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Execute order 69 ......... do i gotta explain

At 9/3/09 10:01 AM, DannyJay wrote: Hold on. School JUST Started, and you ALREADY have ISS? Fail. You fucking fail.

failed all the way to yo mom's pussy ~~

burned

At 9/3/09 07:23 AM, thelittleemo wrote: Well maybe you shouldn't get in trouble.

I had car trouble so i was 10 minutes late getting to school

and if ur tardy u get 1 day in iss

At 9/3/09 05:25 AM, Hiroshimo wrote:

At 9/3/09 02:31 AM, angryglacier wrote:

At 9/3/09 12:53 AM, Hiroshimo wrote:

At 9/3/09 12:51 AM, Goldfire64 wrote: lol and i used to think only my mom did that. Only she called them Pokemans.

Aren't they horrible? Also you don't wanna know what my mom had once called this by

Tell me what she called it. Please

trust me, its better left unsaid :0

MOTHER FUCKER JUST SAY IT STOP BEATIN AROUND THE BUSH YOU LIMP DICK BITCH

Naw man ~~ just tell us

While you all are at school chillin with friends i will be sitting in one room doing crosswords all day.......

pray for me

i hate iss i get so bored you guys know anything i can do to say from being bored ?

all i do is read and sleep

On a scale of 1-10

i give it a 5 and a half ~~

At 9/2/09 08:19 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: These mothafuckas.

Lets piss in her eye socket

lmao

i hate hamsters they are little bitches

i would have bit that tall bitches nipple off

I love that song

i hate that show....

I got a boner watching john cena get a boner =)

Is photohop like a sock hop ?

a alien hominid themed sock hop ?

At 8/15/09 10:36 AM, CBLStaffer wrote: oh yea...my sister put out her pic on facebook, too (urrgh, not her, too!)
byt yeah...these trend is gettin' weird

So you masterbate to your sisters picture
your girlfriends picture
and alota buncha other girls pictures

HIGH FIVE!!

your a newgrounder

This theard came up like 2 seconds ago

kinda ironic

i dunno but it looks powerful

its lookin under the door

At 8/15/09 03:07 AM, DM692 wrote: FUCK, Why have I never heard this goddamn rhyme?

its from sponge bob

At 8/15/09 03:04 AM, Kerma wrote:

At 8/15/09 03:02 AM, DM692 wrote:

At 8/15/09 03:01 AM, Kerma wrote:

It's called a loop dee loop.

Ya gotta take laces in each hand...

And pull over and under again?

AND THEN I FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE

At 8/15/09 02:51 AM, Kerma wrote: Ok, and I made some for later too.

how long did it take you ?

At 8/15/09 02:45 AM, DM692 wrote: Suck my dick
elace you rapper prick,
Go to parties to rap,
Ya think you're slick?

Rap's a skill that nobody flaunts,
All it can possibly attract is flames and taunts
Next time you rap
Get your head in line,
Nobody's gonna think you're "Mighty Fine"

(Spoken) Actually, I'm bullshitting. I'm sure you get lots of respect, as long as you're as good as you say you are.

Also, I wasn't trying to piss anybody off/make people think I can rap. Because I can't.

Wasnt bad
Most of my shit is funny and stupid as it is posed to be.
Like i said mac and cheese here on newgrounds is one my best songs

Its cool
Everything i have done is off the top of my head. So if i had actual prepared material they wouldn't be that bad ~~

At 8/15/09 12:19 AM, Likescheese wrote: There arent any, PS3 has like 4 good games.

some of these games coming out as well as already out

mgs4
little big planet
killzone2
the last guardian
fat princess
warhawk
pain
drake's fourtine
drake's fourtine 2
god of war 3
heavy rain
Valkyria Chronicles
mag
infamous
haze
resistance
resistance 2
eye pet
Heavenly Sword

must haves for me

and thats more then 4 =)

At 8/15/09 02:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/15/09 02:32 AM, elace wrote: It will land butter side down like it dont have a care

Don't give up your day job.

If i had one

i wouldn't

At 8/15/09 02:28 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/14/09 09:38 PM, elace wrote: yall

Do a song about how if you butter one side of a piece of toast and then throw it in the air, it's more likely to land butter-side down.

Spread it on thick
like your spreadin a chick
Rub it in hard
its the shape of a card
When the toast is buttered up throw it in the air
It will land butter side down like it dont have a care

its 2am and im out of ideas

and i didnt put much thought in that one

At 8/15/09 01:06 AM, 372 wrote:

Until then im making your mom's pussy less tight

Your mom jokes? What are you like 11?

Yessir

im 11 and i kicked your ass

This is good for giggles

At 8/14/09 11:56 PM, Frost wrote: Rap about blue light sales.

Is that the shit at k mart or whatever ?

if that is not what blue light sales is then forgive me

Grabbed the buggy and went and got some crap
Maybe i needed some maple syrup sap
I got alota drinks and some little tot toys
I needed some to buy some food for my boys
I got everything i needed and went to the line
the lady was so old as she rang up my fine
She was old as shit and she was nottin but bones
She looked like she dated fred flinstone

It was blue light savings time
I got all the bargains cause they were marked by signs
So i didnt spend much money and i went right home
and let yo girlfriend attend to my bone

lmao ....... that one sucked but whatever

At 8/14/09 11:39 PM, 372 wrote: Bitch, I keep my pimp hand strong
With your weak as rymes and your shitty fuck song
Now Get off the B.B.S before
I make a fucking mess

Lmfao I hate rap so much.

Bitch i keep my pimp hand strong
but im afraid your wrong about my shitty ass song
next time watch yo p's and q's
cause the way you spell its like you were eating glue
how bout you get out this thread
but leave yo mom she can stay in my bed
If your gonna diss then spell your shit right
Until then im making your mom's pussy less tight

i got a fro

so

and cuff his one arm with one cuff and the other on your left hand

when he trys to do something tazer his ass

glad to help

At 8/14/09 11:29 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

At 8/14/09 09:54 PM, Parlux wrote: Oh shit Elace is gonna bring the house down.

Elace looks fat

thats cuase elace is fat

At 8/14/09 09:48 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: rap about how awesome you are. That sounds original.

My name is luke i was born on the streets
i got more girls then donkey kong got beats
People try to hate on this big love machine
but all they can do is dream

They fight and they fuss
they laugh and they cuss
Im loved by alota guys and alota chicks
The haters all they do is ride on some dicks

They call me fat and talk about my hair
as they watch star trek and play truth of dare
with their mom and their barbie dolls
Then the tears come like waterfalls

They see the cash and all the pussy i get
Then they go and throw a hell of a fit

They hate on me more then anyone can
even if i didnt do nottin but still they bitch to their man
As they take a huge dick up the ass
I hope they try and think of another pass
to make at me and to see me cry
but all they do is make me make a sigh
as i brush my shoulders off and let it roll off my back
That mother fucker is still talkin smack

i dedicate this to parlux =)

any more subjects ? i havnt found anything i wanna use yet

At 8/14/09 09:59 PM, tweekee wrote:

At 8/14/09 09:55 PM, elace wrote: Rap.

Wow, that was really good. I couldn't improvise like that if my life depended on it.

You could make a rap about how a president or something sucks

i was bout to write one bout obama but i cant do it at the party. There is 30 something differnt views there. I dont wanna get booed off stage or anything thrown at me lmao .....

The new grounds cock joke one was a warm up
i want it to be something that i can preform in front of a large group of ppl without gettin my ass kicked