60 Years in the future.
*Eggy stumbles onto stage drunk to talk about World War 5 to a local school*
"YOU KIDS DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF WAR. *Hic* You's weren't there when 4chan raided us with 100 members. IT WAS CHAOS. THERE WAS CHILD PORN AND COCKS EVERYWHERE. I was up till 4am in the night fighting it off, we were down to a a small mod patrol of only 4 teenagers. BUT WE FOUGHT THEM, AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN. WE'LL....
*Eggy gets dragged off by security* "LET ME GO...THESE KIDS WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE....YOU WERENT THERE, YOU WERENT THERE MAN"