41 Forum Posts by "ElongatedGenitalia"
At 10/11/11 10:13 PM, clenchedvagina wrote:At 10/11/11 09:40 PM, Bees wrote: why was i even a part of thisBecause your fragile ego needed someone somewhere to accept your shit taste.
Oh I guess I'll just leave this song here to stay on topic.
It's like we was made for each other
Anthony Hamilton - Sista Big Bones
Stevie Wonder - I Ain't Gonna Stand For It
Marvin Gaye - Too Busy Thinkin Bout My Baby
Back in my day Trolling meant something
At 8/20/11 12:40 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: Good thing I am way better adjusted than the rest of you
Yeah I bet you think so punk
Because apparently desperately fishing for attention with shitty jokes and all caps posting isn't a personality disorder just because no one has a name for your mental imbalance.
Well, today it's called Gobblemeister Syndrome, being an unfunny fuck with a horribly inflated ego and sense of self worth when you haven't made a decent days work in your whole life. Why don't you pick up a hobby or a job because clearly being funny on the internet isn't your forte.
Dumbass fired for being a dumbass
Sounds like discrimination to me!
At 8/6/11 06:44 PM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: Oh look another fucking asian thread by eddy THAT NO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT. Plus judo is for fucking
Pussies.
She'll probably still floor your skinny little white boss ass.
Why don't you go back to creaming yourself to UFC replays while you practice hugging a fucking bean bag chair and calling it a 'fighting style'
Hey man that was really awesome you should post more sick awesome stuff like that u kno
At 6/23/11 02:52 AM, Xyphon202 wrote:At 6/23/11 02:42 AM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote:No one wants a big douche bag like you here anyway.
They don't need a hive mind of brainless users who just repeat themselves and each other either
At least this douchebag got you to make a respectable post for once
I wouldn't get too excited about some asspie pinning a medal on your chest but it's still something
I'm pretty tired now so i'm gonna get some sleep cause I have shit to do tomorrow, but seeing as most of you are still incredibly mad I welcome you to vent while I get some much needed rest.
At 6/23/11 02:44 AM, TheGrim wrote:At 6/23/11 02:03 AM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote:Your move, prick.At 6/23/11 02:02 AM, TheGrim wrote:
Newgrounds doesn't upload PNG files outside of the Newgrounds Dump dumbass
Good work
At 6/23/11 02:39 AM, Xyphon202 wrote:At 6/23/11 02:36 AM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote: That's cute broYou made an entire thread dedicated to your bitching.
Even though I speak with a vernacular you couldn't even hope to mimic, much less speak with all caps, and the fact that all you do is bitch, it's a spot on impression.
I can see why you needed a dictionary to decipher any kind of intelligent word use, because you pretty much make Forrest Gump look like Woodrow Wilson.
You need to understand the concept of bitching better because unlike you I made a valid point to how entirely useless the posting of users like yourself is. If I don't point this out you will be like one of the many veteran users who still post with the same capacity as a mentally handicapped inchworm.
You can thank me when you become an intelligent human being in the future should you acknowledge that I am simply a smarter person than you and that my ideas are more relevant.
That's cute bro
Even though I speak with a vernacular you couldn't even hope to mimic, much less speak with all caps, and the fact that all you do is bitch, it's a spot on impression.
At 6/23/11 02:21 AM, zooos wrote:At 6/23/11 02:16 AM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote: Oh gee-whiz I shure hopes when I grows up I can be just like you.
Oh gee-whiz I sure hope that when you do grow up you have even the smallest semblance of sentient intelligence and don't rely on the mob to prop your pathetic ass up.
Keep wasting all those years your mothers spent raising you, feeding you. Squander all of it for all I care. You all are so keen on getting defensive because you know i'm right.
You can attack me if you want but I have control over myself and my life, what do you have? You don't even have a reality beyond this place.
I can accomplish more in 20 minutes of posting than most of you have in 2 years. I do this on my downtime, how about you?
At 6/23/11 02:18 AM, EpicBeardMan wrote:At 6/23/11 02:16 AM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote:You're really trying to hard you know. 1998 Windows Computer screen? Lol. User of the year 2011 right here.At 6/23/11 02:15 AM, EpicBeardMan wrote:
Deflecting, a time honored classic
Please, continue to indulge your fantasies
At 6/23/11 02:15 AM, EpicBeardMan wrote: 'The real world'.
Only complete douchebags say that.
Yes, because reminding you that there is a world beyond your shitty little 1998 Windows Computer screen is the douchebag way to go.
Tell me how that works out for you
Wow, you managed to get through a thread without posting a picture of yourself
Fucking props broheim.
