side.
That being said, it wouldn't be any more ethical to make a show the other way around: Portraying Aztecs as a peaceful, loving nation in touch with the nature and the spirits and shit, and the Spaniards as the monstrous blue-eyed devils who arrive from the ocean to gangrape every Aztec in existence.
Of course that any of the above-mentioned notions can be broadcasted, and that's okay with me. I don't believe that these points of view should be banned, all I'm saying is that they're stupid and fanatical.
Hey, I'm getting better at this too!
The trick is to always keep a spare shotgun in case there are no weapons around.
At 7/30/07 08:24 PM, zambota wrote: You have got to be an uber pussy to actually be offended by this.
You're right, it's about as pathetic and bitchy as a jew whining because somebody said that the Holocaust was great because Jews don't believe in Jesus. God I can't believe people whine so much about stuff! Genocide is not a big deal and jews are going to hell!
