You know it's your birthday soon, and my heart is open wide...
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind...

IT's MAH DICK IN TEH BOX

I don't mean God as in Christian God, I mean any culture's idea of an "almighty creator", or something of that context.

But, first poster, it is only skin-deep. It's not like the Barbershop Parodox or anything.
Although, the person that sent me this IS a highly religious person, so that has to mean something.

My friend just sent me this, and I am still partially mind-fucked, so here ya' go...

Can god create a rock that he can not lift?

In before some athiest troll blurts "lolololol no he cant because god dont exist, loololol

I'm 15, and my brother is like 45 and lives in a house of his own.
So I'm glad that shit like this won't happen to me.

At 11/23/09 02:39 PM, ultima09 wrote:

At 11/22/09 11:16 PM, EmoPinata wrote: How about no.

I doubt you even looked at it.

Actually, I did.

Although, when I came across that picture of Jack Black PS'd into a "The Desert Bus" , I lost all faith in humanity.

RUN TO THE HILLS!

How about no.

Grab his cock.

I have Herpes.

At 11/20/09 08:17 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 11/20/09 08:08 PM, EmoPinata wrote: RATE ME.
RATE ME, MAH FRIEND.
RATE ME.
RATE ME, AGAIN.

.00000001/10 for being trapped in a blight storm..... poor thing, you.

not me, some dude from a page or two back that looks like Kurt Cobain.

references, references...

Of course, if you read the thread you would know this, know wouldn't you?

RATE ME.
RATE ME, MAH FRIEND.
RATE ME.
RATE ME, AGAIN.

At 11/17/09 10:44 PM, gostgamer wrote: A red Ryder b.b. gun.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

At 11/17/09 08:51 PM, Chat-man wrote: For Christmas, I would like the power to chose who lives and who dies!

ill be on ur live list, kthxbai

A pair of Van's Warners, some SPD pedals, that's about it...

I call Art class!

okay kids, start by drawing the testes, then the shaft, then...

Open tray error is when you enter a disk, the screen exclaims that it is "READING.." and then It just goes limp and says "OPEN TRAY." like it is not even there.

Sucks, because I picked up my copy of L4D2 today, and I had to play it at my friend's house, earning him FOUR achievements for a game that he doesn't own.

Also, some Guro shit that my friend linked me to.

ED's Offended Page.

I CAME.

At 11/14/09 03:58 PM, DarkKingBernard wrote: My fake name(spy name) would be EvilKingOfYoCrib

Note(this is not me playing)

Lets move out...

Sweet, RSV2 is an epic game.

GRAPE DRANK.

/thread.

Hey guys, this is my last resort of a place to get information, so HOW DO FIX THE GODDAMN OPEN TRAY ERROR?!
i have tried everything, and to top it off, I pre-ordered L4D2 a week before this started happening.

HALP

A for effort I guess...
Goodbye Michelin, Don't forget to write!

Shit, triple post...

/srypoozydontbanmeplzprettypleasewithach erryontop?

I have something to do this weekend, so PM me if you would like a sig, and I will help you out ASAP.

I need something to do if anyone wants a sig, Give me 4 colors, and I'll make 'ya one in Illustrator.

Dilldozers

They come out of dumsters, son, particularly on Prom Night.

LIKE BAGS OF SAND

MAR-A-JU-WAH-NAH

Yesterday, My phone went off in class.

verizon was calling me,

So then i had to go to detention after school for two hours, in which I had to copy the Alabama State School Book of Conduct .

Twice.

August 2, right before school.

/sadfaic