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At 8/6/07 11:05 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: Now i only need 42 more.

Life
Universe
Everything

I haven't been on Newground in about a year but a google search brought me here today and I was rather shocked by the changes. I can see the forums have been seriously updated including the long awaited new levels, and there's a new layout. What else is new?

At 11/30/06 04:47 AM, henke37 wrote: right, it will download viruses for you. But it sure as hell wont execute them for you!

That's what the IETab extension is for :)

At 9/25/06 05:49 AM, C41um wrote: $inputthree!=three

Shouldn't that be "$inputthree!=$three"? That would stuff up what you want it to do.

C++ is hard, but worth it. I really hate Visual Basic but mostly due to syntax preference and seeing lots of n00bs use VB to draw rectangles in programming class, idiots like that don't choose C++.

Also, more importantly, C++ is what most professional applications is written in, so its a good language to understand.

At 9/23/06 02:52 PM, CronoMan wrote: PHP? ADVANCED LANGUAGE?? Vb has datatypes, pointer to member, and support for cross language operations. PHP is not advanced just because it uses C style syntax. It is far more limited than VB.

To be honest, I just wrote the first language that came to my head as another example.

At 9/25/06 04:41 AM, CronoMan wrote: When beginners start with something that does everything for them, the chances are they will never make any progress because they will be stuck with what they're doing at the moment (PHP) and never actually move on to something better but harder.

I've seen that happen to a friend of mine, started with Visual Basic 6 and now spends most of his time adding copyright notices to calculator programs that nobody else will ever use.

I think photoshop can, although PrtScrn definately can.

I use this

U mean Stripperella?

I bought a DS, then sold it to buy a PSP when I realised how much it sucks ass. Also, people who say that the DS has sold more are dipshits, tons of people watch Big Brother but that doesn't make it any less the worst piece of shit to ever be shown on TV.

At 9/21/06 08:01 AM, Liquid5150 wrote: Jesus Loves you

You are officially an idiot now

At 9/21/06 08:00 AM, ZenOfAnger wrote: Time to get a new tv you cheap fuck?

It is new, bought it on monday and have had this problem on and off all week.

At 9/21/06 07:38 AM, Mr-Noobiwix wrote: a phone is by it.. like a cell phone

The only cell phones in the house are turned off and in another room. Looks like that isn't it :(

Big penis barraide: 5

Everything I have seen from this group has been top quality animation worthy of front-page

My TV is making a loud clicking noise that sounds like an african language. I think there is something wrong with the set-top bawks. Anyone know what the hell is going on?

At 9/21/06 07:28 AM, Jordan wrote:

At 9/21/06 07:11 AM, Einsidler wrote: lolololololol

What was the point in posting that? Everyone has seen that thread, its no longer funny and posting it in this thread is just pointless.

1) Shitty actionscript is ALWAYS funny
2) Obviously the n00b who started this thread is a n00b, and probably hasnt seen it yet.
3) I am so very, very bored

As a great philosopher once said: LOLJEWS

At 9/21/06 07:24 AM, CunyFunt wrote: I just spent $100 for a Bungee jump and a Tshirt. Yea it was fun and all but lasted like 2 seconds, i feel ripped off.

Whats should have i spent it on?

Hookers and blow

At 9/21/06 07:12 AM, EccinNET wrote: He's not talking about pop-ups. He wants the same effect as when you hover your mouse on a submission in NG's Flash portal.
View NG's source to see teh codez.

I forgot portal even did that lol, I just thought the "Click outside the pop-up to close" in that other code sounded like a pain in the ass for the viewer and was offering an alternative. Also "only works in IE" is never a good thing since IE doesn't comply to any standards except Bill Gate's payroll lol.

At 9/21/06 06:56 AM, Mutank wrote: do u have the action script i need?

setMovietitle (Tanks on Rampage);
TotalFrames (540);

gotoAndPlay(1);

lolololololol

Flash forum people would probably be more help.

At 9/21/06 01:05 AM, Jcrypt wrote:

How could you have already of written a browser in VB if you just started with it like a hour ago? heh, copy/paste? Wrong choice young grass hoppa! :p Nah seriously though i'd start at the beginning.

Simple web browser is the first tutorial that comes with VB.NET.

Personally I think C# is a much better choice to start with than VB.NET coz it does the same functions but uses a syntax more like more advanced languages (eg php, c++). Also, VB6 is shitxor.

Popups are annoying, you could do something with DHTML like the navbar of my website. View source to see teh codez.

14 started with Visual Basic in class, and Casio Basic on my calculator. By the time I turned 15 I had started with some C# which I found cool. Since then I have also learnt php and MySQL to make my website, and even managed to get a job designing the website for my Dad's school. Just a few days ago I decided to start learning x86 assembly, and are really enjoying the challenge.

At 8/1/06 10:24 AM, DrunkAlien wrote:

At 8/1/06 10:12 AM, Einsidler wrote:

At 8/1/06 10:06 AM, DrunkAlien wrote:

At 8/1/06 09:30 AM, Einsidler wrote: Doesn't anyone know who Kirk Johnson is? He is very famous.

Wasn't he the one who made goatse.cx?

Finally someone gets it, congradulations. A winnar is you.

Then I think it's the one who BlueGoober posted...

Is Goatse-man an american football player? I thought that sport was a bit sus but this is rediculous.

At 8/1/06 10:06 AM, DrunkAlien wrote:

At 8/1/06 09:30 AM, Einsidler wrote: Doesn't anyone know who Kirk Johnson is? He is very famous.

Wasn't he the one who made goatse.cx?

Finally someone gets it, congradulations. A winnar is you.

haha, classic story. Funny when shit like that happens to people who aren't me.

Russian ninjas

Doesn't anyone know who Kirk Johnson is? He is very famous.

At 8/1/06 09:15 AM, BlueGoober wrote: What this faggot?

No, the other faggot