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Shellfish are the most hellworthy of all trespasses. The government should drop all concerns now and scuba away all the fucking delicious sins of the ocean.

Oh, and by the way all of the anti-gay rhetoric is based on the theory that women are inferior to males, and that gays are trying to be women, so now instead instead of thinking of males as big old tough MFers that play ball, play some tunes, join some clubs, shoot some laserguns, and need sommina eat evy day or they'll run away and find a new "wife", I want you all to sit back, relax, and dream......

Oh and this isn't a threat but I kill people if they cross that line, so watch out...

The most obvious observations of white supremacy:
1. They are willing to kill any living thing except their own father, due to incest and emotional instability.
2. They make up half of the things they say, the other half are things they heard their dad say.
3. None of them actually know any black people.
4. Evidence has linked racism to rape, molestation, incest, necrophilia, zoophilia, black prostitution, and murder. Hilter himself dated his preteen niece (until she left him for a Jew), and the majority of white prison gang members were themselves only captured in response to a push for stricter sex crime prevention from the public. Even Strom Thurmond has admitted fathering a child with a black woman before filibustering for 2 days for the cause of segregation.
5. White Americans never bought, fought, or even asked to be in control of this land from the natives.
They assumed power the way they always have; They made it up and put themselves in charge.

Your mouth spews arrogant trash, the words devoid of knowledge and history. Your "opinion" is worthless and is a danger to others.

Think of yourself like this: YOU walk into a room, claim you are totally superior in every way, threaten everyone there, and then stand there like you're some kind of dog that won a turd eating contest. No one loves you because they can't, you won't let them, and worse, no one is frightened of you either.

I am white, and I want you to explain this to me. My grandfather was orphaned with his sister as a small child, literally left on the train tracks. He and his sister was adopted by a young Cherokee couple. The odd result of this is that their last name had been changed by white people to Ramsey, meaning that white people are indeed oppressing each other as well as everyone else. This I suppose is to be expected from a race of people so frightened of being naked that they shit all over themselves and died in mass numbers (then blamed someone else;)). I feel like the smartest person on the planet when I talk to these people (and I live in Missouri, I do talk to these people, that's how I know with dead certainty about the dad thing and the incest).

Keep your opinions coming because you are a fucking joke.

It is all as simple as this:::
We are talking about a mass of people who pray to a book (illiteracy arguements aside) mostly written by a guy who dunked babies in water and then told us all about how God rapes virgins and kills the child because he loves to do shit like that and to cap it all off he says we are all going to die at the same time and burn forever and ever next to what appears to be the opposite of god, or maybe just a cheap asian knockoff, who really cares, right?

So if the people shoving this down your throat start touching the kids then maybe it is your own dumbass fault for buying this supercult nonsense in the first place.

All of your shit sucks, threadwood.

what does a farting rat "mean"?
You fucked up a jawbone on a live model. Total diss to your skills.
You drew some old man's ass. Had to tell people what it was.
Going to free drawing nights at the Y doesn't give you technical skills. It makes you an asshole, because you can see people every day, and you just suck.
A picture of a black woman smoking a joint is meaningless and was amateur in composition.
No more complaints from you.

threadwood.

What about the 5th post where I show my basic technical skills? Was it on a different page?

Punk ass bitches never fuck the fuck off.

Criticism should be helpful.
No more whining from shit sucking photoshoppers.
I have all the motherfucking skills. You photoshop heads onto dicks.

Good. Fuck off.

What kind of punk bitch draws on a burrito wrapper anyways?

If you don't like ink abstraction then keep yourself where you can be useful.

Photoshop.

Am I an artist yet?

no you are still a punk bitch. Deal with it smartass.

See now I know neither of you looked because why I am pissed today is in the posts.

At 5/15/09 12:42 PM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: The cool thing about M-16's is that the small, fast ammo loads provide the additional advantage of simply maiming combatants, causing moral dilemmas amongst the enemy, and if desired, later interrogation of aforementioned pile of casualties.

Which is what I look for in a hunting rifle.

It does today because I was pissed before. And that is what invalidates opinions.

Photoshopper. Your opinion is less desired.

I like the robot atlas concept. I always wondered why so many artists use the round version of the world when making atlas when in truth the earth was believed to be flat when the story was written.

You didn't look. There are many pictures here already that are better than some farting cartoon rat.
Some of those "scribbles" took two or three days to complete.

I know they're not paintings of dudes making out but if you look at them there is a lot of work done to them.

At 5/15/09 12:23 PM, threadwood wrote: I'm not getting any of these, sorry. The first two look like the paper towels I use to wipe my ink brushes on.

Oh, I know. All of your art posts are just SOO GREAT. Loved the "farting and burping hairball."
Dick.

The other Forums are bullshit. I went over to politics to rant yesterday and they deleted half of my posts. They were legitimate posts, I didn't spam or anything.

So fuck y'all over there.

At 5/14/09 11:02 PM, ForcedDj wrote: OH NOES, TAT ARAB PRES IZ GONA TAK MY GUNS. IMPEACH THAT PRESIDNT.

Sadly, that is what most GOP and Gun Owners think, that Obama is going to remove their guns. He is still going to enforce the 2nd Amendment, just going to not allow anyone to buy Assault Rifles.

