I really want to buy a baby turtle, and name it teacup.
I have no friends..but this turtle will be my best friend.
I havent bought it yet, but last night I spent $340 dollars on an infant outfit to dress my precious Teacup in.
We will be lovers and raise turtle babies. Then I will cannoe into the ocean and help Teacup to free its baby Teacups.
When im done with my Teacup affair, I will confess all I have done to my boyfriend, and sell Teacup over E-bay to a group of hot british guys..who i plan on hooking up with later.