1,347 Forum Posts by "elace"
I descend from one of the most badass Scottish clans in history.
I am a proud warrior and from now i will walk around wearing a kilt and carry a hatchet.
But seriously if you are even a little bit Scottish try and find out what clan you come from, it is really interesting to find out about your ancestors.
Scottish people wear skirts cause a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
im half scottish ~~
I love clicking on ads
i think someone is on the other end like they are fishing, and right when they say " I GOT THE SUM BITCH" i exit the window out and they reel up nothing.
i wanna be a ad fishermen =(
At 5/25/09 12:41 AM, Butt-Blast wrote: Put your own hot sauce on it instead of bitching about it at us.
im not bitching
just wanna know if it is hot
At 5/25/09 12:40 AM, speeling wrote: What's a Taco Bell?
At taco bell if they used the same sauce as the volcano tacos then it is not even a little bit hot, anyone had one ? I wanna know if it is hot.
The volcano they get that sauce from must be in the ALPS
At 5/25/09 12:06 AM, Parlux wrote: Your fatness makes me sick. You Filthy Cam whore!
Im sorry i been taking medicine but it just ...... doesnt work, when i feel the urge i have to turn on a camera and jiggle .....
At 5/25/09 12:03 AM, SupraAddict wrote: So what are ya going to do about it?
Well since i already consumed him alive, im thinking ill go for a brisk jog
At 5/24/09 11:59 PM, Sensationalism wrote: VIDEO cam whore.
i know ...... i have an addiction
You can repair my instrument baby
and by instrument i mean penis
on a related note
MY NEWSPAPER IS A PENIS
At 5/24/09 11:48 PM, EL-7 wrote: This?
been there done that
not him
The office isnt funny
mnie ~~ is alright
At 5/18/09 10:03 PM, norcemastero wrote: Are you stupid? KOTH is still airing new episodes on Adult Swim...
I watch it every nite
hell yeah is spelled night cool
First those are these magical things called reruns
Second YOUR NOT FUCKING FUNNY
that is all
AUTHORITIES ARE BEING TALKED TOO
At 5/24/09 12:16 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:At 5/24/09 05:41 AM, alucardxmeow wrote: I feel sorry for you man. At least you didn't put him down...It changed...
OP's denying it.
where in the hell did i say we are putting him down??
nowhere
What do you want for this awesome find ????
A cookie ????
A YOU3R AUUESOME DUD3????
or how bout a nice no one gives a shit =)
alright look at it like this
which will last longer
Ao2 will last roughly 5hours-5hours 30 minutes
mgs4 has 7 hours worth of movies
At 5/23/09 07:18 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Here's what happened afterwards...
Body, body, body, body...
That's my other dog lmao not the same one in this thread
At 5/23/09 10:35 AM, Tramps wrote: Hmmm, I'm contemplating whether or not to make and record an original piece by me on guitar or just submit a cover I've done...
Decisions, decisions.
Do a cover
MY STORY
"I cannot say i awoke with the power, nor can i say i just searched to the outer limits of my brain and discovered i have a special something. I have know my entire life that i was different i did not know why and i did not know how. I just felt i had a little something more to give, a little something more to strive for. I find out about my power in 6th grade. I was sitting writing a story and i needed something to inspire me. I glanced up at the teacher and soon my eyes fell right on her huge luscious breasts. I wished i could just feel them, just play with them just to comfort me. At that moment her shirt shot up and her bra undid it's self exposing her melons. The pink of her nipples made me hunger it made me quake. In my mind i demanded her to come to me, i beckoned to her like a preacher beckons to a lost soul. She did not come and in my anger of her disobedience i shot a hand out. Then the most sickening thing happened while she was trying to correct herself and while her face was red in shame her wonderful pink nipples exploded sending sexy pieces of them all over the room.Blood jetted from the holes were her baby feeders used to be. I could not stop myself from sticking my hand down my pants and pleasuring myself. As you see i am pleasuring myself now just thinking about it." the sheriff glanced at the man and said " I do not want to hear about your childhood! I want to know how you killed 6 armed police officers and don't feed me any more of this I'm a physic bullshit I want the fucking truth." the man smiled " Don't lose your temper my good man the truth will come, but before we find the truth before we find your definition of the truth, sheriff i want you to look into your heart, look into your soul and tell me what your heart says about me," the sheriff closed his eyes and licked his lips. " My heart tells me your a crazy bastard who is gonna get the chair." the sheriff then stormed out of the integration room and slammed the door behind him. The sheriff poured him self a glass of coffee. The smell made him calm down a little. A voice behind him said " Pour me some please no cream nor sugar." the sheriff poured the second cup and went to hand it to the police officer standing behind him. The officer put the cup to his lips and the sheriff saw the peeled skin on them, and he started to shake. The cop killer was standing in front of him dressed as a officer. "How did you get out of the cuffs." screamed the sheriff drawing his gun.The mad man smiled. The gun grew hot in the sheriffs hands so he let it go.
The sheriff then felt everything in his body being lite a blaze. He fell on his knees hugging his stomach. He vomited and in the vomit he noticed something, it looked like a liver........ his liver. The bloody liver lying in the vomit was the last thing the sheriff saw before everything went black.
Also i would like to point out the chicken wasnt just running around in our yard the dog killed it through the chicken wire
At 5/23/09 10:40 AM, fat-barry wrote:
If your dog had to be taken to that place by court of law, then fine. But if not, if there is still time (if he is being put to sleep) then go back and get him/her back.
He is not being put to sleep
we can not keep him with chickens,cats,ducks a goat and another dog by getting rid of snuffey we porblay saved the lives of some of our other animals and its a shame since he was a awsome dog still we did what we had to do
Join a underground boxing ring
glass jaw joe maybe easy but wait till king hippo
wasnt lol funny
more like
meh funny
At 5/22/09 06:35 PM, Me-Patch wrote:At 5/22/09 06:33 PM, elace wrote: The SPCA only puts dogs down if it seriously has too.I'de love to tell you all about it but I'm outy. Look into it.
SPCA is a no kill place
A no-kill shelter is an animal shelter where animals are only euthanized if they are too sick to be treated or too aggressive to be suitable for adoption. from wiki
