hello dudes, most of you are fans of banko kazooie and I have some doubts, PLEASE HELP ME WITH these THINGS!

1: in the swamp world: there is this golden aligator nearbvy the entrance, what the fuck do I do with him?

2: in clankers cavern: clanker said is teeth hurt and he wants me to fix it, what the hell do I do?

3: In the beach i forgot the name) there is this really big crab that is ion its shell, and Im pretty sure he has a jiggy piece. but I dont know how to get it.

from one newgorunder to another. please help

Well... I remember how old 8 bit games were short but very hard. These says are different, games are pretty long and pretty easy. the gay way.

one of the hardest games ever.... I would say... doctor Mario. BUT ONLY in the level 20 man thats a bithc.

other hard game is CONTRA! but i love it so its ok

I dont believe you. and you know why? ¿who would enter newgrounds and send a picture of the car where its grandparents died, knowing that everyone here is just a bonch of horny unsensible little bastards?

sorry I just dont believe it. But if it is true, you are out of your mind.

p.s. and it JUST happens you sent us a picture of the car... how convenient.

Recent studyes confirm that about 98% of the people of this site love my movies, even if they are retarded, stupid and low quality.

what do you think?
also i am extremely horny and as a bonus, really handsome

Make a circle with salt around you. I heard it can confuse them! :D

DO you aprove abortion? I think that it is the "cowards way out" of responability for being a horny bastard (or bitch).

I think that NATURE already planned everything so that we dont have to go doing fricken crazy stuff like getting a baby out of someone's insides.

what do you think? are you a person who aproves it? WHY! I want good reasons why you think it should be legalized.

At 12/17/07 01:16 AM, bomarc wrote:

At 12/17/07 12:47 AM, emanhattan wrote: Dick tales will be my next flash! dudes ¿have you ever played this game?

DAMMIT! I was gonna draw a comic called DickTales!! And I still am..

Hell lets make this together! I was planning to do it a short but hey if you gimme ideas I can make it longer and funnier!

Never played them, but crash bandicoot is basically the same.. right?

Oh yeah they are just the same thing. like julia roberts and Hale berry. yeah, equal in all aspects

At 12/17/07 09:03 AM, Doom-Fan wrote: Anyone remember Banjo-Kazooie and/or Banjo-Tooie? Those games were fucking amazing. I just started playing them an hour ago, and all my fond memories of fighting and beating Gruntilda the Witch came flooding back.

Also, there's Banjo-Threeie in the making for the Xbox 360, since Microsoft bought out Rareware, Microsoft is making the game now.

I downloaded both games for my PC yesterday, to be honest, I like banjo tooie better. ¿remember a boss that was a big fish and you had to kill him oh man he was gtare!

hey.... how do I kill a giant crustacean that is in a beach in banjo kazooie?

BEST GAME no one knows about? cell damage. Always

and PSYCHONAUTS TOO

At 12/17/07 12:39 AM, TheBoyOfAges wrote: What is that little kid inside of you trying to saying?

He says... hes moving to a condo

Dick tales will be my next flash! dudes ¿have you ever played this game?

At 12/16/07 11:58 PM, tiger515220022 wrote: well ive been confused about this for a while and if you dont know about this its right here. did you know you can get a sentence for possesion much longer than convictions for rape. Rape to me is a very serious offense that should be given longer sentences to people. Because i know that drugs are bad in all but seriously a marijuana possesion sentence can be double of a rape sentence. Does anyone think that the penalty for rape be much longer?

I didnt know that! ; O

well obviously A rape is a big deal cos you are affecting a third party. but in all the marihuana thing you do it because you want to.

P.S. I bet some stupid cunt here is gonna say something stupid like "I like it the way it is cos I get less years of jail for raping girls" or some stupid blabbering like that. I know, I would bet my college money on that some no life emo kid is gonna write that..

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand..... ACTION!

