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Response to: To All Pocket Knife Owners! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At 6/13/09 05:55 AM, Leidolfr wrote:
At 6/13/09 05:53 AM, elace wrote: Are any of these pocket knives ???

dont think i have to worry bout them taking my knives
Youre the nose bleed guy! hahaha I see you lived after all [ hahaha, he survived swine flu AND a nose bleed, lol ]

anyways, those are legal, but depending on youre state regulations, theyre probably too long of a blade to conceal, without a permit, but you could legally holster them on the outside where theyre clearly visable, I used to have a big hunting knife from the 50's I carried in a holster

What gave it away my curly ass hair or my big ass head
and i dont care what anyone says that was a horrible horrible nose bleed

Anyway i was joking ~~ i have plenty of pocket knives that i carry around in the woods or what not

those are only for display really al through the realy long slender one in my hand i peeled potatoes with one time lmao ~~

Response to: Do you carry a weapon? Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

the only knives i own i need for hunting

~~ or do i

Do you carry a weapon?

Response to: To All Pocket Knife Owners! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

Are any of these pocket knives ???

dont think i have to worry bout them taking my knives

To All Pocket Knife Owners!

Response to: Do you carry a weapon? Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At 6/13/09 04:33 AM, FurryDemon wrote:
At 6/13/09 04:32 AM, elace wrote: At any moment i have an ear wig in my pocket.

If i get close enough to you

your in a world of pain
Do you have nacho's and hot sauce as well?

HELL YEA NIKKA!

and sometimes i find some lint in there

Response to: Safari... Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

YEAH I USE SAFARI

WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT

Response to: To All Pocket Knife Owners! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At 6/13/09 04:37 AM, IrishGun wrote:
At 6/13/09 04:34 AM, elace wrote: ER'YEHT ginhctaw em

read it backwards ^^^^
"Me watchnig they're"

what

put it into context

they dont have the time too

Response to: What Milkshake are you? Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

period blood milkshake

Response to: To All Pocket Knife Owners! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At 6/13/09 04:31 AM, Rozner wrote: That's it, I'm moving to another country. Is Canada any good?

no its baaddd

I love my pocket knifes and if they wanna come get them.........i will give them up gladly

rieht ginhctaw em

read it backwards ^^^^

Response to: Do you carry a weapon? Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

At any moment i have an ear wig in my pocket.

If i get close enough to you

your in a world of pain

Response to: Turn things off already! Posted June 13th, 2009 in General

my room is built on to the kitchen.

The only thing that gets me is when someone wakes up early and uses the fucking mircowave

"ITS 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING WHY THE HELL DO YOU WANT A BURRITO"

" SHUT UP AND STOP YELLING AT ME LUKE IM YOUR MOTHER"

" I BET DADDY DOESNT COOK BURRITOS AT 3 IN THE MORNING I MIGHT GO LIVE WITH HIM"

" FINE YOU LITTLE BASTARD I WILL PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS"

that's how most my mornings start

Response to: anyone with phobia knowledge... Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

wear a bee suit and get covred in bees

you wont be scared anymore

Response to: Uh, im in big trouble... Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

YOU KNOW WHO POSTED HERE ???

A PHONY!!!

Response to: Power Rangers is racist! Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

photoshop a kfc bucket in the black guy's hands

then it will be racist

Response to: Afterparties? Posted June 12th, 2009 in General

I dont go to after partys

cuase when i go to a party the party never ends

Response to: Worst Nosebleed Ever! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

i took pics of my nose bleed

so i win

Response to: Swimming Rednecks Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

Yall boys best not be disrecting my people

i will tell obama

Response to: make your own greeting card Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

best one ever

make your own greeting card

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 11:26 AM, ngfan14 wrote: How are you playing Tekken and posting at the same time?

bwteen handing out ass whippings

i posted

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 11:25 AM, Sebster21 wrote: Jeez man. You come onto NEWGROUNDS first? Don't you have friends on an IM to consult with on this type of issue instead of posting pictures of your self online, and asking a bunch of strangers on the internet.

I just love newgrounds so much its like a second home to me even if a bunch of you are ass wipes i stil love each one of you

My doctor said my nose bleed was caused becuase of trauma
i did not have any trauma and he said it was weird that it bleed for 45 minutes
but what ever back to tekken

this is elace
signing out ~~

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 10:49 AM, Jawdyn wrote: Yay, this could be the end of elace. Today is a great day.

come visit me in my hospitial bed im taking your ass with me

but anyways i told my mom and i am going to my doctor will be back in like an hour
so i gotta hold a fucking blanket over my head the whole ride

cheers

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 10:43 AM, Gateau wrote: I think that you should go let your mom know and go lie down; if you're a hemophiliac (you'd probably know by now lol) then you need to get the the hospital immediately as your nose will not stop bleeding (if you aren't, then you are fine).

Stop going to the BBS for answers, to talk to your parents. If you have the energy to take pictures and post topics, then I think you'll be okay.

My mom is a bitch
every little thing that happens on my body is some disease im not even allowed to walk across the fucking street if she is watching. I dont how i got to play football for my team.

If anyone thinks im a little whimp for bitching about my nose bleed. This is the worse one i have ever had and it has been bleeding for around 30 minutes. I am feeling light headed and it felt as a bee as stung me in my nose.

but what ever back to tekken

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

lmao little update

it is still bleeding and im feeling light headed now

i would hate to tell my mom cuase she freaks out bout this kinda shit

so if it is still bleeding in 10 minutes ima go tell her

until then i am gonna carry on playing tekken

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 10:09 AM, Armerad wrote: Tell your mom and/or shove a tissue up your nose. Never had a nosebleed?

not one this bad

it has been bleeding for like 6 minutes and is stinging and still bleeding

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

my nose

New Grounds Help Me Fast!!

Response to: New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

blood on my left hand

New Grounds Help Me Fast!!

New Grounds Help Me Fast!! Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

i posted first thread in politics i apologize and i have been pinching my nose and hold my head back it is still bleeding

i was sittin in my boxer breifs playing tekken. When i sneezed and put my left hand up to my nose. Drawing away my hand i saw blood on it. i put my finger to my nose and it got covered in blood. it stings a little and it is still bleeding bad. I dont wanna go to a doctor becuase of a nose bleed. i hear my mom making breakfast in the kitchen and she will freak the fuck out if i show her. What should i do ?

i keep wiping the blood off on my hand and i am still playing tekken ~~

here is all the blood on my right hand/arm

New Grounds Help Me Fast!!

Response to: I hate summer. Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

i love summer break

i could care less for summer

Response to: School is out? Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 06:33 AM, UnreaK745 wrote:
At 6/11/09 05:52 AM, SeaBoundRhino wrote: Leave this thread, authorities are being contacted.
LOL idiot I don't live in the usa, you can't contact anyone douchbag.

sirtom didnt live in the usa either
DUMBASS
and i dont think you have ever heard of him or you would get the joke

your the douchbag not anyone else.

Response to: I ate a witchetty grub... Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 08:23 AM, Black-Flame wrote: There's a witchetty grub in all of its edible glory.

looks Delicious

i would have to drown that thing in A1 then cut it up into little peices and make a soup with it
to make it eat it.

Response to: Scary washing machine. Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

my washing machine goes crazy sometimes and it moves and knocks a pipe loose every time and our laundry room floods