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At 7/7/06 09:53 AM, elephunt wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebaums_world

That's just wrong,

LOL only joking

Well...

I was searching on Wikipedia for some pretty useless stuff and happened to stumble upon NG on Wikipedia .

I have to say that I felt really proud that one of my favourite websites of all time is listed in Wikipedia.

If you havent seen it then you really should! Its a really good entry. I guess that one of the Admin have compiled it.

There's even a section that makes a stand against all the spyware accusations that NG got! Then it provides a link to McAffee wesite saftety ratings - NG on McAffee

Then it made me realise; I have never ever, in all the time I've been on NG that I have never ever considered it as unsafe.

Additionally, don't you think that McAffee site is way over the top?? I can't believe that people actually get paid to develop that website. I suppose its quite a good job realy, until you have to check beastiality.com or something like that. Imagine having to stare at that site for like four days making a safety analysis!!

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of Newgrounds,

Welcome to the Synonym challenge. The idea of this "Thread-Based-Game" is to come up with the moast ridiculous sentence you can think of and then replace as many of the words as possible with synonyms so that the sentence becomes almost illogical yet highly amusing. (eventually I will take the best ones and turn them into a flash game/quiz to submit here on Newgrounds)

Here is an example:
Original: Hello, how are you?
Game Version hi, how exist you?
This is very simple but its just an example so you get the idea.
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Here are the rules:
1) No mentioning of peoples names. (Thats just not nice)
2) Do not enter your original version!! Only submit the Game Version.
3) Vulgar words are permitted, just make sure they're clean enough so that there is a certain level of decorum upheld.
4) Before entering your own attempt, have a go at guessing other people's Synonym Sentences without using a thesaurus for a good laugh.
5) The longer the sentence, and the more effort put into originality, the better!

Well, thats about it for the rules. Good luck to everyone!

Here's one to get the ball rolling!
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Would you like to clutch me by the substructure and dangle me on all sides of your cranium? I consider that to be most congenial!!

At 6/5/06 10:32 AM, -MetalliX- wrote: Whit my eye cavity, duuh..

LOL,

I think this guy could give a sufficient demonstration!!!!

At 6/5/06 09:59 AM, Saulx_X wrote: With my dick..

This might sound really perverted...

but i would like to see that!!

Herro CUBert.

How nice of you to drop in and make some sigs.

Would you please be so kind to make the following for me.

What: My bull shape
Colour; Red
Building: One of the ones to the right of the middle
How; To hover from the left of the screen and land gently on the building. Then it says "MOO!"

I just went to the kitchen as my last posting on the BBS left me rather parched.
I went to the kitchen and to get myself a nice cola!

DEN DEN DEEENNN!!!!

I open the fridge and we are all out of cola. But there was some beer bottles instead.
Its only 15:46 here in Holland and I thought to myself "If I drink a beer this early, does it make me an alcoholic". Then I thought, "well its not like I spend all my time going to PussyAnonymous" so I grabbed the beer.

DEN DEN DEEENNN!!!!

I couldn't find an opener! Can you believe it!!??! A house of students and there's no bloody beer opener!!

I look straight to the right of the fridge and there's lying a ten inch (27cm) bread knife. So I used that instead.

Well....
It worked like a charm. Absolutely amazing!!!

I mean I've used a lighter before, a spoon, a table edge, my teeth etc. But this was just liberating.

What's the best way you have ever opened a beer?

At 6/5/06 09:41 AM, Sir_Rowsty wrote: it's a drumstick

That is so not a f*kin drumstick!!! That's his hand!!!

At 6/5/06 09:38 AM, Yiffy wrote: Why is there a big cock in the topleft corner?

Why on earth is their a penis-looking figure on his hand in the original photo. That's one hell of a birth defect. budgieboy are you from Louisiana?

Listen up n00b!!!

This sort of topic is banned by BBS rules, so don't do it again.

But seeing as you asked for defacing, I am now not breaking BBS rules,

so.................

At 6/5/06 09:21 AM, SlutWhore wrote: Con : the BBS is made up of retards and everyone would edit their post either to retaliate what they said, or redeem themselves, or edit to make stupid ass posts later on when it won't count as spam. I could see that as a trend happening.

I agree.

I think the BBS is fine the way it is. Why on earth would you want to turn it into a big "edit-arena"

At 6/5/06 09:21 AM, El Torro wrote:

Yo,, Tom and Wade, you are the biggest dick heads in the universe and i fucked you mum in that arse over and over again!!

At 6/5/06 09:22 AM, El Torro edited to:

Yo,, Tom and Wade, you are the biggest heros on the internet I love you!

That would be the effect and I think that is not kuel!

At 6/5/06 12:03 AM, worldfamous wrote:

robert langdon is a fictional character that had an extremely crazy adventure involving opus dei, the french police and an albino. does that mean it really happened?

LOL!!!

an extremely crazy adventure involving (the founder of) opus dei, Robert Langdon, the french police and an albino. does that mean it really happened?

Well, yes, yes it does!!!

Here's the evidence:

Yey, I made a http://www.newground..m/portal/view/316816

Crappy flash, which will end up in the bottom of the shit pile.

But how does your stick wam "l00k"?

I don't really know what you're going on about.

But as a fellow NG-er, I support you dude!

Bring down the oppression!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 6/5/05 05:02 AM, ramonestheused77 wrote: People do ask that question alot... morons should be smart enough to figure easy stuff like that out on there own.

At least us morons can spell "their" correctly and know that "a lot" is two words. LOL

At 6/3/06 04:13 AM, da_pope wrote: Seriously.
I have yet to see an ugly 10,000+ poster...

Why are the good looking one's the one's who stay?

I really have no idea what your rabbiting on about. Could you plz explain?