At 12/17/07 12:32 AM, Ifritsparda wrote: As most of us know, Zone-Sama, also known as Zone of Hentaikey fame, is a brilliant flash artist. However , they are known to have made no replies to their comments, despite positive review from fans and no comments for other flashes. In addition, Zone-Sama has only 3 favorite flashes and is heard from, rarely, in the occasional news post about their latest hentai flash, this being Jinx+Cyborg. It's not uncommon for a NG user to have very little information about themselves, but why would someone who gets paid to do the same thing most people do on this site waste time with us? (I have the answer, but I want you all to discuss and ponder) :-)

Because in order to gain recognition for a good payment people need to show publicly that they are good at what they do.

and by the way, ZONE ZAMA is awesome

At 12/17/07 12:29 AM, Ertyguy wrote: Student, it has to be the crappiest job ever, No pay and boring as shit

We have to play the cards the gods give us. Well, think of this, at least a student is not a fucked up Paris hilton, who doesnt even know the diference between a 100 dollar bill and one dollar alone

Helen Kellers teacher

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

: D

At 12/29/05 02:59 AM, CypressDahlia wrote: The absolute wrost job would be to be a school janitor.

We can be real assholes when it comes to vandalism and general sanitation.

yes---- but thats in the United states. Here in mexico janitors must clean the shits off the walls

At 12/29/05 02:41 AM, tictac1098 wrote: What do you think the worst job ever is.

If there was a Job I would never take... It would be Janitor of the Bus station of Mexico D.F.

let me get this straight... you... had sex with a person that was going there to get an AIDS test?
or did you like... drink his fluids or something.. I mean thats just weird.

stupidest thing Ive ever done?

I left the keys on my car OVER the car on my university and I went to class! I returned 3 hours later when I finally realized I had lost the keys. and... youre not gonna believe me... but the keys were still there!

I felt very good for that... and at the same time awful cos my car wasnt worth being stealed.

sorry for my gay english I know I nees practise

At 7/7/04 08:05 AM, life wrote: Yay. It will be fun all dieing together!

This is a plot of the american goberment to make people fuck and acta all gay and go buy the iPOD of 80 gigs (the one you can NEVER FILL IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE) and those fucks want people to consume!

At 12/17/07 12:01 AM, manwith10toes wrote: It looks like the next resident evil movie is gonna be in the same story line of the games this time.
not only that...but is in CG.

oh lawdy I'm actually existed .

http://kotaku.com/gaming/clip/resident-e vil-degeneration-trailer-334527.php

really? Im thinking of making a parody of those movies, a quickie actually. so.. when is that movie coming? (so I can make that flash faster and stuff)

At 12/16/07 03:04 AM, KillerCRS wrote:

At 12/15/07 11:11 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: You live in mexico....

So you're concept of ''rich'' must be someone who owns shoes, right?

Holy fuck. This guy is an asshole.

thats what Ive been trying to tell you! People like this is the one that causes the frontier massacres every day.

sorry for my retard english.

haha, your comment is retarded but made me laff hahahahah!

Dude... we all just fucked the world. There is no escape! well.. except for fish

Hello there, the name's jose. Im looking for a good composer that can make me some music on the game "DUCK TALES" . instead of your remixes and shit, I need something that sounds 8-bitish and its AS CLOSE AS IT CAN BE to the actual music.

Maybe we can discuss that later. for more info just enter my page folowing the link on my image here... you knwo the one with the Megamano Zapata

At 12/15/07 11:10 PM, Kilik-ownz wrote: Pshhh, go to Cuba... haha.

I have been there, BOY those guys reaaaaaaly need to get out of there quick

At 12/15/07 11:09 PM, Kuro wrote: Violence is not the answer.

Im not looking for answers man, the guys a jackass. but yea youre right. I guess I can just ignore him

At 12/15/07 11:11 PM, Noodles-of-fury wrote: You live in mexico....

So you're concept of ''rich'' must be someone who owns shoes, right?

Your comment is straight up racist and very offensive to me

Obviously you are an ignorant retard. In mexico is not like in fukin movies like "la mexicana" and shit. we have all kinds of cities some of them quite big. and the economy is going staight up every year.

RICH for me is a person who has 3 hummers. or at least 2 or 3 good cars but that is a complete jjackass and every week destroys his car but mom and daddy buy him another one. K?

Get yourself informed before posting. Idiot.

Well I dont know the exact terminology. bujt the whole description is that I believe in Christ, and in the Guadalupe Virgin. I am christian obviously but I dont know the exact name.

Enter my site dude!