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Author Search Results: 'Ehwaz003'

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None

Topic: I Guarantee You Will Laugh...

Posted: 10/24/09 07:35 AM

Forum: General

And here is another one that didn't laugh with it. You are going to run out of cookies fast.


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None

Topic: When a girl sits on my lap

Posted: 10/24/09 07:09 AM

Forum: General

At 10/24/09 06:43 AM, megabad wrote: let me be the first to say that YOU SIR have no idea what a -real- creepy fetish is!!

Do tell us. I'm curious. Fetishes come in many forms... being tied up, feet adoration, high heels, latex clothes, etc. There are lots of fetishes. So do tell what that real creepy fetish is all about. You made me curious.


3.

Sad

Topic: Ever get that feeling?

Posted: 10/24/09 07:06 AM

Forum: General

I had the feeling like the sword of Damocles was hanging above my head, ready to drop at any moment.
I was at work and told that to a co-worker of mine. An hour later the boss calls me in the office and says that I'm fired. I felt weird all that, and so did that co-worker who I told it to.


4.

Happy

Topic: I Found a Magic Turtle :)

Posted: 10/24/09 07:03 AM

Forum: General

Just use your divine powers then to grow back your ear and cast a lightning bolt on the turtle.
Done.


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None

Topic: Your secret passion

Posted: 10/13/09 07:40 PM

Forum: General

At 10/13/09 07:36 PM, sniperleader1337 wrote: i like listening to classical music. it's not "manly" but it fuels the imagination.

So do I. Rachmaninov is my favorite. Not many of my age listen to that, but I don't care. It's not a "girl" thing, it's something you like or not.


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None

Topic: Oh Snap! A Bunch Of Jets!

Posted: 10/13/09 07:39 PM

Forum: General

It's pretty common over here (Belgium) to see them. The only difference is that the F-16's and Mirage planes only get used before going abroad for military operations and when an unidentified plane has to be checked. We usually don't have 5-7 of them at once in the air, but 3 or4 in formation is not uncommon. It's always fun to watch, although you don't always know where they are in the air, since the sound is always a couple of seconds behind the planes and that makes it hard to find them.


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None

Topic: Mental Illness Question

Posted: 10/13/09 07:34 PM

Forum: General

I would seek a professional to get an opinion on this... this is the NG BBS. Don't expect much good advice here. I'm in uni to become a psychiatrist, but I still recommend you use common sense and talk to a professional.


8.

Elated

Topic: Your secret passion

Posted: 10/13/09 07:31 PM

Forum: General

I like giving and receiving hugs. Who wants one????


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None

Topic: Happy Clock Day 2009!

Posted: 08/16/09 12:23 AM

Forum: NG News

A bit too late but still... happy clock day!

Now I'm off to bed, it's 6AM here, AND it's my b-day! :D


10.

Angry

Topic: How does stuff like this get passed

Posted: 05/23/09 07:13 PM

Forum: General

Some ways that made it possible:
- mass voting team
- organised through mailing
- lots of perverts...


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None

Topic: I Hate My Parents..

Posted: 05/23/09 07:10 PM

Forum: General

At 5/23/09 04:49 PM, 2hot2rock wrote: my mom is such a bitch, she always lectures me and shit. never does anything for me, she gets taco bell every fuckin night cause she is too lazy to cook. she does nothing but bitch at me all day, i fucking hate her.

my dad is a fucking loser who mows lawns for a living as a general contracter and pisses me the fuck off. then he comes home and sits on his ass all day on the pc playing fantasy football. yeah pops, youre gonna be an all start all day. he is a power hungry fuck and yells at me dall day.

gaaaah, who else here cant stand their parents?

From my psycho-analystic view:
Your mother probably had parents that lectured her a lot as well, and she didn't feel too well about it. To compensate for this, she turns her attention to you and does the same thing. Her general approach signals a desire to be recognised as someone that is good overall, without having to be lectured. But that is her point of reference from what she experienced in the past, so she does the same thing to you since she doesn't know any other way to handle it.

Your father is lacking something in her life, and compensates it not by doing anything about it, but by running away from it by playing a game. It's not his intention to become an all star, it's just his way to escape from the fact that he didn't achieve more in life.

From the song "the class of 1999": honor your parents, you'll miss them when they are gone.
I sure will...


12.

Goofy

Topic: Found out enemy has tiny dick

Posted: 05/23/09 07:05 PM

Forum: General

It's not the size that matters, it's the jerk that is connected to it. :P


13.

Happy

Topic: Eating and Viewing Newgrounds

Posted: 05/23/09 07:01 PM

Forum: General

I eat while watching things on TV, I can handle this BBS pretty easily. I can watch operations and stuff like that while eating. No problem. So this BBS is no comparison...


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None

Topic: If your penis could talk...

Posted: 05/23/09 07:00 PM

Forum: General

"Let me out of this underwear, it's too dark in here."


15.

Elated

Topic: lol i have a cup of nonsense

Posted: 05/23/09 03:51 PM

Forum: General

At 5/23/09 03:45 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: i believe its wakka wakka wakka wakka not wak

You are correct. It is wacka or wakka. Not wak. I played that game for months on end and it drove my parents nuts.


16.

Goofy

Topic: If I Could Give Up My Modship. . .

