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my good sir

The balance has been restored

It wouldn't last two seasons

This thread is copypasta
It is made of fail and 4chan memes

At 6/21/09 08:23 AM, The-Condor wrote: PSYCHO

Is he holding a hair dryer?

When I was 2 I tried to flush a phone down the toilet
What is it with children and flushing objects down the toilet?

This thread has shown me the world is a horrible place

2012 and doomsday theories in general are retarded and anyone who believes them is retarded.

At 6/14/09 07:58 PM, PrawDuhJee wrote: He probably just smiled at their insults.

Shortly after Alex was voted out of class, his mother said he was so traumatized that he was unable to even ride past his former elementary school in a car without screaming and begging not to be forced to return to school.
Don't think he did. In all seriousness though, what the hell made her think that this was a good idea? "Hey here's an idea, I'll make the autistic kid stand infront of the class and be told why has no friends, then excluding him for the remainder of the day. That's not going to scar him for life."

Twelve years of teaching experience is obviously not a replacement for human decency or common sense.

Maybe it's because they're huggable?
Seriously, i'm a little on the chubby side and i've been told that hugging me is like hugging a marshmallow.

Somebody should e-mail this to Will Wright
Maybe we'll get a worthwhile expansion pack out of it.

the sims 3: social experimentation

Keyboard Cat

Play him off, Keyboard Cat!

People deserve to get a birthday thread on thier birthday
You just want people to post on your userpage

No he's just greedy
You're racist for making that connection

At 6/13/09 02:43 PM, daniel123297 wrote: Bear Grylls never did alot of the things he claims to have done.

E.g: He took the train up snowdon. He stayed in hotels in the locations he was at.

Yes but he still drank water out of elephant shit

At 6/13/09 01:09 PM, doberman7 wrote: Dicks, lots of dicks.

Also, sexy womens with dicks.

Fix'd

I had my last GCSE exam yesterday.
No school for three months.

At 6/12/09 07:10 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: It has 8, FRIKKEN MONOCLES, MIKE!

Updated

HaHa. Abuse of power

Long cat is loooooong

At 6/9/09 07:18 PM, Twilight wrote: They better start treating Zoidberg better...

Bullshit, I say they make some more thinly veiled anti-semitic jokes at his expense

Set a bear trap next time

I remeber seeing a thread on this two days ago on /b/
They got her address and phonenumber and all sorts of shit
I believe this pic can sum up the whole situation

Just wait until our generation is in power, weed will be legal
It's people like that guy who will make that possible

Everyone's just going to roll a jedi or a Sith, it'll take a couple of weeks to balance out. By then people would've stopped caring

This gave me an idea for a movie, i'll need to mull it over.
Will post if I think of plot

There needs to be a law that prevents such frivolous lawsuits being filed. I mean seriously, there's just no excuse for being stupid.

Correction, she wieghs nothing

because she's not real

At 6/4/09 05:39 PM, Jack wrote:

At 6/4/09 05:36 PM, emo-penguin wrote: Artistic depiction of the beast

HAHAHAHA!

Where did you get that from you Rascal?

ED, there's like a whole page dedicated to her because she's too crazy to be just a footnote on the twilight page