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also I hate seeing yhomit's part go with him so involved and all near the end. Funguy could make asection with the parts that didn't make it without music or something. it;s your call of course.

statement: I can do one *hesitates* for now... hurry send me a part before I change my mind.

At 3/18/07 04:39 PM, Lost-Wisdom wrote: Why would you do that?

because it would only be the smartest move ever. Then he would have a computer that's capable of running vista by then run the less demanding xp, his computer would be godlike among others.

Another weekend almost over, any updates?

Guys I'm so proud of all of you. We did! we stopped em! I don't how many but at least a hundred of you guys waited outside the bar with me and kidnapped the creators of Newgrounds when they tried to get home! Special thanks to slipperymoosecakes for letting use his closet to store the little guys until the next morning. God... I'm just so proud. It really shows how much we care.

I don't know what everyone's so happy about. We've got to stop them!

At 3/17/07 05:36 PM, MrLuckDuck wrote: 4Chan failed to raid us lol

lol

At 3/17/07 05:34 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Someone had too much green beer today.

pshh. more lieek not enough!

That's right people. I can see it now. It's about 11 or 12 at night. All the happy NG posters are basking in eachothers welcoming warmth of brotherhood. Maybe a flame war starts but we all let it go in the end! We're yawning , tuckered out, ready to get to bed for a nice fitful rest in preperation for the challenges sunday entails. What's that I hear? BigBadRon has thrown his banstick away? And is handing out candy?! And he killed Eric Bauman? What news! Ah the perfect day!

And then...

Thrashing about, Wade throws himself into his room, filled to the eyes with his 300 proof rum and a bottle of moonshine. Joined by Tom and Liljim, both holding bottles of red rocket and dos equus respectively. The following scene plays out:

Wade: F*ck tommy! I am so f*ckin' of my horse.
Tom *giggles and mutters incoherently*
Liljim *in an italian accent*: I've got an idea!
(Tom and Wade look at eachother an start laughing, pointing at Liljim who crashes into Wade's seat and brings up the NG webpage on the computer. Tom and Wade get seats next to him*

Liljim: Let's f*ck with NG!
*Wade laughs hard and nods his head*

Tom: Jimmy no... no.. no.. no.. no... *sees Wade nodding, and because it looksfun starts doing it too* Ya yea yea yea yea...

Liljim: noogai, what a f*ckin pathetic name.
Wade *giggling*: Let me see (laughs) Haha change it.
*Tom replaces noogai with "n00bgay" then switches it to gayn00b*

*All laugh, and Tom vomits all over the keyboard*

Wade: goto the forums! f*ck!
*Tom goes to the forum into general*

liljim: delete the mods accounts!!!! That'll teach the f*ckers!
*Tom passes out at keyboard*

*Wade laughs and pushes him out of the way*

Wade: Bigbadron, banned! Maus, banned!

*Liljim goes on Tom's computer and replace Ng's motto with "Free p0rn on St. Paty's dday!"

*Meanwhile, Wade changes everyone in the top 50's author info to WadeFulp and takes away the 1.6 minimum score for the portal*

Wade: Roffles! Roffles Jimmy!
*Wade vomits on the already putrid keyboard*
*coincidentally liljim vomits simultaneously and pases out at Tom's computer*

*before passing out, Wade changes the Ng logo on the front page to a banner saying "I hate black people! Go Badgers!" He goes to his limewire and posts kiddy porn where the front page icons usually are.* Then he passes out, splashing his face into the puddle of the mixture of his and Tom's puke*

Thus, the FBI came and arrested them, pissed off cuz they were in the middle of a St. Patrick's Day party. The FBI agents then crask into a tree on the way to headquarters.

seriously though, I'm pretty free as well.

Interesting. I actually lik,e the middle part the best.

At 3/16/07 05:00 PM, Eoewe wrote: Recycling doesn't do much except let people feel good about themselves.

Look, it's smog!

That's not smog, it's smug!

I like this thread lol lmao hfs omfg, haha hehe tee-hee

and now...

Foffles!

jayce post it here. I'm bored out of my skull.

wow... a whole day.... dare I ask for comments?

At 3/16/07 06:52 PM, Meebs wrote: thanks dude.

And eKublai, I'm not getting you lol...

in other words, I knew what you were talking about.

At 3/16/07 02:52 PM, Meebs wrote: no...you're part was good :)

I was saying to everyone, please note if you can do another part to fill in the spaces for the parts that we delete.

actually I was implying a question that was implying what your actual implication was.

r you implying something?

