I passed school with B's and A's and I never once did homework

At 9/4/09 01:10 AM, MonkeyV wrote: Newgrounds has The Worst Flash Ever.
That is it's purpose, Mr. Eggy.

I think you made a typo there!

At 9/2/09 09:40 PM, BoMToons wrote:

At 9/2/09 08:59 PM, Coaly wrote: I went to see a chiropractor last week, saw the x-rays today, my spine gradually rotates left, and

He also told me my shoulders/pelvis were out of alignment. And it's true...mostly due to how I sit at my computer though. I've consciously tried to unshift them back to the right direction and have already seen improvement over the course of a month.

He told me I needed to come in for treatment for a few months, but they all say that no matter what condition you're in...it's their racket.

I have the same problem currently :S I always had my hand slightly further up on the keyboard and had my left leg up on the chair, so now my hips are unbalanced and its killing my shoulder. I'm trying out putting my right leg up instead to balance it..hopefully i dont just ruin both :P

People say it's to have fun... but I'm not convinced..

Surely Tomfulp the god has a higher purpose for us all!!?

Come here nurse...thats it...I loves you..

I think you're a bit late..

I can't stop daydreaming..it's like 90% of my day..it's like a crack addiction.. but it does help be creative.

Looks pretty neato

Hmm I gotta learn not to submit when awesome frontpage header games are submitted :P oh well 2nd is still cools

YEAHHHH PLEASURE ISLAND! WHERES THE WALRUS PIT

Omgs thankyou all.

But now im too old for NG and have arthritis and can no longer make flash!

sadface.

Sigh bump.

At 7/20/09 01:08 PM, Finnish-animator wrote: be sure that the layer( where the movieclip is) isn't a guide layer.

It is not a guide layer.

So in my games I'm getting this weird weird bug. When I go to the next frame some of my moviesclips are dissapearing.

Now I've changed all there depths so they're different and I've removed all MC's before going to the next frame.

Now heres the weird bit, if I go onto the MC, and put ANYTHING, like "trace(this)" then if I test my movie, it doesnt dissapear anymore, its as if flash literally LOST the MC till i pointed towards it.

Anyone have any clue on how to fix this besides manually making my MC do something everytime.

Hot bloke

I've been struggling with wether tipping is a good idea or not. In australia the wages are in the meal already so they get a fair wage. America of course has to make it through tips.

Australia always getting an average wage
America, a waiter will get a lower wage one week, a higher wage another

Does it even out? and does it make better waiters cause they needa work for there tips? hmmm

Anyone seen these cute as nerdy pillows? :P

http://www.mysuitestuff.com/shop.html

I totally wanna get the flash one just for the novelty aspect. Tom should give some of these out as prizes and sell them in the sore.

Also America has more people, so you still have MORE overweight people then us by far since our population is smaller.

A bump for Luis.

I think thats a great idea OP.

(Believe in stupid things, and you'll get stupid solutions)

But hey, at the least the solution will seem to actually work!!

ITS A MIRACLE!

I know a lot of you are under 18 so,

Are yous like me and just wish you had a good place to go Flash? Or where do you find you work best? any other places besides the typical room? Schools? laptop somewhere?

I wish I had an office, a place I could ditch my problems and just go cut away from everyone else and just work for a day. My room was ok for a while but my mother and half brother screaming is becoming a nightmare.. and I'm not exactly rich enough to move out just yet.

Dunno how this topic will be received here, just on my mind and thought I'd see how you other flash'ers feel.

At 6/11/09 08:48 AM, Dugh wrote: Revenue split? (Sponsors, ads, etc.)

50/50 in general. But if you do more work it im sure yous can work something out.

I myself arn't looking for someone, but my close friend is. I wanted to post this for him because he's not on very much and is looking for a motivated person and I wanted to say he's great to work with :)

He's mainly an artist/animater but can also do coding. Some stuff he's been involved with with me>

Art -

Fur Ball, by Eggy Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

Art and design -

Hyper Square, by Eggy Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

Add him on MSN here > drewmckenna@hotmail.com

Anyone feel free to add and maybe get anything started :)

J1mp you so gonna find a scripter to make that sheep game!

Meh I have so many I dunno what to post. Ill show my egg platformer, we did one/two level and then artist got a new job and couldnt continue and my glitches were annoying that I just stopped.

Arrow keys to move

http://www.swfcabin.com/open/1244615038

(spamtheweb was messing with my swf strangely :S)

It's funny how the christians say god made evolution. Yet they still also follow the bible, which the main story of the bible is that god made earth in 7 days.

I'm sorry guys, but you can't have it both ways. I know it would be nice, but you can't.

What does work, is people with belief and faith in god, but no religion.

Once you put religion, rules and some old stories, everything you know falls apart in the real world.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world /2009/05/19/2009-05-19_missing_link_foun d_fossil_of_47_millionyearold_primate_sh eds_light_on_.html

A team of researchers Tuesday unveiled an almost perfectly intact fossil of a 47 million-year-old primate they say represents the long-sought missing link between humans and apes.

Bam! Also notice google changed its homepage pic to a pic of the fossil in celebration.

Not that it matters for a religious argument, since christians just believe god created evolution now.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

WASD to move

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/290409/8 1739_Factory_Turret.php

I wanna move a turret on a really thin wire, but the problem is it gets stuck sometimes if i just use a tiny hitTest.

So looking for any ideas on a way to set it out, how can i get it accurately snapping too it?, more a logic problem then i can do the coding, tho you can add it if you want to help. ideas? ima just stumped atm

Aus is best

Yay I made 3 cents so far! feel the fury