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Author Search Results: 'El-Mistro'

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Topic: I'm a thief...

Posted: 11/22/09 06:32 AM

Forum: General

I used to steal food from my highschool's cafeteria but only because it was so easy and the food was overpriced to begin with. I eventually had to stop once they bumped up their security though. I sometimes steal clothes but I'm really cafeful about it because I'd be in some serious shit if I got caught.

I cant tell you how many times i did that in the winter


2.

Questioning

Topic: Will there be a aussie NG meetup?

Posted: 11/22/09 06:29 AM

Forum: General

I heard they when to africa


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Topic: I'm a thief...

Posted: 11/22/09 06:22 AM

Forum: General

At 11/19/09 05:58 PM, madzakk wrote:
At 11/19/09 02:52 AM, El-Mistro wrote: I don't get it. Almost every time I go into a store I usually shoplift. I can't help it. I get these urges and then I carry out. I wouldn't call it OCD because I don't obsess about stealing I just love doing it. Anyone else do this?
Your destiny is to be raped in prison.

:o


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Topic: I'm a thief...

Posted: 11/19/09 03:01 AM

Forum: General

I steal Gum, Candy, and drinks everyday. I've gotten to the point where I'm good at it (in a bad way). However the big stuff is a different story. I tend to have buddies with me when I attempt.


5.

Shouting

Topic: I'm a thief...

Posted: 11/19/09 02:52 AM

Forum: General

I don't get it. Almost every time I go into a store I usually shoplift. I can't help it. I get these urges and then I carry out. I wouldn't call it OCD because I don't obsess about stealing I just love doing it. Anyone else do this?


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Topic: New Sexual Term

Posted: 10/13/09 05:13 PM

Forum: General

Lawl get back smacked!

fapps

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Topic: Cartoon Network Gay or Good?

Posted: 10/13/09 05:01 PM

Forum: General

It's not the same as it used to be. Just like MTV... Don't get me wrong they still show cartoons but now I'm seeing reality shows like dude what would happen (gayest show in the fucking world next to ghost hunters which isn't even on CN) and ask a black kid. I miss the old days where all they showed was cartoons like boomerang does now.


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Topic: Illness they should cure now?

Posted: 10/06/09 04:42 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/09 04:37 AM, ELITE-101 wrote: here we go

XD the kids gonna look back on this and laugh.


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Topic: Illness they should cure now?

Posted: 10/06/09 04:25 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/09 04:19 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
At 10/6/09 04:16 AM, El-Mistro wrote:
At 10/6/09 04:09 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
At 10/6/09 04:07 AM, Acid wrote: Herpes )=

*looks down*
Goddamn it.

goes to clinic
Goddamn it.

Feels the need to quote for some reason.
Goddamn it.

Feels the need to quote for another reason.

Are you implying that nicolas cage makes bad movies? Cmon I thought you were better then that...


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Topic: Illness they should cure now?

Posted: 10/06/09 04:16 AM

Forum: General

At 10/6/09 04:09 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:
At 10/6/09 04:07 AM, Acid wrote: Herpes )=

*looks down*
Goddamn it.

goes to clinic

Goddamn it.

Feels the need to quote for some reason.

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Topic: What would u do if you had a...

Posted: 10/06/09 03:47 AM

Forum: General

At 10/5/09 04:34 PM, NinjaJim207 wrote: Since it would be my cousin, thus blood related, obviously nothing.

There's really nothing wrong with having sex with family members it's not like your offspring will come out an inbred cyclops. besides think of adam and eve.


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Topic: What would be the worst torture?

Posted: 10/06/09 03:31 AM

Forum: General

At 10/5/09 08:34 AM, Protosscat123 wrote:
At 10/5/09 03:47 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: Watching Twilight.
*shudders*
I agree 100%.

I actually went and saw that with my girlfriend...pretty funny actually


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Topic: is not drinking weird when youre 16

Posted: 10/05/09 03:56 AM

Forum: General

With friends and girls? No. By yourself? Yes.


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Topic: Drug Bust

Posted: 10/05/09 03:33 AM

Forum: General

What are the chances of one of those bills falling into my hands?


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Questioning

Topic: What would be the worst torture?

Posted: 10/05/09 03:30 AM

Forum: General

I personally think tying someone up and making them watch Sanford and son is more then worse...but that's just me.


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Topic: Just got a $119 Speeding Ticket...

Posted: 06/16/09 10:35 PM

Forum: General

O how this brings back memories...I used to speed until I got a couple of tickets. Now I realize it's not smart. It's dangerous and you waste more gas when you speed.


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Topic: Can any of you sign on XBL?

