572 Forum Posts by "EmbraceTheBass"
Subject/verb agreement.
Stay in one tense.
Grammar.
People don't say, "mmmmm....what's your name," unless it's followed by rape.
Jakuna is a bitch name.
How the hell is 200 yards an easy distance to eyeball?
Judo is for pussies.
A good majority of the Newgrounds population ages from 13-16, so my first point would be :
Who gives a shit?
Really? I don't. Hell, most of these kids can't spell, do basic algebra, or do a pull-up. Forum boards allow the users to put on a virtual facade. Their tag is the only means of identification between the user and the post. This animosity is what makes little kids' e-peens grow five inches longer every time they get a stupid idea in their head.
Second point:
Who gives a shit?
Yeah.
They go over my ears so as long as I'm concerned, they're earphones. Now if you meant earBUDS, then I understand what the problem is.
Mine. I use them for my laptop or when I'm playing bass so they whole floor doesn't have to quit what they're doing to listen to me play sweet sex music.
Tell me a random fact about yourself.
For me, I live in the U.S. and I've never been to McDonalds.
At 7/24/08 01:40 AM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote:At 7/24/08 01:37 AM, Yrtnej wrote: I choose grape juice over wine. For some reason it just tastes better. It's also more affordable. Hmm...Grapes juice has no liquor.
Neither does wine...
wine has alcohol from fermentation. no liquor.
At 7/24/08 01:36 AM, Strength wrote: I'd probably join a gang and live the rest of my life becoming a notorious criminal. I would fuck bitches and get money.
I would also have tattoos of swastikas and be extremely muscular.
Yeah.
Well since this doesn't have anything to do about no money, why don't you do that now?
If money wasn't an object I would just be a dad.
I could take care of my kids, and then do whatever I wanted with my free time since everything pays the same.
I don't like covers.
I especially dislike them when a band uses a cover to catapult them into mainstream instead of using their own ideas (i.e. Smooth Criminal by AAF).
At 7/24/08 12:57 AM, GoForthAndDie wrote: You're a noob if you use lolspeak outside of lolcatz. I dont care what anyone says. That is the funniest meme yet.
Weegee is better.
/thread.
Here's how you know:
You care.
You're embarrassing the family.
Maybe because half this site is 13, ass.
Penis is a pretty cool guy, eh shoots sperm and doesn't afraid of anything.
At 7/16/08 01:00 AM, THEJamoke wrote: Take two and call me in the morning.
Not to be an ass, but ah...you spelled abbreviations wrong.
The movie's actually based off a comic book where Supervillians rule the world.
In 1986 the Supervillians united to kill all Superheroes. They then brainwashed the world into thniking Superheroes only existed in comic books. Wesley Gibson is still the main character and he's still got a shitty job and all that and his "dad" dies and he goes to inherit his stuff. Except he doesn't kill his dad in the book the way he does in the movie. In the book his dad asks him to kill him because he doesn't want to be killed by anyone else.
The movie's cool because Morgan Freeman is a hardass.
FUCK. THAT.
What you NEED to do is first make sure you have Senzu beans.
Then eat about 74 bowls of rice.
Next, stretch for like, three and a half hours.
NOW YOU ARE READY.
YOU MUST GO TO KAYOKEN TIMES TEN AND UNLEASH THE BEAST OF THE SPIRIIIIIIT BOOOOMB COMBINED WITH THE WOLF FANG FISSSSSTTT!!!!
THIS I can help you on, friend.
First, punch with fingers over thumb, not thumb outside of fingers. Devastating.
Second, don't straight punch at the chin, only backhand or uppercut. If you straight punch you're like to break some knuckles.
Third, and most important, Wait. Wait for him to move and then you move accordingly. Fighting is basically responding to your opponent.
Also, if the bitch brings a knife, ATTACK HIM WITHOUT HESITATION. Most times someone pulls a weapon, they expect the person to slow down or back off. You'll call the fucker off guard if you go right for him.
At 7/1/08 02:09 AM, MsiScars2780 wrote:At 7/1/08 02:03 AM, EmbraceTheBass wrote: It's all about EADG.Lawlz bass.
Wrong.
It's all about CGCFAD
Um...CGCFAD is practically drop D
At 7/1/08 01:19 AM, KittyKrew-Moderator wrote:At 7/1/08 12:29 AM, RockMountie wrote: Coming from a guy with a anime signature.You best be trollin', man. Plenty of violent, sexual, and just plain amazing anime out there. And even the ones you might consider "girly" are better than any reality show could ever hope to be.
Not saying only gays like anime, but anime isn't exactly the most masculine thing.
But as far as the content of the thread itself, the gays are queer because something happened to them, whether in the womb or just after birth, that messed up their brains. Maybe just a slight chemical imbalance, a little less testosterone in the amniotic fluid or something. Oh, and I think there's genes that make them more susceptible to becoming gay. When they pinpoint what those genes are, they should make it policy to tell the parents that before birth: I wouldn't want my child support money wasted on a queer, and I could either pressure the girl to terminate (or put up for adoption), or if she refuses, take matters into my own hands with a FALCON PUNCH!
Dammit I did this already..
There is no gay gene. At all. If there were a gay gene, how would it be passed? Because humans of the same sex cannot sexually reproduce, the "gay gene" would eventually disappear altogether. Gay people are just gay because they decide to be gay. Big deal.
Also KK Mod, gb24chan.
OP has been here since 05 and everyone from 07 is saying, "Yeah, you're one of us.".
This isn't 4chan, this is Newgrounds.
You're not hardasses, you get bans for posting goatse, 2g1c, BME Pain Olympics, etc., there's ads for Gaia for God's sake.
Also, dicks.
Forever Young - Bob Dylan
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Elton John
You're My Best Friend - Queen
Over The Hills and Far Away - Zeppelin
I prefer '04. Good vintage. Robust flavor. Strong finish.
What a delightful bouquet 2004 was.