Posted: 05/23/09 02:21 PM

Forum: General

I think I wouldn't accept it. I've been a mod before on a very active forum, and I couldn't stop thinking about the reactions I noticed. Each time I noticed a "GTFO", "go die in a fire", etc. remarks, I couldn't stop thinking about how nice and friendly we are for each other when you can vent your frustration anonymously...
I've seen that kind of remarks a lot (hence, that's the work for a mod to notice and take care of) and it demotivated me after a while. And then, after a ban... the remarks and threats from users who think you are always wrong and how they are going to find you and kick your ass, etc....

Oh well, good luck mods. Have a nice day. :P


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None

Topic: Awesome Score & Popularity

Posted: 05/23/09 02:16 PM

Forum: Where is / How to?

The score determines the color. But once it's off the list of the 50 most recent submitted flash movies, the color doesn't have any more reference.

IIRC, Blue = 4.0 or higher score and Green = 3.0 or higher


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None

Topic: NG Vegetarian Community

Posted: 05/23/09 02:14 PM

Forum: Clubs & Crews

At 5/18/09 02:01 AM, Sensationalism wrote: It's been like 6 years for me and some of my family still likes to ridicule me for it.

Welcome!!

Ah, poor you. Just kick them in the ass, LOL.

I'm a vegetarian for 12 years now, but only found out now about this club here. I'll add recipes when I find some time for it. I have lots of recipes. Tried and tested... Mjum. :D


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Resigned

Topic: I'll Photoshop my Dreams

Posted: 05/23/09 02:10 PM

Forum: General

I'd like to know what medication you are taking. That is, if you are willing to tell this. I'm curious to know what it is that generates such odd dreams.


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None

Topic: What do you think of my new haircut

Posted: 05/23/09 02:06 PM

Forum: General

To the OP: I have gotten different styles, colored and permed it, it's length has been from long to very short and now it's a bit over shoulder length. I got numerous positive and negative remarks; but it all boils down to this: I like every style I had. The positive remarks is nice to hear, the negative ones I didn't care about. Some people just want a style that fits THEM, not you!

I'm just trying to point out this: as long as YOU like it, then it's OK.

So, do you like it?


21.

Muted

Topic: < What happened to him?

Posted: 05/23/09 01:55 PM

Forum: General

It looks like he/she French kissed a tiger and this is the result.

So did I... :P


22.

Resigned

Topic: Bend a spoon with your mind??

Posted: 05/23/09 01:53 PM

Forum: General

It can be done, as a matter of fact, I did it so often when I was a kid that I got a school kid into psychiatry because I couldn't help myself... I always made his eraser fly up to his nose. But that wasn't enough, I levitated his pen and let it fly into his ear. Yeah, that was fun. Poor kid is being taken into the isolation chamber after numerous complaints. Ha ha ha, I guess that poor kid is still in some dark isolation room stuffed on tranquilizers and sedated. Oh well...

Didn't believe me? You better! Neither is the story of you being able to bend or lift objects with your mind.

To be honest, I learned a lot from Deepak Chopra, in a BAD way! He claimed the return of the Rishi's (Indian Wise Men) and how they possessed the power to levitate and fly around with super advanced meditation and willpower training. And guess what?
You can take a look at these stunts when you see a performance show nearby. Needless to say, you have to pay lots of money to see them AND I can guarantee you that on the show, something inexplicable will happen (some negative energy source, too much noise, "fill own reason in here", etc.) so that the levitation won't be possible.

I call that freak shows and rip off's. Nothing more, nothing less.


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None

Topic: which anime?

Posted: 05/23/09 01:44 PM

Forum: General

At 5/23/09 01:42 PM, bobbinter wrote: what the hell does ftw mean?

It means: For The Win


24.

Resigned

Topic: Cheerleading Messups

Posted: 05/23/09 01:42 PM

Forum: General

Your forgot the link, dude.


25.

Elated

Topic: If I Could Give Up My Modship. . .

Posted: 05/23/09 01:41 PM

Forum: General

Gooch... don't give your modship to me!

... I hope reverse psychology works! :D


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Topic: Show NG your desktop!

Posted: 05/23/09 01:38 PM

Forum: General

The bird was saved by me when it crashed into the window of my room. Maybe it wanted to attack me, LOL. I saved it and let it rest for a while, then placed it outside before it could really fly again and crash into the window again.

It was still a bit dazed, so I took all the time to take pics of it. So I decided to take one pic and put it as my desktop. Never seen the bird again, didn't expect it either.

Show NG your desktop!


27.

Goofy

Topic: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Posted: 05/23/09 09:27 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

18000 EXP points.

There you go, stat lovers. I'm going outside while you all collect more medals. :P


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None

Topic: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips

Posted: 05/23/09 09:21 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

The game "Choose Your 2012" should have medals, since it already has achievements in-game.

Would like to suggest this game. :)


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None

Topic: some medal games don't give medals?

Posted: 05/20/09 09:01 AM

Forum: Where is / How to?

At 5/20/09 08:37 AM, BGuardian wrote:
At 5/20/09 08:32 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: Could be that Google Chrome is the issue... not sure. In case IE is still installed, have you tried Red Moon with IE?
i have, no medals :(

Damn...

It's a long shot, but if you have different account on your PC, try using one. (or the admin account)
Again: a long shot!


30.

Misunderstood

Topic: Drill to the skull

Posted: 05/20/09 08:57 AM

Forum: General

OK, I read that article a second time and notices that the doctor did the drilling...

My bad. Sorry.


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