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292 Forum Posts by "EmEmEm"

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Response to: Birthday Ideas Posted March 21st, 2010 in General

Stripper in the cake. Just make sure she comes out before people start eating it. That's never a happy site.

Response to: how are you funny? Posted November 21st, 2009 in General

Sacrasm. All the time. And making random disruptive noises.

Response to: Why do I feel soo tall. Posted November 16th, 2009 in General

You feel tall because you're tall.

Response to: New Internet Text Talk Posted November 16th, 2009 in General

SUAFMs!
Use your" IMAGINATION".

Response to: New Moon isn't the last Posted November 16th, 2009 in General

Teenage Pregnancy FTW.
But seriously, i think the "14 girl gets pregnant by smhexy vampire husband" is a littl crazy.

Response to: Movies That Make You Lol Every Time Posted November 16th, 2009 in General

As far as newgrounds this, thisand this.
Oh, and this.

Response to: Bloons TD4 Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

When i first saw it i was wary it was a noob posting fail flash with that name. But great game, already got level 31 and completed both expert levels.

Response to: ruining your cellphone Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

My dad shit his pants while his phone was in his back pocket.
The next phone he dropped in the toilet. Then he stole my phone.

Response to: Burger King is out of burgers! Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

I went to dunkin donuts once and they didnt have donuts.

Response to: Good Mohawk Length? Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

That mowhawk is full of win.

Response to: your life goal Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

1.Make non-fail flash.
2.Get level 60.
3.Have a life.

Response to: Good Mohawk Length? Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

Mohawk=fail
Fauxhawk= win
Short, smooth mowhawks are good, but spikey, punk mowhawks are not cool.

Response to: Math Question! Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

nevermind its X= -4.5

Response to: Math Question! Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

I just did it in my head really quick without a caclulator but i think x=.5

Response to: Be a minor character in my novel Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

Boys:James, John,Bob or bill.
Girls: tiffany, amy, amber.
Generic names FTW.

Response to: Do you like Pixel Games? Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

I, personnaly can't stand to play pixel games, but that's just me.

Response to: What time do you do your homework? Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

The day it's due. While he/she is collecting it, but I always get 90% or above. Infact i'm supposed to be doing an essay right now.

Response to: Do you have an inny or an outtie? Posted November 15th, 2009 in General

You can store stuff in your innies (drugs, shivs, watches ect...) but it's harder to clean.

Response to: Worst restaurant mishaps? Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

I don't like using my fork for more that one food, so i got like 7 forks... everyone was staring at me.

Response to: 2009 Tank Awards Predictions Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

Best movie:
Want to say Tarboy, but i'm gonna go against the flow and say
Get on my horse
Best game:
Turtle Toss
Best user:
Luis

Response to: Stupidest ban you got ever, ever? Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

I haven't got banned on i've been on newgrounds for over a year. I haven't made that many posts though. I must just be skill like that.

Response to: The big bang theory Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

The Bing Bang Theory says that everything in the universe was composed in a tiny space until one day, pressure formed and the universe expanded, and continues to expand today. All the hot gasses formed stars and the minerals and rocks formed planets and moons.
Btw im an athiest.

Response to: Useless Facts Posted November 13th, 2009 in General
At 11/13/09 08:05 PM, RazorHawk wrote: It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Just like it's impossible to put your foot behind your head?
Newgrounds was the original flash portal?

Response to: Teach Me a Language Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

I can teach you binary.

0100111001100101011001010110010001101100 0110010101100100011010010110001101101011 -Needledick

Response to: Useless Facts Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

A whales penis is called a dork.
A whales vag... nah i'm just kidding.

Response to: Weirdest thing you heard on a bus? Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

There's this kid on my bus who always sings random disney songs.

Response to: what would you be Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

I've always wanted to be a cat, a domestic cat that is.

Response to: Proper Grammar > txt talk Posted November 13th, 2009 in General
At 11/13/09 07:17 PM, Benovere wrote:
At 11/13/09 07:14 PM, pigtail101 wrote:
At 11/13/09 07:13 PM, EmEmEm wrote: Yah, grammer; proper, always use.
Sometimes, people on the internet can't understand if your being sarcastic, including me.
Isn't there a grammar club already in place? Also, sarcasm is translated via binary. If you can't tell he's being sarcastic, it's because you read hexadecimally.

I was being sarcastic
Also:
0111001101100001011100100110001101100001 01110011011101000110100101100011
That's 'Sarcastic' in binary.

Response to: Proper Grammar > txt talk Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

Yah, grammer; proper, always use.

Response to: Most useless super power ever. Posted November 13th, 2009 in General

Having the power to kill yourself at will.
Or instant erections. No, that would be usefull.

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