Also America has more people, so you still have MORE overweight people then us by far since our population is smaller.

A bump for Luis.

I think thats a great idea OP.

(Believe in stupid things, and you'll get stupid solutions)

But hey, at the least the solution will seem to actually work!!

ITS A MIRACLE!

I know a lot of you are under 18 so,

Are yous like me and just wish you had a good place to go Flash? Or where do you find you work best? any other places besides the typical room? Schools? laptop somewhere?

I wish I had an office, a place I could ditch my problems and just go cut away from everyone else and just work for a day. My room was ok for a while but my mother and half brother screaming is becoming a nightmare.. and I'm not exactly rich enough to move out just yet.

Dunno how this topic will be received here, just on my mind and thought I'd see how you other flash'ers feel.

At 6/11/09 08:48 AM, Dugh wrote: Revenue split? (Sponsors, ads, etc.)

50/50 in general. But if you do more work it im sure yous can work something out.

I myself arn't looking for someone, but my close friend is. I wanted to post this for him because he's not on very much and is looking for a motivated person and I wanted to say he's great to work with :)

He's mainly an artist/animater but can also do coding. Some stuff he's been involved with with me>

Art -

Fur Ball, by Eggy Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

Art and design -

Hyper Square, by Eggy Type: Game Rating: Ages 13+

Add him on MSN here > drewmckenna@hotmail.com

Anyone feel free to add and maybe get anything started :)

J1mp you so gonna find a scripter to make that sheep game!

Meh I have so many I dunno what to post. Ill show my egg platformer, we did one/two level and then artist got a new job and couldnt continue and my glitches were annoying that I just stopped.

Arrow keys to move

http://www.swfcabin.com/open/1244615038

(spamtheweb was messing with my swf strangely :S)

It's funny how the christians say god made evolution. Yet they still also follow the bible, which the main story of the bible is that god made earth in 7 days.

I'm sorry guys, but you can't have it both ways. I know it would be nice, but you can't.

What does work, is people with belief and faith in god, but no religion.

Once you put religion, rules and some old stories, everything you know falls apart in the real world.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world /2009/05/19/2009-05-19_missing_link_foun d_fossil_of_47_millionyearold_primate_sh eds_light_on_.html

A team of researchers Tuesday unveiled an almost perfectly intact fossil of a 47 million-year-old primate they say represents the long-sought missing link between humans and apes.

Bam! Also notice google changed its homepage pic to a pic of the fossil in celebration.

Not that it matters for a religious argument, since christians just believe god created evolution now.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

WASD to move

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/290409/8 1739_Factory_Turret.php

I wanna move a turret on a really thin wire, but the problem is it gets stuck sometimes if i just use a tiny hitTest.

So looking for any ideas on a way to set it out, how can i get it accurately snapping too it?, more a logic problem then i can do the coding, tho you can add it if you want to help. ideas? ima just stumped atm

Aus is best

Yay I made 3 cents so far! feel the fury

:Jesus... I'm lucky if I get $30 every 3 months if I'm lucky from my submissions on there. Whatever your secret is... try doing the same here!

Hah, well it's more to do with having some badges in my games. So the games get more hits from people coming back to get badges, as opposed to NG where games are gonna be more buried. Though they did addd medals recently so maybe we'll see something similiar with that.

Hmm Kongregate is making me about $100 a month on there rev share, wonder how NG will go compared to it.

This is great though, another small stream of income is always delicious.

Maybe this will cover me enough so I can stop beating up kids for small change for milkshakes.

tytytytytyty

Little Big Planet thingie

Level design is a pain..you never know what's gonna work till it's done.

Remember Banjo Kazooie, is it just me, or did that have some of the best level design ever.

Why can't games worlds be more like that.

So gotta go to a party soon as something from the 70's.

What should I go as?

I'll actually be going as the best one I see here.

Include pic if ya can :)

Leave a trail of chicken to a dildo

You's don't get one of the greatest cartoons that used to be on..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wreKClK3B GY

BLINKY BILL!

oh god the nostalgia :D

Heres it not working with the slide

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/230209/6 2089_Eggs_Adventure.php

and heres it working without the slide

http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/230209/6 2249_Eggs_Adventure.php

i can't figure out this simple thing..

I had it as

speed = 5

if (_root.ground.hitTest(_x+(hit._width/2), _y-(hit._height/2), true) or _root.ground.hitTest(_x+(hit._width/2), _y-3, true) or _root.ground.hitTest(_x+(hit._width/2), _y-(hit._height), true)) {
_x -= speed;
}

if (Key.isDown(Key.RIGHT)) {
_x += speed
}

and this worked fine so I decided to change it and make it

_x += speed
speed += 1
}

and now it wont hit the wall at all, if i put on a trace on the wall, it doesnt even register the hitTest.

Eh I'm baffled wioth this simple thing :/ small mistake somewhere?..

Well I didn't quit college, I just didn't go to it in the first place. I make flash games full time and live off sponsership money :) and Armorgames offered me to go work in there office, so I might be doing that soon.

So from my point it worked out great and i love my job :) just make sure you don't half ass it and practice all day every day.

Hearing a girl moan is great, but it still leaves the feelings of wishing they were there (long distance relationship)

if you can meet up later tho, then its fun to fool around :p

At 2/17/09 03:38 AM, JarrodK wrote: That wasn't the X, it was the 2L water.

Yup. Lol at people that think drinking 2L of water = 2L of water for the body. Your body will get rid of it cause theres too much in there.

You have to drink mouthfuls at a time fool...

Shoot the girl you love and who loves you in the head to save 1 billion people.

Do it?

Don't do it?

Drunk poker is more fun I reckon, me and my friends don't seem to slow down, if anything it gets faster due to people making stupid bets quickly without thinking.

Depends on the crowd and how well they handle there alcohol I spose.

3. I want it for free

Thinkings fun. You should try it!

Take your own advice for point number 3.

DON'T GIVE OUT ADVICE IF YOU'VE NEVER EVEN FUCKING DONE IT

So sick of them people...aren't you?

Don't join the military it's bad! - Have you ever joined the military?
Don't play video games, you'll become violent! - Do you even fucking play video games?
Don't use conventional medicine use natural healing - Have you tried normal medicine?
If you smoke weed you'll die - Have you ever smoked it just once?
If you masturbate you'll go blind! - Have you masturbated before?
Theres only pedophiles on the internet!! its bad! - Do you even use the internet ever?

Any more I've missed?

BEFORE GIVING OUT ADVICE ON WHATS BAD. MAYBE GET SOME EXPERIENCE FIRST.

No!! No. No. I'm afraid no.

At 2/11/09 04:54 PM, The-Super-Flash-Bros wrote: This is my favourite article on programming in a while. I'd imagine most of you haven't had to deal with trying to programme in a corperate office environment, but trust me, these kind of interruptions happen to me about every 30 mins:

http://alexthunder.livejournal.com/30981 5.html

Tom-

An interesting read!, so true.