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Response to: Calling Australians... Posted May 23rd, 2009 in General

I signed it
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH!

Response to: Name my Homonid! Posted May 23rd, 2009 in General

Cumrag

Response to: Bioshock 2-Prototype BigDaddy Posted May 23rd, 2009 in Video Games

I wonder what the big secret is
Maybe he was a parent of one of the little sisters?

Response to: Fight at my school on friday! Posted May 23rd, 2009 in General

Cool story bro

Response to: Team Fortress 2 Sniper Update Posted May 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

The achievement system worked better
This is a dumb idea

Response to: SPCA turned my dog gay Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

At 5/21/09 06:44 PM, elace wrote:
At 5/21/09 06:43 PM, WilliWowza wrote: Why is he wearing a scarf?

Dogs don't need scarves.
the people at the spca put it on him i dunno why

because it matches, duh

Response to: SPCA turned my dog gay Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

Looks like they shaved him too

Response to: PC Hardware Question Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

You should've gone to pcspecialist.co.uk
You can buy one of thier premade products or have one built with the exact specifications you want, they even test it for you to make sure it all in working order.

Response to: Young boy will grow up as a girl? Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

Maybe he's just gay

Response to: Shirt torn off in school... Posted May 21st, 2009 in General

One time in yr. 8 I saw three yr. 11's taking their shirts off and touching each other in my form room

but that's a completely different story
Response to: Team Fortress 2 Sniper Update Posted May 21st, 2009 in Video Games

Does anyone know when exactly this update is coming?

Response to: Christian Power Cards Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

So blatantly fake

Response to: Sherlock Holmes Movie Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

That man has a bitchin' fannypack

Response to: Viral Video try to shock teens... Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

If it stops chavs from spawning more power to them

Response to: fake newgrounds family Posted May 20th, 2009 in General

This is why under 13's are not allowed here

Response to: Teach "Teh Internetz" how to spell! Posted May 18th, 2009 in General

At 5/18/09 05:22 PM, NetWar wrote:
At 5/18/09 05:19 PM, Boggerbead wrote: ecetera,
Etcetera.

Oh snap!

Response to: Teach "Teh Internetz" how to spell! Posted May 18th, 2009 in General

A whole new level of Grammar Nazi...

Response to: Team Fortress 2 Sniper Update Posted May 18th, 2009 in Video Games

At 5/18/09 04:15 AM, JarrodK wrote: They are fighting for world domination, BLU and RED secretly control every government on the planet.

All the team members are mass produced clones in the possesion of both organisations

my god it all makes sense now!
Response to: smelling your own farts Posted May 18th, 2009 in General

At 5/18/09 05:36 AM, gamejunkie wrote: I bought a new deodorant stick yesterday. The instructions said, "Take off top and push up bottom", I'm still in casualty at the moment, but my farts smell first fucking class.

Old joke is old

Response to: Make up redneck names. Posted May 18th, 2009 in General

Billy Ray, Billy Bob, Billy Willy JoeFilly
Anything that's starts with Billy really

Response to: Girls will always be girls Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

At 5/17/09 05:11 PM, nightlyillusion wrote: Um I would not go for something like Twilight, I could get past the first few paragraphs -_- And speaking of Jonas Brothers, eck -_-

It was merely an educated guess as to why this sort of thing is so popular, I didn't put any research into it. From what I've seen however, in a generalised view my observation seems accurate.

Response to: what would you say to simon cowell? Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

All hail the dreamcrusher!

Response to: Girls will always be girls Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

It seems that if you give your female audience a nice piece of man meat for them to drool over they'll go with whatever franchise you're selling them, no matter how cliché or tranparent it is.

I've decided to dub this "The Jonas Brothers effect"
Response to: can anyone make up a greek god? Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

Phallius, God of sexual potency

and rape
Response to: Bioshock 2 Question? Posted May 17th, 2009 in Video Games

At 5/17/09 03:14 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Didja forget about big sisters? They're badass to the max.

pretty sure there's only one

Response to: Surviving Highschool Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

At 5/17/09 02:52 PM, WolvenKind wrote: Can't handle real life, can't live life with all these people who don't understand my trauma and go act really mean to me like my ex, and I won't graduate, I can't study anymore and people keep op abandoning me and calling me stuff and conspiring against me and no one ever calls. And I can't remember the last time I smiled at someone, there's too much emotional baggage blocking me. Can hardly have a coherent conversation with anyone, and antidepressants don't work might as well take placebo's.

This video summarises what everyone in this thread is telling you

Response to: Surviving Highschool Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

At 5/17/09 01:57 PM, WolvenKind wrote: Humiliation, people being mean to me,

Wherever you go in life people will be mean to you, deal with it

very mean words repeating themselves over and over in the present, not going away.

Oh boo hoo, they call you names

Making me want to kill myself,

CRAWLLLLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

girls coming up to me wanting to talk, don't know what to say.

How about "Hi"?

Getting bullied for almost 2 years in my class,

10 years for me and I haven't been emotionally scarred, so don't you dare complain to me

I've taught myself how to get mentally out of reality in a splitsecond and stay there.

You mean sit there not reacting and taking it like a bitch

Like someone traumatized (which I'm also now),

Oh please

the only reason I still got gf's once I was out there at school was because of how incredibly pathetic I am and how it attracted them for someone reason.

Use can use this to your advantage, pity sex!

But it will all be over very soon.

Go on then kill yourself, thus proving what a whiney, pathetic bitch you are

Response to: Dating an Ex's Friend Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

At 5/17/09 07:56 AM, Phobotech wrote: Meh, just do it. What's the worse that could happen?

Double rape homicide?

Response to: Meet The Spy Video Youtube Upload Posted May 17th, 2009 in Video Games

Seriously, how have we not heard anything about a TF2 movie yet? The CG quality is the best i've seen in any movie outside of Pixar

Response to: So, I'm getting TF2... Posted May 16th, 2009 in Video Games

You unlock the new wepons through achievements