Posted: 06/16/09 10:26 PM

Forum: General

I don't care if I look like an idiot. Just call up Microsoft, tell them a hacker stopped you from getting on to XBox Live, and ask them to cancel your account. Then buy Orange Box and play Portal. Conflict avoided.

Na I'm only into one game...what bums me out is that you guys are saying It's been offline for one day, But for me it's been offline since I got into a fight with my x friend (which was about 5 days ago). He's really fucking tight with this hacker to...


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Topic: Can any of you sign on XBL?

Posted: 06/16/09 10:19 PM

Forum: General

Oh no, I can't waste away my life on video games, so instead of going outside and making something of myself, I'm going to beat the shit out of my friend who was, and go to juvenile detention, and what is this I don't even.

You just made yourself look like an idiot. Before you post like you know me, you HAVE to know me. There for you fail. And btw, the only reason why I would beat my friend to a pulp is because of the wasted xbox in my room. Things cost money. And If I lose money because of somebody, I'm gonna be pist. No need to reply, you have nothing else to say other than opinions.


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Topic: Can any of you sign on XBL?

Posted: 06/16/09 10:13 PM

Forum: General

But like I said. It's been saying it's offline for me for 5 days now. And since you guys are saying it's been offline for one day, that means I got hit. And this hacker dude is real. I've met him and watched him do his magic. If I can't sign on it the next day, I'm gonna beat my x friend to a bloody pulp


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Topic: I have 4 useless DVDs.

Posted: 06/16/09 10:13 PM

Forum: General

But like I said. It's been saying it's offline for me for 5 days now. And since you guys are saying it's been offline for one day, that means I got hit. And this hacker dude is real. I've met him and watched him do his magic. If I can't sign on it the next day, I'm gonna beat my x friend to a bloody pulp


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Topic: I have 4 useless DVDs.

Posted: 06/16/09 10:10 PM

Forum: General

Sell them dude! Why not get cash for them?


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Topic: Can any of you sign on XBL?

Posted: 06/16/09 10:08 PM

Forum: General

The reason why I ask is because I have a friend I recently got into a fight with who knows a hacker. This hacker dude can knock people's IP's offline for ever and make it look like XBL is down for maintenance. When I try to go to Xboxlive.com it even says it's down for maintenance. It's been saying that for about 5 days now. Will someone please sign on and tell me if XBL is working for you?


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Topic: my cat had kittens.

Posted: 05/05/09 11:53 PM

Forum: General

I love it when I see a kitten. thats why you should post some pics


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Topic: who would win in a fight...?

Posted: 05/05/09 11:52 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 10:41 PM, budda121 wrote: tom fulp or eric bauman?

fulp all the way since he actually looks like he bothers to workout and is out of puberty.

Sorry Can you explain to me why you made this thread?


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Topic: Photoshop My Friend

Posted: 05/05/09 11:51 PM

Forum: General

wrong forums buddy. this belongs in the art section.


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Topic: My neighbor plays porn ... loud!

Posted: 05/05/09 11:44 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 11:41 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: So my neighbor, that perverted porn-addict, watches his porn in loud volume. I hear moans and females screaming about because of this. Is there some sort of law to stop him? I have bravely went up to his house to confirm this to him, but he simply states, "I ain't doing nothing illegal." That prick. I'm also thinking of just calling the damn police on him and saying, "I think my neighbor is killing someone, I heard a female scream multiple times." What do you guys think I should do?

Confront him about it, then if he does nothing call the police and tell them. If It's loud enough to reach the inside of your house. then he can get fined.


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Topic: "You're probably..."

Posted: 05/05/09 11:26 PM

Forum: General

Couldn't have said it any better. Thats Y I try to stay out of the arguments involving opinion.


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Topic: Bedwetting

Posted: 05/05/09 11:23 PM

Forum: General

Sometimes I get pee on my leg and think "OH GOD, IM NOT DREAMING AGAIN, AM I?" Haha so yeah that still haunts me.

yea that reminds me of another dream I had. Everyone has had it. You know, the one where u think you woke up but your actually waking up in your dream? that one....


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Topic: Bedwetting

Posted: 05/05/09 11:17 PM

Forum: General

At 5/5/09 11:13 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I wet the bed until I was 11 and I even wet the bed another time when I was 16 or something because I had a dream that I woke up and was sitting on the toilet.

haha that has actually happened to me b4 lol


30.

Misunderstood

Topic: Bedwetting

Posted: 05/05/09 11:10 PM

Forum: General

Don't fell bad gory. I wet the bed from birth all the way to 10 years old.

go ahead laugh...

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