At 11/21/09 02:11 PM, liljim wrote: I'm not interested in the "AIM sucks, get MSN" argument, btw - all of those who I care to talk to use AIM, so that kind of advice won't help.

I don't see why that means we can't have MSN addresses in our profiles, you utter bastard.

You have to be a proper retard to just refer to orientals as Asians.

At 11/21/09 07:43 AM, Leidolfr wrote: [ none of the women ive been with have had umm....any hair there, so, yeah ]

Someone contact the authorities

At 11/20/09 06:00 PM, windowskiller wrote: Here are a few things on NG I don't understand?

1.What are auras?Like I know what they are, but I don't get what they represent.

Basically choose which colour you like most.

At 11/20/09 05:46 PM, Chymeraxe wrote: Literally the first thing I noticed.

You're seeing what you want to see.

fag

At 11/20/09 04:09 PM, DeIirium wrote: Wow are you fucking serious.
Thanks for saving me from the extremely physically challenging endeavor that is opening the door, moron.

Did you just get angry about people opening doors for you?

At 11/20/09 04:02 PM, citricsquid wrote: i can balance my bbs post on dick van dyke

Answer me on Google Wave...yer f

At 11/20/09 04:00 PM, Piss wrote: Well I never balanced anything as a hobby, but I often find myself daydreaming funny situations, such as a poorly produced talkshow in which the guest continually turns towards the wrong camera, never having his front facing the camera, and wearing tennis glasses.

Hilarious.

I like drawing fancy boxed capital letters at the start of paragraphs.

It's worse when you hold a door open for somebody and they don't say thanks.

At 11/20/09 03:58 PM, Sevkat wrote: I can stack my foot up your ass

Bet you can't balance me on it though.

Cosmetic surgery to implant hymen's has been around for a long time already. It's a bit weird.

Balancing stuff on other stuff is pretty much my foremost hobby, it's great fun and can be played anywhere.

Today, I balanced a full 500ml bottle on a metal rail, stood another 500ml bottle on top of that bottle, stood a pen on top and then put a sock over my structure. It looked fantastic, people were admiring it as they walked by.

What can you do, though?

By the way, Kensington is a really rich area, and there are loads of tourists around, let alone foreign embassys, so racism really isn't going to be an issue there.

Kensington is a lovely place :).

Jonathan Ross

Awfully biased and not in the least bit related to IQ.

I don't swear in my home, don't know why. I think I said bugger in school when I was young and got a bit told off.

It's generally the other way round for me, I ask my mum not to swear.

jackgrayner@gmail.com

I'm just going to trawl through this thread and add anyone half decent.

Do more exercise; carry less.

Fuck youuuuuuu.

At 11/19/09 11:44 AM, RazorHawk wrote: I, for one, hope that the universal healthcare bill for the USA doesn't pass.

oh ok

On the off-chance you find a song where the artist has cared enough to sing a message backwards, what are you expecting to find? Freddy Mercury's secret to homosexuality, some ground breaking research from Brian May?

Don't be a retard.

The laws of physics didn't exist prior to the universe, though.

But what's to stop it coming from another universe?

At 11/16/09 07:18 PM, Dalkia14 wrote:

At 11/16/09 07:16 PM, DM692 wrote: That fucking sucks, but really? Sinking one of the rarest cars in the world?

I am disappoint.

not rare. just expensive. like a ferrari.

There are 300 according to the article. 15 in the US.

At 11/16/09 06:08 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: That reminds me of the situation in South Africa. The rich whites own everything and everyone there because of diamond mines, while the poor blacks have it pretty shitty. It's sad that stuff like this happens in the world.

I went to South Africa the other year and blacks now find it much easier to get a job because people hire them to combat that stereotype.

At 11/16/09 05:56 PM, FarOutSk8r02 wrote: a man described as black

racist

What do you guys think is to blame here?

the man who shot them

It's fucking horrible.

At 11/15/09 11:13 AM, NGManiac203 wrote: Why do ppl believe math is only for nerds and should only be used in homework?

Maybe it's not just for homework but you tend not to go around giving people trivial equations to do for fun.

Also the equation was below us that's why we didn't answer it :D.

Nah Tom's compassionate.

gradient is given by the difference in y over the difference in x

Incidentally, do you think ugly people (excl. people that are just really fat or have a big growth etc) actually know it?