At 11/8/09 01:16 AM, Techno wrote: I mean come on? This big ass machine and they notice bread crumbs?

Do you have any idea what the purpose of the LHC is? Of course it will 'notice' breadcrums, it's built to carry out sub-atomic experiments!

Stop complaining you little bitches.

You know the term suspended originally came from being suspended and locked in a cage?

At 11/7/09 04:45 PM, TropicalPenquin wrote: You should test this theory with a more water resilient animal such as a gerbil or a hedgehog.

Are you an idiot or do you just not know what resilient means? Don't use words you don't know how to use.

At 11/7/09 05:12 PM, ChaseApple wrote: I'll post results later.

Don't bother, we're aware you're making this all up to upset people, which incidentally is very very cool.

At 11/7/09 01:39 PM, Jonners wrote: badass

Look at the Bull's horns.

So not very badass at all...

Exactly.

At 11/7/09 01:27 PM, Jonners wrote:

At 11/7/09 01:25 PM, Ejit wrote: Matadors are benders.

But the most badass benders ever!

Little Spanish benders.

Matadors are benders.

It's disgusting that this thread hasn't been deleted.

At 11/3/09 08:56 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote: Thank you for your consideration! For future posters, here is the talk thread, where you can post all about the contest. I hope we manage to get some better submissions here.

In fairness, yours was pretty awful too.

I don't understand you people.

Sickened by a little injected water in a burger of slaughtered animal.

Surely that's a bit pointless.

Whenever someone's been blown up, in the UK we get told "the prime minister has described the attacks as bad", but I don't understand why.

I don't see terrorists relenting just because an old Scottish man says what they're doing is wrong. If anything, surely that's the recognition they want :P.

At 11/3/09 02:53 PM, andhination wrote: Twilight, I feel we have found each other.

Can we all add eachother on msn and make pointless but non-deceptive small talk?

I'm just joking I have a thing to do.

I desperately need something to look forward to, as at the moment all I'm anticipating is certain films and finishing a piece of work, and that makes me sad.

Give me some ideas, what are you looking forward to?

Keep it within a year though.

At 11/3/09 02:45 PM, DumbassDude wrote: I talk to this guy sometimes, and sometimes he replies.

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If I want to talk to someone, instead of just saying hi like a normal person I always make out I have something important to ask them.

Dunno, were all her friends watching and giggling? :P

Shave as soon as you start to get a visible mustache and/or long stray hairs. They make you look all scruffy.

That Littlefoot is good
It gives me wood
Because it's in a forest
And that

fucking don't post more

At 10/30/09 06:19 PM, citricsquid wrote: eh, IDNs have been around for a while.

Really? The article implied, to me at least, that there wasn't the capability yet.

At 10/30/09 06:18 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Well, I think we'll learn our lesson as soon as the terrorists have a web address that says "The west is full of fags" and none of us know what it says because it's in Arabic.

Come to think of it, do languages like Tangerine or whatever even make use of italics? Any language without italics is rubbish.

Looks pretty cool.

But who's going to want to narrow down their audience so much by having such a URL?
Should terrorists and Orientals be allowedto have custom internet addresses?

At 10/30/09 04:22 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Even after reading numerous books about human physiology I could not find the answer, and why am I asking you? I am not. But do feel free to post your opinions on this subject.

Do you mean psychology, or are you reading physiology books?

At 10/30/09 03:30 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: Well the pigs gave us swine flu, so they deserve to die... Ever tried bald eagle, mega goodness

Arabs gave us the common cold, we don't eat them.

At 10/30/09 03:33 PM, TheLambsAreScreaming wrote: And that makes them a "NO HUNT" animal? Really?

What the fuck are you talking about? Don't reply.

At 10/30/09 03:06 PM, coolboycool21 wrote: Look its all the japanese watch this video

That post made no sense. Don't post.

We don't sell winegums to anyone under the age of 18 here, beat that.

At 10/30/09 03:01 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: Pigs read spider webs.

Sorry, what?

Also delete that post with the plane below. Thanks.

At 10/30/09 03:00 PM, citricsquid wrote: dolphins do flips and shit

Pigs find us truffles

God save the pig

So many people condemn hunting dolphins that live a free life, but they eat pigs and cows who have been mistreated their whole life. I'm not an animal behaviourist, but I've heard pigs are very intelligent by human measure, and comparable to dolphins.

What's the rationality?

Oh, and I'm not saying eating dolphins isn't disgusting, because it is, but so are you.

inb4 sp reference

"Great job Stan, now the Japanese are normal like us". I liked that, because it is hypocritical to criticise the Japanese for killing intelligent animals.

It was a good satirical episode in some aspects, I think it's a shame they tainted it with the childish humour of Cartman singing Lady Gaga.

I don't tend to assume a thread with lots of replies is a good thread. I think the contrary can often be the case.

I get annoyed that there's the stereotype of vegetarians and vegans, I feel particularly, are all hippies. I'm pretty much the opposite of a stereotypical hippy. I have nothing against them, but I'm just not one.