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Response to: Favorite Anime Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

i like dragon ball fucks sailor moon

Response to: the "NG gender sexiness" paradox!!! Posted May 17th, 2009 in General

You are wrong just look at me

im big fat ugly and awsome

Response to: A new console in its way! Posted May 15th, 2009 in General

Dude i would totaly trade like 6 pokeamon cards for this

this joke been done before =)

Response to: So why does everyone hate twilight? Posted May 15th, 2009 in General

its a chick flick

and i just never got into it and becuase i never read 1 page or saw 14 minutes of the movie i can judge it

Response to: Opertaion Red Wing Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/13/09 10:35 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:
At 5/13/09 09:19 AM, elace wrote: The liberal media killed 3 of those 4 brave men.
And the navy seals killed 35-130 of those brave taliban insurgents.

but them bitches had it coming

Opertaion Red Wing Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

4 navy seals were sent to kill a terrorist leader. They were outside his believed location when 3 goat herders came upon the seals and they had a tough choice kill these goatherders (whom they had at gun point) or let them go and give away their position. Because they did not want to be labeled as murders by the Liberal media they let them go and then 50-200 Taliban rained down on them. The liberal media killed 3 of those 4 brave men.

Did you know in Afghanistan i dont know if it is true for Iraq but a united states armed forces member has to identify the intentions of a terrorist before they kill them? There is too much politics in war and it causing lives to be lost. I betcha if we change the rules we settle alot of shit in a month or less. How do you feel ?

Here is link for redwing

Response to: Bat shit Twilight fans Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

I went on there before and found 1 girl whose brother was beaten by twilight fans and she was beaten twice there is no way that happened to her on 3 different occasions and as i read these they get more and more stupid and fake.

Response to: Is there a term for ... Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

this one girl called it "an extra 2.50 if you want me to lick it." hope that helps

Response to: I shit my pants Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/13/09 08:38 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: You sheem to have shoiled your pants dear boy.

I wouldn't ride with him, what if you do something that pisses him off?

then i would be a dead motherfucker

I shit my pants Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

i have been riding with the same guy to school now for all this year he is one my decent buddys were not good friends. He has told me he had anger management issues i never saw it until yesterday. first off he is a big guy 6 foot 9 inchs and weighs 310 pounds. Yesterday a guy cut him off coming out a parking lot. He slammed his huge ass fist into his drivers side window and broke it. I was scared for my life .......... i dunno if i wanna ride with him anymore..should i tell him about it or just stop riding with him ??

Response to: I Found A Wikibomb! Posted May 12th, 2009 in General

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miley_Cyrus _is_a_whore

click it =)

Response to: If you own a car you are a nazi Posted May 12th, 2009 in General

At 5/12/09 05:24 PM, Scuzzfest wrote: Dude, It's because they didn't want a lot of lights in cars seen from bomber planes.

no ..... its so we would send that oil to our boys overseas .........

If you own a car you are a nazi Posted May 12th, 2009 in General

I saw this in my history class and found it pretty funny. So if you own a car you have ride alone probably ? so your a nazi. Its trying to get amercians during ww2 to car pool.

If you own a car you are a nazi

Response to: New tat Posted May 12th, 2009 in General

a little bit of a better pic

i think i can pull this off without it being too frooty ?

New tat

Response to: We went to South Carolina Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

i live in sc man

i go there everyday

Response to: The one that got away =( Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 07:58 PM, o0-0o wrote:
At 5/10/09 07:55 PM, JinnyJin wrote:
He isn't crying about it, he is just telling us a story and expressing his regret over it getting away.
The emoticon he used says otherwise.
yeah should have used angry face ~~
To OP, better luck next time. I've only tried fishing once and even from that one time I know how frustrating a lost catch could be.

yup especially if it was the biggest one you have ever had but you win some you lose some and i cant wait to cast out again

Response to: The one that got away =( Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 06:45 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: Damn. Where was this at?
Sounds like what a typical flathead cat weighs in Kansas. The current state record is 123 LBS.

This is where

I wouldn't know what to do with a 123 pound cat ........

Response to: Can Africans run a stable.. Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

do the whole thing but fill it up with mexicans

ever been in the wastes of fallout3???

Response to: New tat Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 06:25 PM, Headshot777 wrote: I can't tell what body part that is.

shoulder ~~

Response to: If you could make ANY weapon... Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

nail gun +sniper rifle + minigun=kickass

New tat Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

Does this fairy make me gay ?

New tat

Response to: Police Scanner Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 06:12 PM, Chiklay4 wrote:
At 5/10/09 05:50 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: I care about this,so much...
At 5/10/09 05:49 PM, Dalkia14 wrote:
and we care why?
You're both faggots

maybe if you clicked the link and listened you might like it

Nope ..... didnt like it

boring

Response to: Where can I find... Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

??? yeah......

Response to: Lulz stands for? Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

legendary unicyclist loses zebra

do i win ?

Response to: The one that got away =( Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 06:01 PM, THEJamoke wrote: Who wants to touch my 10 inch muskie?

*slowly raises hand*

Response to: The one that got away =( Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

At 5/10/09 05:55 PM, FLAMEBOY97 wrote: at least you almost caught it?

its not even funny i was dragging it toward land gonna beach it and the pier was about 50 feet out and i made it half way across

The one that got away =( Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

Went fishing yesterday and i lost a 50-60 pounds catfish after fighting it for 2 hours. I had 50 feet of line out when it swam under the pier snapping my line. I saw the line and my cork floating up and hooked them and i was left with this story. The biggest cat i have ever been bitten by i lost it.

pic is of the line that floated up

The one that got away =(

Response to: Wanted: Band Name Posted May 8th, 2009 in General

Honey bunches of death

Empty paige

Response to: Write a monologue newgrounds Posted May 8th, 2009 in General

At 5/8/09 09:26 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

Now, I'm afraid you'll have to excuse me. I do enjoy chatting about my life and my career, but I'm afraid that I have a rendezvous with nice old man to...well, you know.

Good i see a sly smile at the end this may work lmao

Also im a big fat tall white guy if that helps you do a monologue suited to my person

Write a monologue newgrounds Posted May 8th, 2009 in General

I am an actor newgrounds and i have a show on may the 30th or the 29th i forget which in which i get to recite two monologue of my choosing. I have an original piece but i need one more. Newgrounds write me one. I will recite it and video tape me doing it on stage. It can be comedy, drama anything. Only about 1 to 3 minutes long. Your reward ?? Seeing me act out your piece on stage.

No cussing or sex jokes =(