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Angry

Topic: Why Return of the Jedi is the best

Posted: 04/07/09 03:11 PM

Forum: General

At 4/6/09 06:07 PM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Obi was is an old man and Vader was a cripple.

Because Yoda and/or Dooku aren't old men, right.

BTW Luke Skywalker is a fagggggggggggggg, so is Anakin in Ep. II and III.

2.

None

Topic: Why Return of the Jedi is the best

Posted: 04/06/09 05:45 PM

Forum: General

At 4/6/09 04:53 PM, mythicaljake wrote:
At 4/6/09 03:35 PM, elephunt wrote:
The fights were cool, but the continuity was also shit (anakin goes from american to canadian to british?), the acting was shit, the script was shit and most of the new characters were shit (Jar-Jar Binks for example). the advantages and disadvantages of the prequels are ridiculously unbalanced.

I agree unfourtunatly. Jar Jar Binks is just fucking embarassing.

Then compare that to the originals where the acting was great, the characters were great (Yoda ftw),

I like CGI Yoda better than puppet Yoda. Puppet Yoda was a pervert. I'm referring to the scene where he's introduced to Luke for the first time. CGI Yoda of the new movies had a wise loom following him, while puppet Yoda just made me uncomfortable. Also CGI R2D2 was kind of cool when he burned the droids with his fuel. ANYWAYS. Harrison Ford in the old. Samuel Jackson in the new.

they didn't take themselves too seriously like with the prequels, the stories were quite brilliant and I think the campy 70s special effects gave it a greater appeal. Y'know in the scene when the Death Star was destroyed they made a to-scale model and shot it with pistols? :3

I didn't know that that's amazing. :3 Deffinatly adds to it all. In the end it's an overall great series. Both the old Episodes and the new ones had things that were better and worse than each other, but the series overall was lasting. Anybody who says the prequels were "money makers" are dumb, but I will give alot of credit to the older movies too, Star Wars is just fucking awesome.


3.

None

Topic: I hadn't been on a theme park...

Posted: 04/06/09 03:53 PM

Forum: General

At 4/6/09 02:58 PM, joabos wrote: Oh shit, it's Ozcar.

Oh shit, same.


4.

Angry

Topic: Memes outside the Internet?

Posted: 04/06/09 03:40 PM

Forum: General

The same reason people quote movies, I guess.


5.

Angry

Topic: Why Return of the Jedi is the best

Posted: 04/06/09 03:35 PM

Forum: General

Go watch the saber battle between Obi Wan and darth vader in Episode IV.
Now go watch the saber battle between Dooku and Yoda in Episode II. Or. Darth Maul and Obi Wan/Qui gon gin in Episode I.

Either way you slice it, the newest made ones are just. Well. Better.


6.

Angry

Topic: The economy is fucked!

Posted: 04/06/09 03:29 PM

Forum: General

At 4/6/09 02:45 PM, Jezuz wrote: stuff

Oh fuck, an adult.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.


7.

Angry

Topic: Where they are now.

Posted: 04/03/09 11:20 PM

Forum: General

Trendwhore lol.
He was gay or something. I always thought he was funny.


8.

Angry

Topic: How not to get arrested skating.

Posted: 04/03/09 11:05 PM

Forum: General

At 4/3/09 10:58 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: 99% of the people at skateparks can barely ollie.

Never been to a skatepark eh?


9.

Angry

Topic: How not to get arrested skating.

Posted: 04/03/09 10:29 PM

Forum: General

DO
Buy a (good) longboard. :3
They're faster than bikes, more portable, and really fucking smooth to ride.
Assuming your wheels are under 78a, anyway.


10.

Angry

Topic: Ex-mods

Posted: 04/03/09 10:23 PM

Forum: General

Fuck I miss some of these guys.
I left for a long while and don't really post anymore, but lurk all the time.
Good to see some familiar names.


11.

Angry

Topic: Augh Emos!

Posted: 03/28/09 02:44 AM

Forum: General

If emos are so sad because everyone hates them.
And you want them to go away.
Wouldn't it make more sense toooooooooooooo uh. Not. Hate them for their choices?

Pfft, fascist mind'ya-own business.

12.

Angry

Topic: Maddox is awesome...

Posted: 03/22/09 06:13 PM

Forum: General

At 3/22/09 05:08 PM, Onizero wrote: I mean who has as much balls as that guy

Kenny Hotz.
Fuuuuuuuuuck you all.


13.

Angry

Topic: omg sleep...