At 3/15/07 07:00 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

THe city is so much more complex and dog-eat-dog.

Please explain that better. "Dog-eat-dog" implies simplicity and ferociousness as prevailing factors for success.

To talk about the city you need to come to the city. THen you'll understand why it's not the people we change, but the laws.

I want to know how old you are, what city you live in (not suburb) and then explain to me why you don't understand the second half of crime and punishment . . . enforcement.

You've probably guessed I'm from Chicago. (Yes the city).
ANd what I meant by dog-eat-dog is exactly the definition of enforcement of the city. The law is not enforced on criminals here. There is a constant struggle between law enforcement and criminals that resembles in many aspects, like a war. There are over 30,000 drug busts a year in chicago and it's expected that's not even half of the total amount of actual major drug dealings. And yes, Chicago is a breeding ground for gangs. Not gangs liek you see in the 30's like Chicago is always stereotyped with, because actually run the city. Instead, there are more than 2,000 small gangs in Chicago which are based ethnically, racially, based on gender, and even sexual orientation. There is no problem with the work that law enforcement does in our city. THey do all they can do and we know it. That's why you don't see us protesting all over the place about, because we would. Living in a city like chicago, even where I am where it's considered a relatively safe neighborhood, I still hear gunshots about once every 6 months.

I sent you all that stuff but oh well... Better luck next time.

funguy you think this'll be out by the weekend?

I don't have anything against making your own bullets. you don't seem to. I think people are less willing to do so.

For practicality purposes how does someone in the city make bullets. For instance, most poor urban people live in small apartment buildings. You can just make it from the comfort of our kitchen? Chicago for instance, isn't one of those places where you can just pick any old place and start a controlled fire, which I assume you would need. South Chicago has no abandoned or warehouses alleys like in New York city or something. It's all done in apartment buildings. No backyards, too many buildings. You would pretty much be limited to a kitchen stove or something. And considering they're not trained to respect guns or their uses, why should they do a good job in making bullets? It's a danger to themselves.

here somethin I just made in photoshop with the brush tool.

At 3/15/07 01:39 PM, Memorize wrote: I have a list too and it's very simple.

On-Notice Moron List:

-you

thx but I couldn't possibly be considered my own country

At 3/15/07 04:08 PM, LazyDrunk wrote: So the same bullet is priced different for two different people. Okay, sounds like a great economic foundation to start basing law off of, let's do that of treating everyone who isn't a convicted felon equally.

Bullets arn't people son, people are people.

You disarm law-abiding citizens who depend on the reliability of firearms. That's very bad, especially since our right to bear arms is specially cited in the United States Bill of Rights.

I personally view government's central responsibilities as protecting the borders, building roads and staying the fuck out of my business as much as possible.

Where I come from, the people are taught to respect and understand firearms, how to clean and maintain them, how to fire them. Pistols, revolvers, shotguns, rifles, semi-autos and air guns, they all are treated with respect. I hear stories of the cities and their violence and gang banging and cap popping. Fix these people, not their current object of obsession in guns.

how do you fix someone who doesn't want to be fixed? Someone who finds their whole life they've been treated as a degenerate by the government, their job, and their family. They have no respect for that law. THe city is so much more complex and dog-eat-dog. To talk about the city you need to come to the city. THen you'll understand why it's not the people we change, but the laws. And it makes complete sense that your as libertarian as you are because you couldn't possibly have experienced what poor urban people do. You couldn't see the purpose of government intervention like this. And I'm sure there's stuff about being from where you are that a city kid like me couldn't understand.

Making your own rounds is not illegal! What do you actually know?!

Most people don't make their own rounds though.

What? No.

How can you say that "most people buy guns to kill"? There are millions of gun owners across America, and the VAST majority have NEVER committed a gun crime IN THEIR LIVES.

I didn't say that or at least mean to say that. I said "most people who intend to kill with a gun, buy their gun as opposed to make it"

Or do you think every gun owner has spent ten years in a federal pen?

..how old are you?

how high are u?

Go back to General.

People don't make their own guns, they get them illegally or register for them.

Who makes guns then, robots?

uh... manufactuers? You can still get illegal guns from a dealer.

