I finally passed my Massage Therapy license exam! Now i can stop stressing, and start making MONEY.

Go me!

At 8/21/08 11:19 AM, Xaxrox wrote:

At 8/21/08 11:10 AM, Elios wrote: I may be an '07, but i think those were banned a few years ago.

I may be an '07 as well, but I don't count one year as a few.

They're bann ed since the redesign.

Ooooh i see. I thought it was like a long time before i was here that it was removed.

And now i know.

I may be an '07, but i think those were banned a few years ago.

At 8/20/08 10:05 PM, jewdudewtf wrote: When Elios was
A young boy,
His father took him into the city
To see a cleaning brand.

If i could find a Kereoke version of that song, i would totally re-make it and submit it to the audio portal.

And watch it get blammed to hell, lol.

I made the lawnmower-chest thing already...

Allison - The girl who inhales duster

And she's walkin' on sunshine.

I would like to skip ahead to 26, so i can be a father.

Why the hell would i want to be younger?

Freddy lost the game when he got da AIDs.

Burger: "Unngh....."

Fries: "What's wrong Bill?"

Burger: "Uh man...i don't feel so good."

Fries: "Well, where does it hurt?"

Burger: "Man, it feels like my insides are....ugh....AHHHHH!!!! *Shits out a tomato slice*

Fries: "Oh! Oh my fucking god!"

Buger: "Ooooaaaaaahhhhh!!! *Shits out pickle slices*

Fries: "Holy fuck! Dude!"

Burger: Aaaaarrrrgh! *Sprays ketchup and mustard out of anus*

Fries: "Dude are you ok!?!"

Burger: *huff huff*. uuuggghh.......UNNNNGGGGHHH!!!! *Shits out burger* *dies*

Fries: *awkward silence*

Moral - Fast food is dangerous.

At 8/21/08 12:17 AM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 8/21/08 12:14 AM, Elios wrote:

At 8/20/08 11:54 PM, AwesomeX wrote: and a lawnmover strapped to youur chest

Wait...what? How is that possible?

I would be damn funny.

Damn, that's a pretty fucking cool idea.

At 8/20/08 11:54 PM, AwesomeX wrote: and a lawnmover strapped to youur chest

Wait...what? How is that possible?

Hahahaha, that was awesome!

They're taking the hobbits to isengard.

At 8/20/08 09:56 PM, Notpedobear wrote: and you kept covering your face for some reason?

Facepalm?

Good times.

At 8/20/08 09:48 PM, simon wrote: Good god you've changed.

I have...? What? How?

Besides my "emo" blondie hair being cut off....yeah...

At 8/20/08 03:21 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: I'll provide tits if people provide good base pics.

Like mine!

At 8/20/08 12:12 PM, AwesomeX wrote: I lol'd so hard. Also your supposed to smoke cigarettes not cigars

Yeah, but.....i like cigars.

And, i'm not gay for guys......sorry.

At 8/20/08 11:38 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: There's nothing funny about My Chemical Rape.
"NO PLEASE I don't want it!"
"CILLIT BANGED BITCH!!!"

Awww.....how repulsive.

Hahahaha

At 8/20/08 06:53 AM, Gagsy wrote: God, I try to like you, but you're such a slut =(

How about this, whenever you see one of my posts, just hold up your hand in front of it, and slowly bring it down, until it seems safe to see the entire thing.

Really? You try to like me? No offense, but you seem like one of those "elder newgrounders", that shuns 07'ers, and talks only with people like Williwowza and Redcoin etc.

However, that is very nice of you. =)

At 8/20/08 03:33 AM, americanidiot2f wrote:

At 8/20/08 03:03 AM, Elios wrote: Give me boobies.

Stop showing off your tits Elios

you whore, you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No fucking way! Oh my god...that is the most amazing photoshop job i've ever seen.

Well done.

Give me boobies.

At 8/20/08 02:39 AM, BrianEtrius wrote: Hey, is that a piece of sausage?

No, it's a strawberry Phillip cigar that i am enjoying right now.

Straaaaaawbeeeeerrryyy.....

Terrible joke, i know.

But it was too good to pass up, and let someone else get the credit.

Don't judge us.

I made you a 4th graders science project.

If you give Trix to a rabbit, it will die.

Too much suger. Fucks with their nervous system.

I saw it. I was impressed.

Some things just don't belong in there.....

I imagine a general forum of 200,000,000 posts.

All of the other elements are controlled by the "Mod substances"

At 8/19/08 08:30 PM, cast wrote: You get this portrait I made of you.

Oh AWESOME!