Let me tell you something about the real world
In the real world, advertising your misshaped husk of rolls and acne will not get you attention, it will get you a lawsuit
In the real world nobody gives two fucking shits what color your fucking hands are or what goodies some pedophile sent you over the internet.
This shit isn't even the worst part though.
It's you useless, fucking social eunuchs who fucking stroll through threads going
"Hurr I agree with everyone else"
or
"This"
Seriously? Are polysyllabic sentences to fucking much for you god damned retards to handle? Where fuck are you even headed in life? Where the fuck do you think having no actual opinions is going to get you?
You can't just cream yourself to fucking goat headed fat chicks on the internet forever do you get me? I say this with all the affection in my heart. I am very sympathetic to neglected, autistic children who can't even talk to a fucking bro so much as some dime store slut.
Figure this shit out broheim, you're in deep shit as is.
Oh man, riveting topic broheim
Why don't we all talk about the texture of our toe jam while we're fucking at it
At 6/23/11 02:02 AM, TheGrim wrote: Everyone above me said the reasons why.
Nice contribution buddy
Why don't you go get your gold star from mommy and go back to sucking your thumb in your corner
At 6/23/11 01:55 AM, FreshPrinceofBelAir wrote:At 6/23/11 01:46 AM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote:I don't even have a basement.
Where the fuck did you get the audacity to quote me in one of your posts?
When the fuck did you earn that privilege?
It's about loosening up and letting your body work itself in the ways it was meant to be used
Not that some vampiric little basement dweller like yourself would know, too busy scrubbing pus off your pimpled ass to salsa like a real man.
I like a man with a figure sculpted of marble and piercing eyes, the kind of stare that renders even a man of my caliber at his mercy.
At 6/23/11 12:32 AM, SKS wrote: I'm fairly obese from what I've been told when I showed other people my picture.
NSFW If you're easily grossed out by overweight humans.
We get it dude, you're impressed with your own ability to maintain a moderately impressive muscle content.
Each individual pac on my six pac has another six pac, come back when you're out of the minor leagues buddy.
Alright Chloe what's our status?
Chloe: User General Idiot agreed to help us reestablish Gobble's cover, we're not sure if this will work but we need to do something. The BBS is full of gullible 12 year olds who take everything too seriously. We should be able to take the heat off of Gobble and discredit any damage done to his cover before any of the major players in this Sex Trafficking conspiracy catch wind of it.
Good work Chloe
OH SHIT IS THAT A BOMB UNDER YOUR DESK!?
Chloe: I THINK SO EG, WHAT DO WE DO!?
GET A BOMB SQUAD IN HERE NOW!!
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Chloe, what do we know about this 'Chat-man' user?
Chloe: Low profile user, not known for their posting, we think that whoever is behind this sex trafficking ring might have employed several low profile users to work as moles in the BBS.
What's the ETA on that chopper?
Chloe: We're still trying to triangulated Gobblemeister's position. I don't think 10 minutes is enough though.
Chloe, we need to get him out of there, or this whole operation, 2 years of undercover work, is gone. I don't need to tell you what's at stake here, just get it done.
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At 6/11/11 02:36 PM, logic wrote:At 6/11/11 01:11 PM, Gobblemeister wrote:Do yourself a favor and just drop the charade now troll, Or at least to pretend to for the sake of not looking like the complete fucking idiot you've made yourself out to be.
You're the one's who have been indulging me for the past hour or so.
But yes, I am the idiot here.
You people are so fucking easy.
At 5/11/11 10:13 PM, Dew wrote:At 5/11/11 10:03 PM, ElongatedGenitalia wrote: I bet you have trouble holding your fucking bowels in too you fucking eunuchI just read your posts and I got to say, you're quite the badass, bad ass.
Yeah man, and I feel privileged to hear your revelatory views on important topics like religion or whatever asspie shit you're indulging yourself with.
Seriously, you inspire me
Oh aren't you impressive with your alleged grasp on English Grammar
I bet you have trouble holding your fucking bowels in too you fucking eunuch
At 5/11/11 10:01 PM, GiantDouche wrote: has anyone seen gobblemeister??????????????????
Shut the fuck up you boderline asspie
I just want to say that because logic can indeed reach subjective conclusions then that means logic and emotion go hand in hand. So what if the response is irrational, what should they do? Hold it back? No point in it, it's not like the rest of the world doesn't relish reasons to make us look stupid anyway. It's better than trying to convince yourself that things that make you happy shouldn't be expressed if you look stupid for it.
All of this excitement will have already died down by now anyway, the celebration long over, it's those who have some kind of assholish sentiment who will only exaggerate it further.
