At 4/25/05 04:30 AM, KillMoochie wrote: I believe that we evolved. A short argument with a real christian believer was saying 'if we evolved from monkies, hen why arnt we still evolving?' we are. So i said 'if god created all these miricales, why dont they happen today? why doesnt he flood the world again to rid it off all the sin?' and she backed off. i felt inteligent

Well if you've ever read the Bible, which is generally a must if you want to actually argue intellectually about this, then you'd know that god promised never to flood the Earth again.

See, now I always thought Heinous was skinny, not fat.

At 1/21/05 09:36 PM, Love_Daddy wrote: cuz hes gonna bomb half the fucking world. and fuck it all up.

No he isnt. I think it's fairly obvious that he isn't.

Have any other reasons? Any real reasons?

At 1/21/05 09:33 PM, DarkSlayer9 wrote: actually no, i really hate bush and i misspelled his name by mistake

Please do tell, why do you hate him? Be specific.

-Ellen

excellent insight

-elmo

Probobly the fire extinguisher-to-face scene in Irreversible.

Enoll sucks. I was waiting for the day he would die. Time to have a party.

Video games are a waste of time.

At 11/21/04 07:43 PM, Ivan_the_Dog wrote: i know but the adventures of hamster? c'mon that is a gay name

If you think about it, that's what it is. It is literally a variety of different adventures created by a hampster.

If you really want to make music and be seen as an original artist, don't remix other people's songs. It's annoying. No one wants to hear a shitty remix of an already shitty game song. Make something new.

Is it really that big of a deal? Calm down, man.

I want Tahnoks asshole to surround my throbbing cock.

At 11/16/04 04:55 PM, Lavagasm wrote: Its just a song, Parody is one of the most sincerest forms of flattery... not that I much like him considering he insulted my aunt who died in the plane that hit the WTC for being white.

I wouldn't call it "parody," since all he's doing is calling Michael Moore fat. Not only is it terribly unoriginal, but it isn't funny either. We get it, he's overweight, move the fuck on. People who joke about his weight are obviously too stupid to argue about the issues. They feel threatened by his liberal statments and automatically go into attack mode. It's definitely not smart to do that, in fact, it's pretty lame. You can't create a cogent argument and your "satire" isn't funny or original. Way to go.

George Carlin is so extremely unfunny.

I would bring back cLOUDDEAD and break up a countless amount of others.

All this shit sounds the same.

At 11/14/04 03:35 AM, mastershaked wrote: So what makes him stupid is what OTHER people think of him. Maybe you need to calm the fuck down dude.

No, what makes him stupid is that even if it is detrimental to his health, he'll never stop, because he defines his personality around it. People wouldn't notice him if it wasn't for his intake. He says it in his signature AND his profile AND his user picture.

At 11/14/04 03:30 AM, ArtistJ wrote: So, having one bad habit makes me the stupidest fucker online? out of all the noobs? really?

What makes you the stupidest fucker online is that you let your caffein intake define your personality. There's really no way you'll ever stop doing it, because it's what people know you do. That's what makes you stupid.

ArtistJ, you're the stupidest fucker online.

Consuming that much caffein is so detrimental to your health. Not only that, but the sacharine in your diet soda will give you cancer eventually. You have to realize that you're ruining your body. Saying you're "addicted" doesn't give you the right to continue to fuck yourself up. People quit addictions all the time, and it's all for the better. Jesus christ, wean yourself off that shit.

shit on my cunt.

-Ellen

ME PLEASE.

-Ellen

At 9/28/04 02:00 AM, bakomusha wrote: john stewart wold hopefully fill in for conan. and carsons show realy isnt that bad.

Why the fuck would John Stewart fill in for Conan. John has his own show, there's no necessary reason for him to fill in on another.

At 9/28/04 12:16 AM, Captain_Bob wrote: fag

Your cunning wit has left me depressed.
Oh wait, I meant that other thin, your stupid retort has left me giggling.
Fag.

Watching Conan is like watching a scab being pulled off of someone's arm day after day after day after day.

I hate you because you have different oppinions then mine.

rolleyes

Christ, it's not illegal to talk about it, guys.

-Ellen

If you aren't creative to think up a fucking name, I doubt you'll be able to keep anyone with an average attention span to pay attention for more than a few mnutes.

Not only that, but I have reason to believe you're a bad writer, mainly because you're a faggot who wants to plague the internet with another rant-based shity website that would normally be used as a placeholder for pornography or something else useful.

Seriously, pick something better to do with your time.

Obie Grenola

At 8/15/04 01:57 AM, allpro wrote:

At 8/15/04 01:54 AM, White_Rhyno wrote: Is it the Video store chick?

ha ha

Oh so it's just an ugly girl, then.
See, settle for what you can get.

-Ellen