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At 12/22/11 03:25 AM, RENstyles wrote:

Dude communism have proven in the past to contain secret shadow government sand police. The nazis :were a socialist movement.... Btw in communism everyone may be equal but the elite are sitting on :thrones , we would be all lower class.

Would you believe a fat woman saying she is think? Why would you believe a state that abuses the people, and make a lower class, saying they are communist? There for communism has never been proven to work for there has been not TRUE communist state.

Yes the Nazi party did lost to help the people, but what else did they do?
Did they have laws that where abused to take away the rights of jews, and sympathizers, through taking down their bizz? Laws that support bizz, more than the rights of the people, HAS PROVEN to not work, and has PROVEN to lead to oppression. What laws are USA trying to pass?

At 12/22/11 01:58 AM, EliteReplay wrote: TIME TO STOP POSTING 'DAM WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO'

the time is to post HOW CAN WE CHANGE SHIT.
you have no faith in your congress? Vote people you want to represent you! Protest in RL. Make new stations here us, boy caught companies.

You dont need to shop @ walmart, or buy sony shit.
We have to support US. That what newgrounds has been from the start......
If we dont support SOPA, we dont support the companies sponsoring this bullshit.
We must support us.
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P.S.
USA is not being comming more communist.
COmmunism is where everyone is equal, and everything is shared equal, the government tells you what job best fits you in some extrem.

USA is becoming more like Nazi Germany, Fascist. You can run what ever biz you want, but DONT step on the toes of Larger, and more power companies, for YOU will go down for even saying there name wrongly.

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TIME TO STOP POSTING 'DAM WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO'

the time is to post HOW CAN WE CHANGE SHIT.
you have no faith in your congress? Vote people you want to represent you! Protest in RL. Make new stations here us, boy caught companies.

You dont need to shop @ walmart, or buy sony shit.
We have to support US. That what newgrounds has been from the start......
If we dont support SOPA, we dont support the companies sponsoring this bullshit.
We must support us.

P.S.
USA is not being comming more communist.
COmmunism is where everyone is equal, and everything is shared equal, the government tells you what job best fits you in some extrem.

USA is becoming more like Nazi Germany, Fascist. You can run what ever biz you want, but DONT step on the toes of Larger, and more power companies, for YOU will go down for even saying there name wrongly.

.

What is this world coming to?
With more laws from a right wing government passing, or trying to pass laws that give massive, and easily abusive power to corporations, as well the government, in the name of protection. Protection to who? I know the citizens are being oppressed, and not protected by these laws, do you? No accountability, what about rule of law? or what about the common good. Those ideas are not even socialist, just liberal. Is it really that hard to elect a less right wing government?
Its our own fault for where the laws are going.

Capitalism has proven time and time that it DOES NOT WORK, why do we keep voting them in?
The WHOLE government has to be elected to support the people, not just a few, that is what will change this world for the better.

You dont even have to vote socialist, or liberal. At this point a welfare capitalist state would be FAR better than what we have now. At lest it is a step away from oppression.

If you disagree, please tell me the top three countries to live in, and then what there political system is. Democratic socialist. HAS Sweden ever tried to pass such devastating laws on its peoples? Only USA has, thats something to be ashamed of, how can someone even call them self an American?

The your vote made this choice, and you vote can change the laws to come.

I sleep for about 5 hours 6 hours,
but lots of well known minds slept almost nothing

http://amolife.com/personality/great-peo ple-sleep-less.html

religion is like a penis
its cool to have one, but its not okay to shove it down children's throats.

LOL

yeah in my chem 30 text book, there was a sicker on the front of the book, looked like no one used it.
And when the teacher gave it to me, they said this book is in very bad condition, sorry but this the last text book we have.

I started luling hard, I loved that book. For another kid @ my school, loved ng so much he would promote it at a school.

Sadly idk why anyone would pick a textbook, over a wall or shirt.

Machinima fanboys,
nothing bets them when your on the tubes, or playing video games.

Thanks, IFUN and Phobotech.
and we did have shit to talk about for the first day when we where in person, hence why she gave her number. But thanks IFUN, for a little bit of structure to this, and Phobotech for the personal ranking, its gonna help me out later in life, when I get a chance with a girl...... again.

But in the mean time I am gonna work on my social skills.

Thanks guys.

At 10/8/11 08:56 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 10/8/11 08:50 PM, EliteReplay wrote: i meant i dont wanna bang some girl, i wanna make friendships, and a gf.

Oh for fuck's sake, be yourself around new women. This ain't some alien and difficult process. You have a cell phone. If they have a cell phone, exchange digits if y'all are hitting it off. You're probably going to be awkward the first couple of times. THATS NORMAL. The more you do it, the better you'll get at it, the more confidence you'll have. So get out there and swim, dude.

Socialize with them as if you would socialize with one of your friends, and don't give them any bias if that's what you're after. Be cool, be likable, be genuine, don't be fake, don't try too hard, and don't be obnoxious or self-centered.

GET OUT THERE AND SWIM, FOOL!

Thanks man. You are correct, in so many aspects..... I just talk about well, nerd stuff with my male friends, but hard core nerd stuff....... and girls are always detoured from that talk. But they do like me hearing them out....

I should have fucking helped her out, @lest I would have got a friend. FUCK!!!!
but lol,

yo dude you are wise.

i meant i dont wanna bang some girl, i wanna make friendships, and a gf.

Kwing, oh thats helpful, and the answer is none.