At 6/3/06 03:43 AM, GiggetyGiggetygoo wrote: And guess what? It is your lucky day! You get to help! I want a random one but not faggy.

I-is-random-not-faggy

-financial-hacker- : Ooh that one is quite random!

theglassishalffull : Then you could do collabs with a guy called theglassishalfempty !!! LOL

What about monkey-on-my-speaker

OK now I'm just making user names by describing the features of my desk:

pile-of-CDs
two-china-men :I kid you not, I have two china men on my desk!!

Zebediah Turnpike!!!

"Do you need your pike turned over by the Z man?"

At 6/3/06 02:06 AM, theep33n0r wrote: lol retarded penguins
www.seethepenguin.tk

Can you please fuck off to a smelly corner and die quietly!!!!!!!

At 6/3/06 03:31 AM, theep33n0r wrote: For those who havent seen it yet heres the preview for spiderman 3:
www.youtube.com/movi/spiderman3

WTF?

You are an idiot n00b! Dick head.

Why on earth do you sign up to NG just to post a really dumb thread!

TWAT!

Currently there is the most amazing puzzle game on the front page called 3D Logic .

It seems that there a lot of NG users who are getting mega stuck!!!

If people are really stuck and would like help then just reply with the level you are stuck on and then I will repost a picture of how to complete that level!!! Maybe some other users could help out as well???

I will most likely end up only posting levels 18 and 23 (and maybe some up till 30) but if you are really stuck else where, just ask.

Here's level 1, just for shits and giggles!!

MAZZEL!

At 5/2/06 06:58 PM, themysteryman wrote: ill name you 5 retarded things about me:
1.STUPID FUCKING GIMPED UP HUGE EYES
2. werid grunts and noises and gestures I make.
3. out of proportion huge butcher knife penis (my fantasy)
4. stupid emotions like that gay red line that goes under my eyes when Im embaresed.
5.when I attack there is a wierd flashy coloured thing exploding from my ass and I fly through the air.
any one aggree?

Yes, absolutely!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Anime is not that bad. Its a genre in its own right. Its prob those five things that makes little Japanese boys and girls so Happy! But I don't really watch it.

My favourite is Weird City, and this one where this guy has sexual difficulties and needs to dress up as mouseman (likebatman but with mickey ears) and pays prostitutes to pretend to be evil mistresses who he hunts down, fights, and then fucks the holy shit out of them!!
AMAZING!

But i haven't seen anything else. Not even ghost in the shell

At 5/28/06 04:18 AM, Rodents wrote:

At 5/28/06 03:10 AM, RommelTJ wrote: I just saw X-Men: The Last Stand, and I'm pretty pissed. I just found out that there was a scene after the credits that I did not see. My friend won't describe it for me. Will you? Please.

I am not paying another 7 bucks to see that crappy movie again.

Snape kills Dumbledore.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then snape takes the bones of Harry's mum, does some hocus pocus. She comes back to life and snape then rapes her infront of harry. Harry is to busy getting f*cked in the ass by Voldermort to notice. Ginny is sucking him offf in the meantime!

At 5/28/06 03:22 AM, RommelTJ wrote: So....No one out of the 67 people on this forum (give or take 100) has seen this movie or the clip at the end of the credits?

Nope... sorry. I'm on Holidya in Switzerland and they dub eveyrhting.

"Please choose which language you would like to listen to the movie in-
a: German
b: French
c; Italian"

"Is it in English??"

"Ah nein! Dummer englischer Stich! Gehen Sie lernt eine andere Sprache Sie stumme Hure! "

I don't want to see any movie that is dubbed, Especially if its in fucking Deutsch!!

Click below and type your first name in the type-box. Press return.

Then sit back and masturbate!!!

STFU! And sleep with me : )

I agree, That video is so fuckign lame.

I made a video once with my mat who is a amazing at Jazz-Blues guitar. I sat with a stringless guitar and he sat our of screen. We practiced where to position the fingers and then we played. The movie quality wasn't great so you couldn't see there were no strings!

But this clip is a complete rip-off!!!!!!!!

dude, at the end of the day out of all the people that watch the X-Men movies only like 3% are die hard comic fans and know the real stories....

Ergo, the movie dicks just want to make money and don't care how they destroy years of heritage in the mean time.

Its quite sad really!

At 5/26/06 06:07 PM, GarlicLock wrote:

At 5/26/06 05:41 PM, el_torro wrote: more stuff

You make yourself look like a very big noob. Grow up, man. I've seen 4 year olds acting more mature than you.

Good...could you please give me their addresses so that I can personally congratulate them.

"Would you like a c00kie?"

By EL_toRRO.l0ck (not my real name....I just do it to further highten my Anti-LockDay campaign)

""Oh how i wish I were a lock,
That rode around on a tiny cock,
to make a collab with another three,
a flash as smelly as my pee,
With no story line, we'd waste your time,
it really should be such a crime,
to go on the portal and upload such crap,
which deserves nothing more than a zero Zap!
I'd make crappy drawings, in 2D,
And pray that people will like me,
sing my praises to my face,
and maybe, just maybe, win daily place.
from clock crew i was already rejected,
to be honest it left me quite dejected,
but into lock legoin i shall go,
Because they accept any old ho!
And even if they won't let me in,
My first lock flash i'll begin,
Because may 26th is my favourite day,
When i get to be silly and act all gay!!!!
Oh how I wish I were a lock,
Then i'd flash my own damn cock!!!!!!""

Well, here's to SUCK_COCK_DAY!!!

Happy (anti)-LockDay NG!!!

At 5/26/06 05:00 PM, TPOTEOZ wrote: Who gives a shit...

Seriously?

Anyone who has Lock in their name.

"Hey look at me, Im EL-toRRO.l0ck, I am a n00b. Here is me crappy flashy for may 26th"

LOL