What if someone wants a jelly sandwich because they're allergic to peanut butter. Then you've just killed them because you like you got you peanut butter in the jelly. Way to go, you just killed someone, dumbass... :P

Therefore, jelly first.

Hey, I decided to join the N.E.R.D.s for my 5,000th post.

HAPPY PI DAY!

The date should be more like...
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All from memory.

Short post wasn't enough for me on my 5000th, so I though I should push it to the limit.

Make it twelve hours. There's nothing artistic about 11 1/2. I'm assuming that you have to go somewhere at 7:30 or soon after so you want it done before that, but make it twelve. You can still get it to work after you've left, just check the time stamp of when you receive the email and tell them that you won't accept it after 8:00 PM.

Also, yeah, timed collabs should have warning threads, at least if they're not consistently at the same time on certain days.

Let's see... 11.5 Hours... crap, I'm gonna have to miss church...

Oh noez, not teh church. God will smite you! You don't spent 11 1/2 STRAIGHT HOURS on Flash. My oh my that would suck. To anyone who does that, props, you're psycho.

Flash 9 = Flash CS3. Well, technically if you want the newest version, get CS4, although if you're a programmer, I've heard that CS3 is actually faster at opening and a little less glitchy. I'm not 100% sure whether that's true for everyone or not, so ask someone with both about it. CS3 and 4 both use AS3, so it's also equal in languages. On the other hand, CS4 has inverse kinematics [bones], more advanced tweening, some 3D, and a few new features.

Just check up with someone who has had both and see if there's anything in CS4 that bugs them, or if it's bugged like I heard.

At 3/6/09 04:13 PM, zedd56 wrote: there's a lot of controversy over this. I still think that 8 (which, according to my 10 seconds worth of google powered research, looks a lot like 9) had the best layout etc.

That's Flash 8, CS3 is 9, CS4 is 10. I also think you can change the layout to be more like 8, but don't get 8 topic starter, I don't recommend starting behind, especially for actionscript.

Art looks amazing. I would love to code it if I had time, except that I'm about to start something for Pico Day. After that if you still don't have someone...maaaayyyybbbeee. Just a quick beware: Make sure you don't have keys in the 2 Player Mode that conflict with one another when too many are pressed, because then it's just whoever clicks it first will get it, the other becomes nullified and unpressable.

Fion, you are one fucking genius...

At 3/5/09 07:00 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: You're theme doesn't even make any sense, and 96 fps?

Are you kidding! Have you ever SEEN the Flash Forums?

At 3/5/09 06:55 AM, Blakinator wrote: What is "Facebook Graffiti"??

It's an application on Facebook which allows you to draw pictures using a simple set of tools on your friends' walls.

Does anyone else find that there's a weird glitch where if you draw too much it starts turning grey. I haven't used it in a few months, so they may have fixed it, but I know it used to be there and stopped me from finishing many of these. I'll post some later.

Check Google next time. One I know of is swfcabin.com, but it is easy for anyone to see your files.

I'm just saying, you have a 13 page topic, just continue this conversation in there. No need for a new thread.

Keep it in your damn thread. You're not that important.

At 3/1/09 05:14 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: urf, just a thumbnail of my wip, but criticism would be grand

Looks unbelievable, although some parts do feel like they're verging about from isometric. The explosion looks great in my opinion, on of the coolest parts.

All of these are looking amazing. Good luck! May the best isometric pixel artist win!

I think you should name your robot:
PutThisInTheGeneralForum. Rob, Bot, or Zoid also sound kind of cool and are symbolic of robots :D

At 2/24/09 08:58 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Just keep trying, my first flash sucked, but still got a good score.

Look at my first passed Flash. I spent a month or two in Flash before I could even pump that shit out. You just really have to keep trying, and once you've worked enough in it, you'll become successful at it. Remember, I had two Flashes BEFORE the Demon: Trailer one.

I hate reminiscing.

At 2/24/09 03:38 PM, trig1 wrote:

Getting it straight in there. :D

That's what HE said. Chain broken.

At 2/24/09 03:38 PM, trig1 wrote: Did anyone else get a PM spam from some wanker advertising his collab? I really hope this isn't a start of a trend ¬¬

Yeah, I told him that he shouldn't send out those spam PM's, fucker :/

Happy Birthday!

