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i can stop eating cake

playing football i picked him up and threw him. He landed wrong and bruised 2 ribs. It hurts when he breaths and i feel bad. He is my best friend and i wanna do something to make it up to him. What should i do ??

Garpit Fluncher
guess what that is say it over and over agian till you find out ~~

if your lazy carpet muncher

its called make yo moma make you some

There is 3 types of people

those who get math
and those who dont

its 12 am it is not beatiful right now
it is dark and scary
i live out in the country and country dark is differnt then city dark

At 6/19/09 10:52 PM, Akkryls wrote: Wow... Are you that cheap you cant even pay up $9?...

I knew it was bad for some Newgrounders... But sheesh...

This is after the movies
3 large drinks
and i bought my gf a fuckload of clothes for her birthday yesterday

At 6/19/09 10:46 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: When I worked at Chic-Fil-A the managers could swipe their card and it would take the price down with the whole "employee discount" thing. Maybe she did that?

whatever it was it was really cool

To make a long story short. Me and 3 of my buds were at taco bell and we had 6 dollars. We all ordered a small drink and one of the 89 cent tacos or burrito. My friend accendlty ordered 3 burritos instead of one and my other bud and me both ordered 1 taco. it came up costing 9 bucks and she pulled out a card and flashed it on the cash register. That brought the price down to 5.07.I nearly jizzed my pants and we told the cashier we loved her.

WTF did she do ?

At 6/19/09 09:12 PM, slighly-minty wrote:

At 6/19/09 09:11 PM, elace wrote:

At 6/19/09 09:10 PM, slighly-minty wrote: most of you said beat head against wall (for the ones who answered).

so, you have the following options now:

1. you are now in a coma, restart the game you fucking idiot.

HOW DID I GET IN!!!!

I DEMAND AN ANSWER

your answer is, you got in because thats how the game works. now shut the hell up and play along or rot in your own pools of urine.

WTF THE GAME ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU DID NOT SAY YOU PUSH A START BUTTON

Anyway i need exact length and widith of the room
How long the axe is
how many feet the celling is off the ground
how many times would i bang my head until i die wouldn't you pass out first ?
Its it a 4 wall room or a room in the shape of a triangle or circle
what material is the wall built of
why are you such a bitch
what is the floor made of
am i wearing clothes?? in case i get cut with the axe and need to rip my shirt to make a banadge
where the fuck this room came from
what the fuck is this game
how did the axe get in

i need all of that

At 6/19/09 09:08 PM, OwnageGiy223 wrote:

At 6/19/09 09:07 PM, elace wrote: how did i get in ?

Magic.

Then i would use said magic and teleport out.

Come up with something better

Sony kinda hyped me up for new shit coming out for the ps3 and what not

but i have almost lost steam now

At 6/19/09 11:09 AM, Freetos wrote: Holy shit, your fat. But no I didn't find that funny.

so what your a bitch noob
wanna fight about it

At 6/19/09 10:41 AM, DeadlyMace wrote: What's with you and your ignorance?
Can't you see the outcome if Hitler didn't actually commit suicide
It would become on of the world's most shocking discovery....
But i can see you fail to see that logic..

No it wouldnt.

If he did not commit suicide then he died of old age.

What good is it to find out he didnt kill him self but he died anyway?

Naw he is playing poker with Elvis and Santa in Jamaica and they designed 911

Me and my buds made this video.

A guy we know quickly claimed it was racist.

What ever what do you think ??
I think it is funny

i am a camera whore

Here it be

i hate the game
wlhenlfulclkersdonltpollsltinlthlegalmle lfllollrllum

take all the l s out

im boycoting Hallmark cuase they support gay marriage

even though i brought a card from there yesterday

i fail at boycotted

.....

At 6/14/09 01:22 AM, NEVR wrote: "Weed" is actually a quaint informal word for tobacco.

See dictionary.com

extaclty what i was gonna say

but i would say it much more idiotic

i would be looking for a rabbit

At 6/13/09 07:55 AM, Cybersief wrote: What my cousin did which always tricked me is that his answering machine was:
"Hey......What's up?........ Oh really?..... Well anyways, listen, I'm not on the phone right now, so leave a message."

I thought it was a cool idea...

I hate people who do that

~~

At 6/13/09 07:33 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: "Sorry but no one is available to answer your call at this time, if you'd like to leave a message please wait for the beep, then press hash then 3 then dial your name, then 6 and dial your number then press star twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press one 26 times then wait for the beep, thanks for calling."

i am acutaly gonna use that one ~~

that is good lmao people are gonna be confused ~~

At 6/13/09 07:08 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 6/13/09 07:03 AM, elace wrote:

At 6/13/09 07:00 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 6/13/09 06:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I disagree with everything Leid has said here. Yes I do!

I think this, will clear up the whole issue, you ready? ready? here it comes....

i understand now

and i dont care how cool you are

dont talk to sensationalism like that =p

I didnt sy anything to him, other than look at this, because he wasnt a part of our conversation, also, I dont care how hot you are, Im still not taking you to the prom, lol

MAYBE THIS WILL CLEAR THINGS UP FOR YOU
get ready it for your mind is about to = explosion
maybe now you understand better

At 6/13/09 07:00 AM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 6/13/09 06:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I disagree with everything Leid has said here. Yes I do!

I think this, will clear up the whole issue, you ready? ready? here it comes....

i understand now

and i dont care how cool you are

dont talk to sensationalism like that =p

i would have bit his ear off

cuase im a fat fuck

with nottin better to do

but that's just me

Help me decide on what i should say for my phone answering machine. Just got a new phone other got destroyed when it droped out a tree stand. what ever.
i want a semi humorous message not a boring one like this be luke call me back
can yall think of one ???

here is a couple im thinking of not that this whole thing really matters ~~

This is luke leave a message and ill get back to you but leave a sexy message and ill call back sooner

If this is the phone comapny i sent the money
if this is fincial comapny you didnt lend me enough money
If this is my parents send money
If this is a chick i have tons of money

this be luke and i am probably avoiding someone right now. So leave a message and if i dont get back it's you

What you guys think? im bored and has nottin else to do

At 6/13/09 06:18 AM, Another-User wrote:

At 6/13/09 06:14 AM, bdash1990 wrote:

At 6/13/09 06:11 AM, elace wrote: When you have 36 inch pythons like me
you dont need to run ~~

you have 2and1/2 foot snakes?

...
You do know that 36 inches is 3 feet, right?
Anyways Elace, where do you live? The Amazon Rain forest?

Close enough lma in the middle of a swamp in south carliona
lmao ~~

At 6/13/09 06:07 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

Aawww, internet badarse kicking out after being bullied at school. YEAH, YOU'RE A MANLY BEAST OF A GUY. Just remember to hide behind knives and guns since you can't run.

When you have 36 inch pythons like me
you dont need to run ~~

At 6/13/09 06:02 AM, bdash1990 wrote: what nose bleed?

This nose bleed lmao

At 6/13/09 06:00 AM, xenuissanta wrote:

At 6/13/09 05:56 AM, elace wrote: the only knives i own i need for hunting

~~ or do i

you couldnt be ivolved in hunting unless your the one being hunted..... if i saw you coming up to me like that id kik you in the nuts give you a wedgy and leave a not with a ridiculous picture on it saying dumbass

None of those knives are clearly used for hunting i hope you see that.

You would not see me check the picture below
i would be in your fucking front yard and you would not see me
and your problay a pussy and i would drop you with my rabbit gun