1,347 Forum Posts by "elace"
Sittin on my fat ass
The time is what im trying to pass
Lookin for some thread to throw my judgment at
Maybe some noob talkin bout filthy scat
I finally found shit to quench my humor thirst
Before i can get a say in i see something first
Some guy claims that his dick is what was in my mom mouth
Another claims the first guys sisters went down south
South from his britches is what he says
Another says he gets alota hedz
Seems all newgrounds wonders bout is big throbbin cock
What can we say we think zipper snakes rock
The light is coming
Time is running
Every joke bout the noodle in the drawers
Makes newgrounds seem like dick whores
Tom sees how its corrupting his master piece
His anger is bulding and alot of jokes are about to cease
One guy posts a thread about a huge dick he saw in some porn
Another claims he slipped his in a band geeks horn
Littlemike123 says big_skippa's dad showed him his tool
Another asks why littlemike123's mom seems to drool
Over his dick
Tom is so mad he feels sick
He bans the word cock
He bans the word snake sock
He bans the word dick
He bans the words zipper trick
He is tried of all the penis jokes
He has ruined the fun of alota folks
Seems we all gotta get our kicks a differnt way
this one is a little long but i kept getting new words to it so .... its done now
Hey guys,
Among my friends im know as a rapper lmao. When ever i go to parties ppl always make me sing alot of my rap songs. im going to a party tomorrow that around 30 ppl will be attending. Im need new songs but i am out. Mostly the songs i sing are ones i made up called mac and cheese, little cow, and Eskimo rap. Ive been know to just improvise alot but i want new shit that i have remembered.
So heres what im gonna do some of yall are gonna give me a subject and im gonna come up with something on the spot. Ill take the best 2 and those will be the ones i sing. Yall need to help me decide though. Look at mac and cheese on my profile for a sample of my work =) Its not gonna be as good becuase its gonna look like a poem here but i will have the beat down my head and it will be good. So basically yall are given me subjects and you judge how good the rap is.
lets get the cogs turning newgrounds
i know yall can do it
Give me a subject anything!!
bring it bitch
put up yo dukes mofo
ima whop you a good one
IMMMMMM GONNNA FIXXXXXXXXXX YOU
I was playing hide and go seek last night and hide in the barn with our hay.
The guy who was it was right in front of me when a wasp stung me.
Not only did it hurt like shit but i had to brace the pain until he moved from in front of the barn so i could dash for it. So i couldnt make a single damn noise cause im a littler slower then some ppl so if i am it i can catch them
If you said some more about the situation i could judge it .
Like name some time you were at the mall and some little 4 year old bitched becuase he didnt get a candy bar or something.
Does getting a chubbi.... i mean joy from watching lil kids not get what they want mean your a bad person ?
Fuck if i know
Send me some in the mail.
I want some ...
anal rape is real dude ......
IM TOTALY CERAL!!!!!
There have been rapists admitting they raped somebody in da ass.
and victims who said they did it.
YOU WHO YOU POSTED THIS THREAD ???? A PHONEY !!! A BIG FAT PHONEY !!!!
swiper the fox (allways trying to fuck with my girl dora)
the kid from Charlie bit me (that is not funny at all godammint)
team killers on cod ( allways fuck up my game)
ewoks (they are so fuckin lame........)
and people who cant make a list of things they hate without cussing
damnit
The best death ever was the two nude girls who died in the tanning beds
nottin is sexyer then crisp skin peeling off of brown titties
I like it better when sometimes it seems like death doesnt have a direct hand in the killing but its like he/she lines up stuff to happen. I dunno if its gonna be like that in FD4 but i hope so.
Its all cool though FD movies for me are ...........dumb but they do have a certain HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW THAT COULD KILL YOU feel to them.
At 7/24/09 08:22 AM, VinciAnimations wrote: Are perhaps, culturist. I found this video to be very stereotypical towards arabs, when infact the guy who sings it is indian. Maybe once you smarten up, people will begin to respect your endeavors.
I know it is Indian
Daler Menhadi or what ever his name is. He is awesome and one of my favortie artists even if i dont know his music.
If you did not know it was indian what country would you say this song from???
A country in the middle east right?
At 7/24/09 01:59 AM, darkruth wrote:At 7/24/09 01:56 AM, notanerd2 wrote: also, there is no NSFW you pervs. this leads me to my questionYou sir, are a pack of LIES. Filthy lies!
YOU WHO YOU POSTED THIS THREAD ???? A PHONEY !!! A BIG FAT PHONEY !!!!
get a red rider
best bb gun ever
fuck airsoft
Football is the closest thing to acient warfare you can ger nowdays ..... legally
A whole bunch of guys wearing amor
Taking each other out
Big sweaty guys
People screaming
So yeah im kind of a spartan .... not really
The guy who killed Lincoln
jhon wilkes booth was my great great great great great uncle
At 7/23/09 10:15 PM, Anko wrote:At 7/23/09 10:13 PM, elace wrote:Ah, carry on then.At 7/23/09 10:12 PM, Anko wrote: I'm not sure if you even wear shirts.i dont
i only made one video where i had a shirt on
At 7/23/09 10:12 PM, Anko wrote: I'm not sure if you even wear shirts.
i dont
At 7/23/09 10:10 PM, kylenitz wrote: are you the guy from super bad?
yes.......
how you know
Me and my 2 buds made this video.
funny enough to send to tosh.0 ??
dude dont get fries
get a mcduckin
they will know what u are talkin bout
At 7/21/09 08:56 AM, peno1 wrote:At 7/21/09 06:31 AM, WillInABox wrote: I now believe in God.I belive in the Flying Spagetti Monster
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
not the spagetti monsta
At 7/11/09 07:30 AM, Parlux wrote:At 7/11/09 07:26 AM, vali10 wrote:It's a starcraft joke. You didn't get itAt 7/11/09 07:00 AM, Zergzealot wrote: quick, type in power overwhelming!That won't work! But "there is no cow level" will do!
he just wants to fit in
asshole
no no no no dont get a lizard
GET A MOTHERUFCKIN CAMEL!!!!
im playing get the lizard =)
Wanna know my plan for that game ??
Hold everyone back until you have as many units as you can get then charge.
It hardly ever works in later levels
Show you where i hide my pokeamon cards.
Then the naked patty cake
At 7/3/09 08:50 PM, masterchef56 wrote: Hey, guess what. I bet the Xbox wouldn't have broken.
yeah maybe it would have stoped sounding like a vaccum
There is no dent in the system
He brought a metal rod half the length of my room and the back of it hit my tv and ps3
We were playing war and had taken his buddy hostage with bb guns
When i put in a disk in nothing happens at all doesnt even read it at all.
ive had my ps3 for a year and a half and this is the first porblem i had
I just wanna play cod
My brother hit my ps3 with a metal rod so it wont read disks anymore. i can play downloadable games but i just found out gamestop doesnt fix systems. Does sony have somewhere i can send it in ???
i only like sum episodes of eeae