Posted: 03/22/09 12:36 AM

Forum: General

At 3/7/09 10:16 PM, physicsman09 wrote: Go into mommy's medicine cabinet and take out something called "Magnesium Sulfate."
Drink it with some water and you're good to go.

Figures physicsman says something sciency, and figures I don't get it.
Someone explain.


14.

Angry

Topic: Google Has Done It Again

Posted: 03/22/09 12:32 AM

Forum: General

Did YOU know that Norway's really fucking cold, and in the winter freezes over?
True story.

the moar you know!

Google Has Done It Again


15.

Angry

Topic: Soooo i just crashed a party...

Posted: 03/22/09 12:30 AM

Forum: General

At 3/21/09 11:22 PM, I-Am-A-Pirate wrote: I don't see how talking to people is considered 'crashing' a party.

I thought going to a party you weren't invited to was crashing a party.


16.

Angry

Topic: I hate school...

Posted: 03/21/09 11:53 PM

Forum: General

told what to wear and what to think when to piss and when to speak
indentured to my dejected state. spiritless 5 days a week.

discipline, conformity, walking single file down a dead end street
if its not taking me where i need to be, FUCK EDUCATION, at least my mind is free


17.

Angry

Topic: Need Help Finding Hexen...

Posted: 03/15/09 02:06 AM

Forum: General

Go to the flea market they might have some old videogames.
That's where I got my hexen.
5 bucks.


18.

Angry

Topic: Attn: Vegans.

Posted: 02/26/09 05:56 PM

Forum: General

At 2/26/09 05:30 PM, Zerok wrote: Overall, sperm wouldn't be considered an "egg" in the first place.
At 2/26/09 05:33 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Therefore sperm/semen/cum is not egg.

"Well I figured you can't eat chicken eggs. No matter how unfertilized they are, because it's an animal bi-product. Well cum is a seed. So I was wondering.
I don't know."

Yea. I established I knew it was a seed already.
I was wondering if seed counted to the no-egg rule.


19.

None

Topic: Attn: Vegans.

Posted: 02/26/09 05:30 PM

Forum: General

At 2/26/09 05:26 PM, Otto wrote: Vegans, are you cum?

Yes.


20.

None

Topic: Attn: Vegans.

Posted: 02/26/09 05:22 PM

Forum: General

At 2/26/09 05:19 PM, Ejit wrote: Erm, yes. Cells aren't sentient.

Well I figured you can't eat chicken eggs. No matter how unfertilized they are, because it's an animal bi-product. Well cum is a seed. So I was wondering.
I don't know.


21.

Angry

Topic: Attn: Vegans.

Posted: 02/26/09 05:19 PM

Forum: General

At 2/26/09 05:18 PM, Twilight95 wrote: Yeah Vegans, are you swallow cum?

Are you/ can theyswallow cum


22.

Angry

Topic: Attn: Vegans.

Posted: 02/26/09 05:17 PM

Forum: General

Are you/can they swallow cum. No egg rule.
What.


23.

Angry

Topic: Found a pipe!

Posted: 02/18/09 09:27 PM

Forum: General

At 2/18/09 09:23 PM, deathofghosts wrote: dude... thats a bong!
get rid of that before the cops come!

No it isn't you idiot.
That's a pipe.
Sell it for around 10 bucks.


24.

Angry

Topic: Marijuana Music

Posted: 02/11/09 05:40 PM

Forum: General

VENOM - The Mad Conductor

Seriously.


25.

Angry

Topic: homophobia, a fear of homos?

Posted: 02/11/09 07:46 AM

Forum: General

At 2/10/09 05:37 AM, swaenK wrote: Wikipedia defines it as:
Homophobia (from Greek homós: one and the same; phóbos: fear, phobia) is...........or discrimination against homosexuality or homosexuals

Do I win a prize?


26.

None

Topic: Man, you know what would be trippy

Posted: 02/01/09 01:18 PM

Forum: General

At 2/1/09 12:39 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: I've never done drugs in my life.

Then stop saying things are trippy fag.


27.

Angry

Topic: Found glitch on Ng :3

Posted: 01/17/09 07:54 PM

Forum: General

now who can find 2!


28.

Angry

Topic: attention 05ers

Posted: 01/10/09 01:34 PM

Forum: General

I learned what an ignorant shithole this place is, stopped posting, and just lurk.


29.

Angry

Topic: This is how you lose friends

Posted: 12/29/08 10:18 PM

Forum: General

how did she reply.


30.

Angry

Topic: I have 300$, what do I do?

Posted: 12/26/08 07:15 PM

Forum: General

What the fuck is with buying headsets or computers and shit.
Put 150 in the bank, invest the other in drugs.
Simple.


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