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Most Red Ring issues have been fixed. I'd wait to get an Elite if I were you and you have the money.

"I Am Murlock" is better.

pics or it didn't happen.

I'm still trying to figure out how they got Roman Candles under the door. Aren't those fuckers thick?

At 8/16/07 05:04 PM, PantyWipe wrote: No amount of money can buy common sense.

I can buy a very fucking good defense attorney though...and thats almost the same thing.

I'm pretty sure that his friends were drunk as well. They probably didn't realize anything was wrong till it was too late. The parents aren't pressing charges for manslaughter and the DA decided to not prosecute on charges of murder. But they're still looking at some time.

All four are being charged with aggravated arson, which carries up to 30 years, and possession of explosives...which also carries up to 30 years. Neither are probational.

So an acquaintance of mine died a few days ago at his off campus place. Turns out he went to bed smashed, and his friends thought it would be funny to play a joke on him. They lit some Roman Candles and pushed them under his door, hoping he'd come out in his underwear confused. But since he was smashed, he didn't wake up and died of smoke inhalation. The 4 guys are facing some serious shit for this.

Full Story:

http://www.soccertimes.com/newsbriefs/20 07/aug13

We're in your trees, spying on your dudes.

Seriously, can these people get any more crazy?

At 7/16/07 06:01 AM, DingoTheDog wrote:

At 7/16/07 05:53 AM, Elamdri wrote:

Yknow, the band outfit just doesn't do it for me. The licking the Trombone thing is pretty funny though.

How can scantily clad women not do it for you? Surely the cheeky upskirt shots meritted a rise from you.

Well yeah, obviously, but its the whole outfit. That stupid hat=bonerkiller.

You can be scantily clad and still not rise to the occasion if you know what I mean ;)

The upskirt isn't enough to compensate for the dumbass hat.

Now, incredibly tight leotard, of which I can't figure out how they got it to BARELY cover the beaver, with mused hair, eyeshadow, and I could go on but I need to beat this out real quick

:fap fap fap

I dunno, he has no leg muscles to tire, so that might be an advantage.

At 7/16/07 05:51 AM, do-or-die1 wrote:

Anyways, I like the mind control one

For SEX! HA, cleverness

Raaaaaaaaaaaaapist

At 7/16/07 05:50 AM, DingoTheDog wrote: The Video for "Destination unknown" makes me do a sticky white love piss in my pants.

Yknow, the band outfit just doesn't do it for me. The licking the Trombone thing is pretty funny though.

At 6/8/07 08:59 PM, Monkey-Boy wrote: X-ray vision.

For seeing through females clothing.

You say that now, but wait till you run into your first shemale...

....unless you're into that I guess...

Actually, to be truly honest, I like "Valerie" better than "Call on Me."

I'm just pissed because I'm stuck at a conundrum. If I wanna play BF2 or BF2142 or PR.5, I have to stop Azereus from downloading PR .6. If I stop Azereus from downloading PR.6, I'm not going to be able to play it near soon enough. But If I don't stop it, I can't do anything else that requires real bandwidth.

At 7/16/07 05:39 AM, ms2492 wrote:

At 7/16/07 05:38 AM, Elamdri wrote: I just dug up the music vid on my hard drive. The expressions on that dude's face are fucking priceless.

never mind the guy... the women are hot lol

Well, yeah...duh. But you can only fap so much. At that point, it just becomes humorous.

But man, that lead chick makes me wanna move to Australia so badly.

I just dug up the music vid on my hard drive. The expressions on that dude's face are fucking priceless.

True Fact: Looking at porn helps keep you awake. As long as you don't jerk your gerkin, the porn will trick your body into thinking its gonna have sex, which will cause it to release chemicals that will energize you. However, if you do start to fap, it will use up the energy.

At 7/16/07 04:38 AM, craigalan wrote:

At 7/16/07 04:36 AM, Elamdri wrote:

At 7/16/07 04:32 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: I would just say fuck it and use .5

I can't find any fucking servers though. Every time I log on there's like fucking 1.

Then post on bbs to pass the time and amuse yourself here and why does it take so long to download? slow internet?

Dat be the plan my friend... As for the speed, no clue. I have Azereus tweaked about as best i can, but I'm still not topping about 75Kb down.

At 7/16/07 04:32 AM, liljimmy2 wrote: I would just say fuck it and use .5

I can't find any fucking servers though. Every time I log on there's like fucking 1.

I spent all of Thurs downloading the Project Reality mod for BF2 because a wanted to get me to play. So I spent about 14 hours torrenting it... only to find out today that the .6 version came out and now my .5 is outta date.

....still about 4 hours to go on my torrent.

Don't ask for PC advice on NG for starters.

At 6/20/07 03:42 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 6/20/07 03:31 AM, Elamdri wrote: 2 shots down

go for 3?

Have fun with kidney failure.

Yknow, Christ, I was being funny. Listen kid, 2 shots... not going to kill you. Not going to give you liver failure. I ENJOY a little good alcohol from time to time. And its not like I'm sitting here by myself, my roommate is having a drink with me. When you have quality spirits, sometimes it's nice to relax with a shot or two, watch a movie, eat some pretzels. It's enjoyable after a long day at work.

At 6/20/07 03:32 AM, NextToNothing wrote:

At 6/20/07 03:31 AM, Elamdri wrote: 2 shots down

go for 3?

are you trying to get smashed, you got aways to go my friend

You drink by yourself.... lol

I R bored... and possibly an alcoholic. I think I'm just gonna stop at 2. No sense getting toasted on good stuff when I got some Coors in the fridge.

2 shots down

go for 3?

Ever have a moment where you're just like, man, this day couldn't get any more tiresome, and then, right before you decide to hit the sack, something wonderful happens?

...like finding half a bottle of Stoli buried in the back of your freezer...?

Hehe....

Its good. Not really into the softcore shit, but at least you understand anime and anatomy. Good work.

My buddy and I were stopped at a light one night, nobody was around, and this black dude came up to the car and opened the back door. We gunned that shit. Fuck the light.

At 6/19/07 03:53 AM, ZerotheRelentless wrote:

At 6/19/07 03:47 AM, Elamdri wrote: GG Microsoft, you gave it your all. But I think I gotta call this one for Sony.

But wait, what's this? No one uses Blu-ray discs due to price and necessity? And OH SNAP, Sony still hasn't made any good games for it's system? And the lettering for the PS3 is stupid looking?

Also, flamflameflameflameima360famboywithouta360.

Is it weird to disagree with someone when they hail a console to be supreme?

The systems are not going to be what defines the format. Its going to be the movies. Greater market penetration.

...and yes I know that sounds dirty.