At 10/8/11 07:25 PM, Armissea wrote: Sounds like your average teenage bitch it probably has nothing to even do with you OP she just probably moved on to another guy

So, give up, and dont worry about it...........................

I could go on like this all day. Because in reality, none of these relationships are going to last forever, as much as we all want that "perfect relationship".

It doesn't hurt to think like a heartless bastard every once in a while.

only problem is that I do go to bang some chick, I go for girls that are good people, girls I wanna be around. THe fact of the matter most are bitches. And the ones that are what I want have easy pickings because of looks, and personality. But what women doesn't

WELL..... HOW DO I MET MORE WOMEN
HOW TO A TALK TO THEM OVER TEXT to gain friendship, and trust
HOW TO A GET A CHANCE TO CHILL WITH THE WOMEN I MET@ PLACES that gave me there phone number.

Thanks everyone.

But then there's the question of why you want to pursue a relationship with someone who refuses to talk to you over one awkward line of text, one that--I'll note as well--sounds like a joke.

more like 3 days of that shit......

Move on. Talk to more girls. Don't give a fuck like it ain't no thang.

I dont wanna met just any girls though, I like her......
Fuck.....

At 10/8/11 06:36 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Should have said "I don't know how to respond to that," at least you would have been honest. Now you have to tell her that what you said wasn't really you, and now she's going to be suspicious because you weren't honest from the get go in that you had SOMEONE ELSE type for you.

Better hope she falls for the "I chose not to say the wrong thing and had someone impersonate me because I like you" excuse.

So i am fucked!!!!!
I feel worst than I have ever felt.
Would something like

"Hey sorry about all that, I just didn't know what to say so ******* started typing and sending to msg's....... I feel really stupid about it. Can we start a new slate"

Or what would be a better way of saying this?

At 10/8/11 05:18 PM, Phobotech wrote: Millions of other fish in the sea. If she's too much of a coward to give you a shot, no real loss. Get out there and talk to more girls. Quit asking friends who don't know shit or don't have you in their best interests for advice on girls.

That made lul, cuz its true.
But I wish I could fix this.
Does anyone know how?

I met a girl at a party
she gives me her number
2 days of texting
3rd day she starts telling me about some dude she likes that just broke up with his gf, and I got scared I would say something stupid, or mess up.
SO I asked my friends what to say........... that write, and send "Well give me a chance"
She slowly stops talking to me, with every post about another "friend" or "just I guy I know"
day 4: she stops talking to me together....

just wanna know how bad did I mess up, is there any way to fix this?

At 10/8/11 02:57 PM, tatsumaru7 wrote: I was thinking of getting my friends to distract the group from the front while I crept up from the rear and got only her attention while my friends keep distracting I take it from there?

But then again my friends are all idiots and would ruin everything.

Ever ask your friends to help you with women, they will always fuck it up.....
Trust me I would know, also you called them idiots, and would you trust an idiot with women you wanna get with?

Invincibility would be sick

immortality means you would live forever, but you need said anything about aging, so your body would be dead, but you would be living. THE worst hell EVER.

Weed makes everything better, more tolerable, enjoyable, and over all life is just better.

However booze makes you have more courage to do shit most of the time stupid shit, pot just makes you enjoy what you have.

So I like pot way better.

At 10/8/11 02:54 PM, Ryanson wrote: Pretty bad lol

so there do you see a way fix this?

At 10/8/11 02:53 PM, RandomRoarness wrote: Rule # 68
never let your friends pretend to be you in situations as that. it'll end up as no bueno.

Well i learned that.....
Only problem is I actually like this girl, and I dont talk to any girls, unless I enjoy talking to them.
Just she said shit about some dude she likes, and I did not know how to answer....
FUCK

I am a little bit more worried doubting my own person, that I am asking a forum..... The only one I trust......
That my writing is a little messed up right now....

just wanna know how bad I messed up,
or how could i fix this...........
Got wasted girl gives me her #
Text her for 2 days
3 day: Got scared gonna fuck up, so asked my friends how to respond to her questions about some guy she likes advice.
They type and press send for shit I would never say ex/ "Well give me a chance"
She stop responding fast,
4 day she says nothing, and stops talking to me all together.....
how bad did i mess up???

I just wanna know how bad I messed up,
or how could i fix this...........
Got wasted girl gives me her #
Text her for 2 days
3 day: Got scared gonna fuck up, so asked my friends how to respond to her questions about some guy she likes advice.
They type and press send for shit I would never say ex/ "Well give me a chance"
She stop responding fast,
4 day she says nothing, and stops talking to me all together.....
how bad did i mess up?

NICE

school is baby siting, cuz women wanted jobs, and men need to know more shit but did not wanna teach shit.
So they buildings of nasty looking women to bitch at kids, and educate them in things they will never use in real life after gr.3.

But society need us to be educated, but why cant i do it online, everything? Or why does any1 need school for a job they can already fully do? Why need credentials when one has self proof of their work.

School should be for the people that dont know shit.

I wish i knew programing, but first i shall finish an animation.

well i was gonna stat studying, but now i will just fail the course.
Well i was gonna talk to some girls, but now i wont.
Well i was not gonna smoke some, and now i gees i will.

Now i am just a screw up

At 11/8/10 09:22 PM, Makeshift wrote:

At 11/8/10 09:17 PM, EliteReplay wrote: any one know all the perks yet
like what pro does and any good set up
or even a youtube video

www.cod7blackops.com

thanks but i found some good links