I know your fury, therefore you are a lie.

You probably have all of the movieclip's with the same name. Each movieclip on the screen must have a different instance name, and if you have that, make sure you're hittesting all of the different movieclips with different names.

Otherwise, post the code.

At 2/23/09 05:17 PM, turtleco wrote: I actually have a braincell count over -5

Saying dumb shit FOR THE WIN! Jeriminion, that comment at least started to let me gain back that respect that I lost for you in the thread a few days ago. You're a good sport when it comes to scores on Flash in the respect of hentai. It's not like you're score reflects your life. With or without hentai, everyone would continue getting 2.5's and lower.

I'm still trying to count -5 on my fingers though . . .

At 2/19/09 08:29 PM, Jereminion wrote: http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/190209/7 3744_tankphysics.php

Blame your incompetence on us, please! Learn to code, look at tutorials more closely and examine them well. Don't just post saying, it doesn't work, because 99 / 100, it's the learner's fault.

At 2/19/09 05:15 PM, LordFaceStealer wrote: You guys are so full of crap, why an earth would you have access to CS6 when they haven't even finished CS5 yet, and they wouldn't put vocal command into the coder, that is just illogical, it leaves to much room for error, there would be to many mistakes.

Fuck, he's on to us ReNaeNae! He saw right through our shallow-ended plot to take over Newgrounds by using false truths about our secret connections to Adobe. We had a good TWO MONTH RUN [hint hint].

Now stop beating [off] the dead horse...

www.soundsnap.com
www.findsounds.com
www.sounddogs.com
A whole list here.
And of course google.

It's a lot of code to give one person, so here's just some of it. I don't understand the spike stuff that you're asking.

function onEnterFrame () {
     var myDisplay : Number;
     if(Key.isDown(Key.UP)){
          myDisplay = random(10) + 1;
     }
}

You screwed up some of the things like Key.UP and Key.isDown. the function onEnterFrame is the same basically as what you had if it's on the main timeline on the _root, but I just coded it a little differently. You should read more up on actionscript...

I don't particularly know JS, but look at this link. I looked at it and if you want to get just two decimals you do something ilke this:

Math.round(number * 100) / 100

It all depends on the compiler you're using, but when you create a New Project, there should be an option that says something along the lines of Win32 Console Application or Windows Console or something.

At 2/11/09 08:41 PM, Deathcon7 wrote: What I would like to see in flash CS5 is function overloading. That would be nice :)
At 2/11/09 10:26 PM, Glaiel-Gamer wrote: i want pointers and/or reference control

Fifthed and Seconded.

Also operator overloading

What's that exactly?

At 2/11/09 10:39 PM, djconnect wrote: What do you mean by 'window', Like a windows GUI or just a Command Prompt?

I'm pretty sure he means the Win32 API or whatever those tits are called...Otherwise, specify what you mean 'imdead.'

I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's mainly supposed to be used to spray symbols and have variation, without spending a crapload of time...BRO! So imagine you have a symbol of a star, and you wanted to make a night sky with stars of different colors and sizes, then you would use that spray tool with the star attached and have it vary. I like the bro speak man chill dude chad.

The only REAL Flash is Adobe Flash itself. You can get the full version for $700 or the student for $250. You could also get the recommended closest free replica of Flash, known as LiveSwif. There's no real good "Free Flash Program" though. And keep your questions in ONE THREAD.

It's extremely simple script. Maybe try reading or just SEARCHING google.

Reel Big Fish and Streetlight Manifesto (together). They're absolutely amazing, and they actually sound better live, than they do non-live. Most bands sound REALLY crappy, but when I heard them live, they were unbelievable.

At 2/1/09 08:52 PM, AgainstYou wrote: By far it would have to be Rage Against the Machine.

I've heard they're fucking awesome live. I hope to see them live some day. Also heard the crowds at their concerts are the best.

...and Richard Cheese. He's the shit!

At 1/28/09 08:17 AM, xwriter wrote: does any body know a good site for flash tutorials how to edit the and stuff

Don't post a random picture attached to your post. Also, you should have opened the New To Flash section at the top of this forum. Look through the Newgrounds Search at the top for tutorials also.

Other sites:
www.flashkit.com
www.tutorialized.com
www.kirupa.com
...but really just Google - Flash Tutorials.