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I'd scare the crap out of people for about a week, then move on to another person. just for the lulz.

I guess Tom didn't wan't people to be like "Oh you are not has no black fist, that's rcaist" or something.

I used to thing they were retarded, but now i weare them. Not cause i think there "cool" or "sexy" but because there comfortable.

$5.07! That's a lot considering my crappy stats.

Kids these days...

I think a 2 is a save but 0 and 1 are blams.

It sounds like his wanking it under his blanket. I'm just saying.

I pretend to be weird to annoy people. But since i do that it's become a habit and sometimes i actually act weird without trying to annoy people.

My usename is xX_-_-___RaYrAY697_24_SnIp3r_1337_7796Xx

Go to your profile and chech your xp and it'll say like 100/180 and the second sumber is how much you need to your next level. so minus the second from the first to find out how many pints you need to your next level.

It's most for taking usernames that are already used. There really annoying, just like CaPiTaL followed by lowercase letters and numbers at the end of useranmes. Not like bob1 but like bob187562289534.

Why si everyone sexist towards woman, why never men?
My teacher was so sexist, she favoured girls so much more. She gave them like free food and stuff. She was also pretty racist, she gave cubans evrything.

Um... they both have... plots? That's all i got.

Chocolate chunky extra chocolate chip.
That;s chcocalate dough with lost 60% more chocolate chips, which are chunkier.

I have so many bad jokes.
What's the diffrence between a piano and a fish?
You cant tune a(tuna) fish?

I got a bunch of dead baby ones, but his is my best.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a trash can.
What's worse than that?
10 dead babies in a trash can.
What's worse than that?
There's an alive on in there.
What's worse than that?
It's on the bottom.
What's worse than that?
It has to eats it's way out.
What's worse than that?
It finishes it's meal.
What's worse than that?
It comes back for seconds!

I just want tou to know that i love you...r home decorations.

Who wears pants nowadays?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Okay, this is one of my favourites.
So some kid is in kindegarten and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 1 pink flourescent ping pong ball.
Next year the kid is in 1st grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 5 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 2nd grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 10 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 3rd grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 25 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 4th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 50 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 5th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 100 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 6th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 250 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 7th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 500 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 8th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 1000 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 9th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 2500 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 10th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 5000 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 11th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 10000 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Next year the kid is in 12th grade and he is failing really bad, then his dad was like; son if you can get your grades up i'll throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says; okay. Just like he promised, his gardes get up, his dad throws him a huge party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid says i would like 25000 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
The next year the kid graduates and his dad says okay son you garduated and since you have im gonna throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. The kid says okay. The dad throws him a party and the dad says okay son, what would you like and the kid says i would like 50000 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
A few years later he gets married and his dad says okay son your getting married and i'd like to throw you a huge party and give you anything you want. kid says okay. The dad throws him a party and he says okay son what do you want? The kid syas i would like 250000 pink flourescent ping pong balls.
Then after 10 years, they have kids now and the dad says okay son i wanna take you ona father-son camping trip. Kid says okay dad. So there sitting there on the camping trip and the dad asks so son what do you do wih all those ping pong balls?
The kid says well I... BAM DIES!!!

I'd Ban myself. Wait can mods even do that?

Because nobody is manly enough to admit that there simply FABULOUS!!!

Instead of making a witty comment i'm actually going to answer you. An ipod touch or a PS3. Although you might have to buy a refurbished one.

Tifanny. All girls should be named Tiffany.

I Nver going to use a meme.
I'm also never gonna give you up.

Over 9000. Now that's a milestone.

I rent all my xbox/wii/PS3 games but i have well over 500 NES games.

The end boss from Bowsers' Inside Story. Epic. Just Epic.

You'll die sooner for lack of sleep than lack of food. About a week for lack of sleep, three weeks for lack of food, or more if you're fat.

At 3/16/10 08:06 PM, possum2 wrote: I hate ashley on Resident Evil 4

She is pretty annoying, espicially her voice, but Sheva is meant to be skillful in comabt and her AI sucks.