At 9/24/09 01:15 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 9/24/09 01:09 AM, ElectricMoose wrote:

And this is why people in college should never be allowed on the internet.

Incidentally you were a muppet.

From two posts you gleam that I a muppet and bash my start of college education? Ah, whatever. Play smartass from your computer on ng, do whatever it takes to make you feel better about your life I guess.

Make weed legal and tobacco illegal. Smartest idea ever?

Smoked some OG Kush for the first time a few days ago...damn that is some heavy stuff. Chinese eyes woo! It was legit too, my room smelled like straight up dank an hour after I took it out of my room.

At 9/23/09 11:14 PM, Sportsboy wrote:

At 9/23/09 05:59 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: No other place is as notorious for drinking than UW Milwaukee.

Actually UW Madison drinks more than they do. Are you new to Wisconsin?

No, i have lived in wisconsin all my life. i would say it is pretty damn close man. Madison is pretty crazy too, but so is Milwaukee. I remember seeing on Manswers that Milwaukee, Wisconsin was the 2nd most drunk place on earth, the 1st being a planet made entirely of alcohol.

At 9/23/09 07:39 PM, Rallard wrote: Well, how much time did you take in between shots? If they were continuous then MAYBE I'd understand, but if they were done over a long period of time then you deserve the ridicule.

The moral of the story isn't "know your limits," it's "I like to make excuses for being a chump."

It was probably over the course of 1 or 2 hours. I'll ignore that last one.

Alright, I had planned to visit my high school friends at the University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee last weekend. I left friday afternoon and got there around 6. Now, as you all know, in college, you DRINK. No other place is as notorious for drinking than UW Milwaukee. So, we start pounding the shots and chasing it with redbull. (Note that I had not drank in 3 weeks and I weigh 120 lbs.) So I get about 6 or 7 shots of jaeger, vodka, and captain in me, and we go out to a house party. We get there, i buy 1 shot, and that's all I remember. The next thing, I wake up in a hospital still drunk. The doctor told me that when they picked me up in an ambulance, I was three times over the legal limit (.08 in wisconsin). So I get let out shortly after and go to the dorms where my friends are and get some sleep.

Now here is my main point for writing this. My friends say that I am a pussy because i only had like 7 or 8 shots and i was throwing up and was on the ground muttering incoherent jibberish. They told me that even if they got as drunk as me and did not remember what they did, they would of had more control over the situation than I did. What...the...Fuck, does anyone find this arguement complete bullshit? I weigh 120 lbs and had not drank in at least 3 weeks. Idk, I guess I am writing this because I am pissed off and no matter what I say to counter their arguement they just come up with some bullshit excuse. Now I have to pay off an ambulance bill and a medical bill for medical care I don't even remember.

MORAL: Know your fucking limits when you drink, and seriously tell your friends to take your keys if they are that trashed.

Welcome to Wisconsin

I only lift weights with my right arm, and by lift weights I mean masturbate until my bicep is numb. My left arm looks so small compared to my right, I'm thinking I might get an anchor tattoo on my right...either that or some idea in my tattoo thread.

At 9/17/09 10:10 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 9/17/09 09:57 PM, ElectricMoose wrote:

Potato on your left ankle.

I will consider this.

At 9/17/09 09:39 PM, Thechickensparta wrote:

At 9/17/09 09:30 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: I was thinking a cactus with a #1 foam hand, a couch eating ice cream, or a smiley cloud. Yes...no?

you're probably not older than 13.

18 buddy.

Go fap some more you decide to actually post input.

I was thinking a cactus with a #1 foam hand, a couch eating ice cream, or a smiley cloud. Yes...no?

Go up to him...and tell him...

"I am a strawberry dipped in chocolate."

I gotta admit i laughed.

Every time I see size comparisons like that, my mind is boggled.

This belongs in the Philosophy club Socrates.

Doing blow helps relieve paranoia. It also helps replenish dopamine. It's a WIN WIN! ;)

At 8/26/09 06:10 PM, gamekillereater wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:07 PM, Earthshine wrote:

At 8/26/09 06:07 PM, gamekillereater wrote: I only saw 32 black people amongst thousands of visitors.

You counted?

Yeah, to pass the time in the waiting lines :P

LOL. This made cracked me up. You counted black people out of boredom. Sorry, the concept is just hilarious to me.