At 3/15/07 03:17 PM, morefngdbs wrote:

At 3/15/07 12:24 AM, EKublai wrote:

;
What I was saying to you before is that I disagree with you.
THere was a time befor guns & people were violent & killed each other.
I feel the same would be true again. Just because you don't have a gun won't stop people from useing other weapons to kill each other.
No guns may stop the ramdom "Going Postal" attacks from taking place.
But lets not forget about that asshole who blew the whole front off a federal building using a homemade bomb built inside a rental cube van.
I think that piece of works name was Mcvey, his fertilizer & diesel bomb killed a lot of innocent people, NO Gun Was Used!

About 30,000 deaths are caused by guns in the U.S about a third or 10,000 deaths are homocide-related. I'm not trying to act like Timothy Mcveigh's deed is nothing but comparing 10,000 to 168... There's no question that "going postal" attacks are the problem.

Let's count American bombing deaths. Of not just this year but for an extended time
2007
A Riker's island inmate attempts to bomb police headquarters: failed
2006
Terrorist attempting to hijack planes from London to attack America: failed
2004
Two men attempt to bomb New York City subway: failed
2001
Dec 22 Richard Reid and the Shoe Bomb attack: failed
Dec 12 Two Men of the Jewish Defense League attempt to blow up a mosque in California: failed
Sept 11: 2997 dead after the Sept. 11 attacks
2000: Attempt to sink American boat by bombing: failed
1999: Attempt to bomb LA airport as part of millenium attacks: failed
1996: Centennial Olympic Park bombing kills 1
1995
Oklahoma city bombing kills 168
1993
Faile New York Landmark bombing plot: Failed
World Trade Center Bombing kills 6
1988
Japanese Red army terrorist stopped with possession of pipe bombs in N.J: failed
1985
Arab anti-discrimination leader is killed in his California office by bomb explosion: 1 death
1983
U.S Senate bombing kills none after several sticks of dynamite exploded.
1982
AMerican plane is bombed, killing 1 teenager.
1980
Statue of Liberty story room is almost destroyed. No deaths

That's almost 27 years and 3,174 deaths.

Let's go before that. *checks*

since 1900. 27 bombing attempts resulting 179 deaths

Granted those are only major bombings, but do you think that a minor bombing would've resulted in a death when even some major ones didn't?

At 3/15/07 01:45 PM, LazyDrunk wrote:

Never said anything about bannng guns.

It would be easy to enforce these laws, not necessarily that effective, but then again most laws of this type arn't but that doesn't mean we give up on it.

You come in with a hunting license you can buy bullets for whatever cheap cost it is. If you come in with just a regular firearms license, then you gotta pay more. People already wear fake ids, and buy illegally dealed guns so what bad could it do. It's not like drugs where yu have to worry about what else is in your herione.

You give all this reasoning for how easy it is to do things outside of the law. I congratulate you for your ability to make homemade bombs, rounds, whatever. But have you ever noticed that's not the case for most people. For most, people would prefer to buy their weapons to kill. Ever notice how when people want to dispose of a body they first don't make a chainsaw but buy it? People don't make their own guns, they get them illegally or register for them.

doe god himself say that he's perfect. Well I guess he would be since he created what we call morals, living by none himself save for his own. Who are we to judge if we do not practice his morals.

Which country's really grind your gears? Here's my top ten. This is specifically against the people, leaders, or type pf government there unless I specifically say so.

1. North Korea The government, leaders, are killing the people. Little is known about the governments decides past the nuclear weapons issue, such as the constant famine in particular from 1994-1996 where 2 million died.

2. Iran Same as North Korea, and they haven't even come out of the closet.

3. United States, bad war, promising but muddled future, doesn't know how to prioritize foreign relations, and doesn't know how to treat any country that doesn't give back in return.

4. Uganda It sucks to be forced to fight in a war. Even more so when you're 5 years old. The "Invisible Children" of Uganda disapear by the dozens every night to be trained to kill adults and capture children to be brainwashed. A malicious attack by a rebel group against the government is turnign absurdly deadly

5. Croatia Everywhere I went while in split was intolerable. Get some nationality people. Com'on graphitti on the graves of the Middle Ages. That's low. Let's get some culture where you can make Croatia not look like the backstage of a metal/hiphop concert.

Croatia does seem out of place on this list but I just came back and wanted to make note of it.

Dude I'm done arguing with this you win. It wasn't even part of my argument at all. I was stating a freakin hypothetical whatever. My argument isn't even about takig away guns. I wanna stop the mass sale of ammunition. That's why I made the Chris Rock reference. The second amendment gives the right to own firemarms, not specifying the amount of firearms. It might sound like "yeah taking bullets out of the equation is practically taking guns" but does it really take 20 to protect your family?

Note that I would be making exceptions for hunters/policemen