fooled me.

Me too at first, a bit dissapiinting, but oh well its still amusing.

Oh I see, the voices and background is a fake recording beforehand. Then a moderator chooses one appropiate to your picture.

Theres 100 girls in a warehouse voting on peoples hair, you watch live and submit your picture, I think it's hilarious

http://www.axehaircrisisrelief.org/100gi rls/

I got voted 86% :D >

Reverse psychology is a bitch isn't it?

you see, i do this to test people, to see if they are serious or not, in your case i was not sure, so i threw a bunch of negatives together to get your true response. and whallah! this is your true answer.

it is a good technique isn't it?

Rofl bullshit, you probably didn't even think I'd reply.

Either way doesn't matter now, you know I'm not serious now. So lets get back to it..

EGGYS STOLE MY NAME, HOW DARE HE IMPOSTER ME. KILL YOURSELF AT ONCE.

:Well you do not have to be an overbearing prick about it. Also its plural. meaning multiple, because :multiple is better than singular, like yourself. So please don't be a troll.

Wow you actually think I'm serious. Sad.

Yeah some guy also used a name based on egg products on the internet!!! I'm gonna get that guy!!

Lawl

First off, I'm bi. Get it the fuck right. Second, Newgrounds loves me and would be hopeless without :me. Third, I like scrambled egg breakfast meals from McDonalds especially when they're oversalted.

Please don't confuse me with that loser eggys guy above. I am the true Eggy.

sooo close to first dammnnnn

Grrr goddamit spaces in links, frick frick frick frick

Fixed link >

The Tower

Will be released sooon

Hmm I always see random regs post there just finished games ere...and I've never done it...I'll do it for once just cause, mainly cause I'm happy it's finally done :D

The Tower

Soooo sick of defence games now...

Dry Period

I went through them a lot, it feels different to general lazyness. Recently I worked out what it was after getting close to someone. I realised it was mild depression from being a bit lonely. After I worked out what it was and forced myself to stop feeling so bleak and feel like I can't do it, I started getting more motivated and realised it was myself that burys yourself into the no motivation pit.

Theres no reason to ask here since people can LEAVE REVIEWS ON YOUR FLASH.

Go read them.

Ever see news or other shows where they're like "and this is what it would look like..." and it's just some bad photoshopped picture example and you think...

...they needa hire some people off NG, they could photoshop this way better

I need a voice actor to do an intro storyline in my new game thats almost done. Basically it's very narrative and mystical and dramatic. Kinda like in a trailer.

I'm preferable looking for a girl, but a guy would be ok too.

Add me on MSN if you're interested > Eggy55555@hotmail.com

:D

They don't do a rotation check, they make the arm fully rotatable. Then limit it between 2 rotations. So make it say follow mouse if rotation less then 270 but greater then 230 if hes facing right, then do the same on the other side.

Then just do a check of which side the mouse is on.

if (_root._xmouse > _root.char._x) {
_root.sam._xscale = -100;
} else {
_root.sam._xscale = 100;
}

you may have to reverse it, but you get the general idea

My uncle is 65 and he has been smoking since he was 12 years old.

Ugh it's this kind of ignorant bullshit that gets people killed. So what if hes 65 and fine, he rolled a dice and got a 1 so he lives. You may roll the dice and get a 6, game over, you die.

But if rolling a dice on your life is worth the cost of smoking, I guess go for it. Just be under no illusions that it will make you less healthier and you have a chance of dying.

What type of things does your body seem to be better at and worse at then other people..

I myself never get headaches, pretty much never, not even on a hangover. Also don't get brainfreeze.

But my body makes up for it by giving me stomach aches badly..

I wish hed stop yelling into the mic making it very hissy and fucken annoying

At 1/19/09 02:46 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Now give me the math Eggy.

Devide 0 = Big Bang Explosion.

Making something out of nothing. Theory explained.

Truly believable.

Hey man, no wonder that picture is confusing to you because it's actually missing some words that help you understand it as a christian, here ill help ya bro.

What was your favourite game to movie adaption, and whats your least fav...I was just thinking back on how many there are now and some are just so crap

Max Payne, The Hitman and Postal were god awful crap...

however,

Resident Evil, Silent Hill and Doom were fairly alright..

Hmm what else is there?

I EGGY,

DEMAND YOU STOP MURDERING MY CHILDREN!

At 1/17/09 01:20 AM, Arandompeople wrote: A side scrolling space shooter? There's only a few thousand of those on Newgrounds...

But not many in time with the beat god.

All use of AS2 is gradually orienting toward little games made by little twats.

Gee thanks :/

Well I still use As2, I dunno I might convert one day...I prefer simplicity in coding which is a reason I'm using Flash in the first place instead of going off and learning C++ etc.

I guess it will get phazed out more, but will still be used like some of the older languages in other things around.

Managed to cum from across the room onto your mums face, we both cheered.

Oh crap its the poll on the right onm this page instead... >

http://www.fhm.com/online-games/web-game s-awards-2009-shortlist

At 1/14/09 12:22 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: It's top of the chart anyway, do we really need to?

YES. Only top of the platformers, not top of the competition yet..

Hi, I'm not sure if this is against the rules of the forum, but one of my games is in the finalists for the FHM comp, and they said to post the link everywhere to get people to vote on my game. So will NG'ers help me out and vote up my game the unfair platformer here >

http://www.fhm.com/online-games/platform /the-unfair-platformer-20080918

Thanks a lot!

What the hells with the starting sound..its horrible and you ripped the NG side bits?...

Well god I'm sorry then, I thought since it was now fully working with Tv's consoles and phones that it could be close to shipping around and that maybe it was news.

GOSH SORRY