At 9/16/09 11:17 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote:

At 9/16/09 11:10 PM, ChaosProdigy wrote:

Take a picture from behind and then get them to him anonymously somehow with a note like "the secret goes live tomorrow", then he'll probably stop.

win

Wisconsin for the beer. That is my life goal.

At 9/16/09 05:44 PM, JoeyCentral wrote:

At 9/16/09 05:26 PM, GiantDouche wrote: Yes. I think that Richard Branson, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama, Michael Bloomberg, Ted Turner, Stephen King, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Sagan, Sigmund Freud, and more all serve as proof that using pot and other drugs are a definite sign that you won't be successful later in life.

Obama is a low life. Nuff said. See, pot does fuck up your future.

Lol, I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or just an idiot. He's president of the United States. What are you gonna be when you grow up?

At 9/16/09 05:41 PM, Kiryuku wrote:

At 9/16/09 05:37 PM, unbelivable wrote:

And I'm sorry how is an illegal drug used responsibly?

Amsterdam uses it pretty responsibly. Their crime rates are also down too. Coincidence? I think not.

At 9/16/09 05:37 PM, unbelivable wrote:

if you use weed responsibly it is very safe, alcohol is a drug and its even worse for you then weed.

Oh, so true. It scares me how many people hate on weed and then go buy a bottle or beer. (not saying occasional alcohol use isn't bad).

At 9/16/09 03:52 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: You're an idiot. Weed's not good for you! Have fun being a low life when you get older because colleges don't accept drug addicts.

Too bad I am in college and still love weed. And my one of my professor's just told me that I will for sure pass my college writing class, just because I am the only one who cares enough to go in for extra help. So yeah...don't talk shit when you don't know what your talking about.

At 9/16/09 04:57 PM, Scrotaculous wrote:

At 9/16/09 04:54 PM, ElectricMoose wrote: Blah Blah Blah

If they have never smoked before, it won't take much at all to get really stoned. High grade bud will be unnecessary and may make them reach an uncomfortable high which will give them the wrong impression during their first time.

VERY true, but if you keep smoking it, sooner or later the effects will decrease. Unless you give yourself a few days between smoking to decrease your tolerance. Sorry I did not even touch on first time smoking and tolerance in my posts.

I also have to add, weed is psychologically addicting to people with addictive personalities, whether you like it or not. I used to smoke everyday before I went to college 3 weeks ago (haven't smoked once yet). I could not stop, because stuff wasn't fun when I was not high, and my dealer always had more. It is not physically addicting, but very mentally addicting if you let it get to you. And it is a gateway drug. I thought I would never do any other drugs the first time I smoked weed. After a year of smoking, I tried magic mushrooms, then LSD (once), and finally I started to take X. It does indeed lead to other drugs if you let it get out of control. It really depends on the person though. Some people have no problem just sticking to weed, and that's awesome. But there WILL be some that experiment with other drugs because of weed.

Don't get me wrong, I love high grade weed so much, it is so good. But it is mentally addicting, I know from first hand stone experience. Anyways, flame me if you want, but it's the truth, and its the god damn closest thing I have ever typed.

Don't buy it. It's probably low grade shit or midgrade shit, both of which are SHIT. Save your money for real weed, like california nuggets, canada buds, or anything in an Amsterdam coffee shop if you ever plan to go there. Everything else is shit. It really saddens me how a lot of stoners have never actually smoked REAL hydroponic bud before. Go look up marijuana on wikipedia...the very top picture is what you should be looking for when buying bud. Sure, it's more expensive, but well worth the buy. AND you don't have to smoke a lot to get high, just take 3 or 4 hits high grade nugget and you are blazed. With the shit you are going to buy, you will probably have to smoke a couple bows/joints to reach that level, or more. A waste of money in the long run, since you will probably need to buy more weed.

I am smoking purp, trainwreck, and pot of gold! I'm walking on clouds.

So my cousin told me on the 4th that if I fucked a llama he would give me two grand. I needed that money so I could pay my rent for the month and have money for beer. So yesterday I went to his farm and..well there isn't really a good way to put this. I fucked his llama. Then he ran inside his house and locked the door laughing and I did not give me the two grand. The moral of the story? I am a dumbass and now I have fucked a llama. Woo.

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smoke weed everyday, that's all i got to say.

So I have a little lumpish thing RIGHT under my skin on the upper left side of my body right over my ribcage. When I poke it, it feels like it squishes and slides away from right under my finger. I live in Wisconsin so it cannot be a bot fly. I also am pretty sure it's not cancer. I'm thinking a cyst or something? Anyone know?