:Jesus... I'm lucky if I get $30 every 3 months if I'm lucky from my submissions on there. Whatever your secret is... try doing the same here!

Hah, well it's more to do with having some badges in my games. So the games get more hits from people coming back to get badges, as opposed to NG where games are gonna be more buried. Though they did addd medals recently so maybe we'll see something similiar with that.

Hmm Kongregate is making me about $100 a month on there rev share, wonder how NG will go compared to it.

This is great though, another small stream of income is always delicious.

Maybe this will cover me enough so I can stop beating up kids for small change for milkshakes.

tytytytytyty

Little Big Planet thingie

Level design is a pain..you never know what's gonna work till it's done.

Remember Banjo Kazooie, is it just me, or did that have some of the best level design ever.

Why can't games worlds be more like that.

So gotta go to a party soon as something from the 70's.

What should I go as?

I'll actually be going as the best one I see here.

Include pic if ya can :)

Leave a trail of chicken to a dildo

You's don't get one of the greatest cartoons that used to be on..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wreKClK3B GY

BLINKY BILL!

oh god the nostalgia :D

Heres it not working with the slide

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/230209/6 2089_Eggs_Adventure.php

and heres it working without the slide

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/230209/6 2249_Eggs_Adventure.php

i can't figure out this simple thing..

I had it as

speed = 5

if (_root.ground.hitTest(_x+(hit._width/2), _y-(hit._height/2), true) or _root.ground.hitTest(_x+(hit._width/2), _y-3, true) or _root.ground.hitTest(_x+(hit._width/2), _y-(hit._height), true)) {
_x -= speed;
}

if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT)) {
_x += speed
}

and this worked fine so I decided to change it and make it

_x += speed
speed += 1
}

and now it wont hit the wall at all, if i put on a trace on the wall, it doesnt even register the hitTest.

Eh I'm baffled wioth this simple thing :/ small mistake somewhere?..

Well I didn't quit college, I just didn't go to it in the first place. I make flash games full time and live off sponsership money :) and Armorgames offered me to go work in there office, so I might be doing that soon.

So from my point it worked out great and i love my job :) just make sure you don't half ass it and practice all day every day.

Hearing a girl moan is great, but it still leaves the feelings of wishing they were there (long distance relationship)

if you can meet up later tho, then its fun to fool around :p

At 2/17/09 03:38 AM, JarrodK wrote: That wasn't the X, it was the 2L water.

Yup. Lol at people that think drinking 2L of water = 2L of water for the body. Your body will get rid of it cause theres too much in there.

You have to drink mouthfuls at a time fool...

Shoot the girl you love and who loves you in the head to save 1 billion people.

Do it?

Don't do it?

Drunk poker is more fun I reckon, me and my friends don't seem to slow down, if anything it gets faster due to people making stupid bets quickly without thinking.

Depends on the crowd and how well they handle there alcohol I spose.

3. I want it for free

Thinkings fun. You should try it!

Take your own advice for point number 3.

DON'T GIVE OUT ADVICE IF YOU'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING DONE IT

So sick of them people...aren't you?

Don't join the military it's bad! - Have you ever joined the military?
Don't play video games, you'll become violent! - Do you even fucking play video games?
Don't use conventional medicine use natural healing - Have you tried normal medicine?
If you smoke weed you'll die - Have you ever smoked it just once?
If you masturbate you'll go blind! - Have you masturbated before?
Theres only pedophiles on the internet!! its bad! - Do you even use the internet ever?

Any more I've missed?

BEFORE GIVING OUT ADVICE ON WHATS BAD. MAYBE GET SOME EXPERIENCE FIRST.

No!! No. No. I'm afraid no.

At 2/11/09 04:54 PM, The-Super-Flash-Bros wrote: This is my favourite article on programming in a while. I'd imagine most of you haven't had to deal with trying to programme in a corperate office environment, but trust me, these kind of interruptions happen to me about every 30 mins:

http://alexthunder.livejournal.com/30981 5.html

Tom-

An interesting read!, so true.

I wish you the best of luck with that. If you don't mind me asking, how long have you been wait-listed?

Mmm 2 months going on possibly forever..

Lol OP you replied to everyones posts cept the one guy on the frontpage who is right. Well in my opinion anyways, it's because of having history with someone. Love is something that grows over time and becomes very attaching...so even though you're better for her and she knows it, it's hard to leave someone else shes been with for a while that shes attached to, it's hard to just break a bond...I'm in a similiar situation :(

Wow you poor thing

At 2/9/09 12:50 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote:

At 2/9/09 12:22 AM, Eggy wrote: Why don't you stop eating, drinking and sleeping too.

You'd die.

No really?

Cause they're also natural human urges.

They're more like human necessities than urges.

So is sex/masturbating. The consequences arn't as quick but it can easily lead to prostate cancer and mental problems and not to mention the huge build up of stress.

But if the OP is still masturbating but doesn't want sex, then it's just ridiculous because when you masturbate i'm sure youd rather a pussy then your hand even if it's just to get it over with.

Why don't you stop eating, drinking and sleeping too.

Cause they're also natural human urges.

So I'm walking into post office after finally getting all the shit together for my passport application, and I look down and the passport photos had been blown out ofd my hand and lost even tho i was holding onto them tightly...now I have to redo them and wait a few more days to reapply for meeting. FUCKFUICKFUCK.

Any type of official application always fucks up with me, I have the worst luck, I see "NO MAKING MISTAKES" so I make fuck loads of mistakes

Job applications
Passports
Drivers License
Bills
Ordering things

anything, I always make some fuken small mistake on them and if you scribble over them sometimes they don't accept it and have to fucking redo..

FUCKFAEBT

Im just fucken raging

Saw the smoke coming from the bush and went and drove to have a look at the bush fire just downtown today and took some pics, stopped the car and watched the planes bomb it with water. Quite interesting...

16Th!!!!...Damn.

The title typo is amusing...you're a NOB in flash...

:te he he....

Turn your head to both sides
Tilt your head both sides
Roll you shoulders up and around
get up and take a deep breath and loosen up your upper body
Now sit back down to the forums and sit up straight

There, now doesn't that feel better.

fooled me.

Me too at first, a bit dissapiinting, but oh well its still amusing.

Oh I see, the voices and background is a fake recording beforehand. Then a moderator chooses one appropiate to your picture.

Theres 100 girls in a warehouse voting on peoples hair, you watch live and submit your picture, I think it's hilarious

http://www.axehaircrisisrelief.org/100gi rls/

I got voted 86% :D >