It doesn't really matter in America. American assault rifles are Pure American Trash. The M-16 is the worst rifle ever, let alone assault rifle. No power, no range, no control, no full auto, its awkward, unscopable, the flamethrower attachment doesn't really work, it gets really really hot because of the gas recycler that runs the length of the barrel, and it's aluminum alloy, meaning it conducts heat incredibly well, the forestock is a joke, and more, like how the recoil loader mech springloads most of the bullet's forward momentum directly into your shoulder, requiring that goofy ass long barrel to bring the bullet speed up to normal, or the poor ass rate of misfire and total lack of accuracy.
USA has lost some very loser ass battles due to the M-16. So good riddance.

At 5/14/09 09:22 PM, Elfer wrote: So you stand for the rights of the transgendered so hard that you think they should preclude the rights of two dudes or two ladies who want to be a pair of dudes or ladies together?

Sorry about the above comment, I just woke up and misread the question.

And yes, I believe that if you are fucking, make some kids. Human genitalia is sensitive because it has been upright for a while, it's been wetting and drying and cultivating skin and nerves, and although this is one of the main sources of fame to this site, it isn't so great as to warrant warping laws around it, like prostitution or more importantly rape and incest/pedo/necro/zoo laws.
Homosexuality isn't bad or victimizing anyone, but it is ineffective at reproduction. You also should never love someone because of their sexual organs. You are bound to fail with that method.
SO CHANGE IT UP AND SHUT THEM UP. Fuck funding laws, no one has ever gotten anywhere in this country by obeying the government anyways. You're trying to change Dem/Rep attitudes, yet these people were selected by groups that have put so many whoremongers, theives, murders, and liars in office that you would thing nobody would vote for them anymore, but they do because they run like WalMart, collecting big bills and smashing out the competition. So to hell with it.

I believe that if sex change operations progressed to the point of actual gender reassignment there would be no arguments. Especially from all these cousin fuckers here who are trying to never see a penis because lucky them they are warm blooded and their clothes are so great they can bust into some C-meat and not technically sin in their non-nakedness.

How about hermaphrodites, how can they not be gay? Are we discussing Eugenics in this forum?
Frogs have the ability to change gender. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

Hey now, they've survived two nukes. Pass me the placenta.

I am against Gay Marraige because I stand for the rights of the Transgendered, and for the advancement of the science of the sex change operation. There I said it.

At 5/14/09 02:30 PM, Ericho wrote: Because then they'd just shoot you in the head.

Foo you gots to where a helmet. Even as tiny as the human brain was I were is my helmet.

No oral sex but yeah I like it.

sketch pad drawing, if this is the place...

If you don't believe me, then let's check archeaology.

WHO KILLED THE GREEKS?
A. Not Jews
WHO KILLED OFF THE NORDIC MYTHS?
A. Ok, no wait it was the CHRIST BOYS
WHO HAVE REPEATEDLY GENOCIDED ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS GROUP?
A. The Jewish church has no known genocides to its name.(unlike the Catholics and christians)
WHO OFFERS A TWO HOUR LECTURE ON SHIT AND PISS BEING EVIL WHILE GESTURING TOWARDS A MAN BEING EXECUTED?
A. Well, it gives me the Heebie-Jeebies, but no...

At 5/14/09 01:41 PM, Esshole wrote: I'm very different from most of you.

And to me, the origin of Christianity is interesting enough, how it came about in a time where you'd be killed just for messing with the Jewish church, not even mentioning Jesus proclaiming, "I'm the son of God." And getting that many people to follow someone in that time period.

Hey chico, jews never acted like that. John the Babtist was a Jew, exiled from the church for being a bit fucking weird with the baby dunking (he wrote a book about a virgin hungry God that plans to end the world by ((get this)) COUNTING people and asking them how old they are and whether or not they are virgins and if things check out he plans to throw you in the back of a van and drive off to "heaven". Everyone else can rot in eternal fire.) AND ol J T B wrote a book that villianized the jews, saying they killed their own, but you know what? No damn Jews tried to kill him! Know what I'm saying?

The problem with guns in America is simple. For the first time anywhere on the planet, a human culture has mass produced lethal weapons, but not the armor to defend themselves with.

Would any poisonous animal use its poison if it were not immune to it themselves?

How much could some mass produced kevlar really cost? I am sure if you made enough for everyone it would soon sell...It's basic supply and demand.

Are gun owners stupid? I own a gun and I scored a 36 on my ACT.
Guns are another projectile weapon. Treat them like one and you will have no problems.

Fuck you, man. I don't work and Fuck if I'll work for you. It's just like how we enslaved Africans and made them make coats and pants.

Africa is too fucking hot to wear coats and pants in!

And fuck the food industry too! Like I need to set something on fire before I stick it in my mouth.
Cooking food is the one and only explanation for malignant cancer anyways, with all the O2 ing of hormones and steroids. We're growing burning parts, chico!

So fuck Capitalism. All those greedy little fingers stroking their cousins...
You'd think that people would notice that they all grow in the same way, that there are no babies with adult hands or shit, and that is what is damaged and won't grow when you fuck ol' half sis dad once removed, but they don't because they ticklez.

And Fuck communism, ain't a damn thing wrong with me that a doctor can help, less they got some weed!!!!

Police Forces were invented in Taoist China to prevent women from stealing car stereos and selling drugs, as the oppression of women had climbed to its maximum.

Taoists did not believe in the afterlife, rather, they believed by having sex all day with whores would make them feel so good they would never die. Women became fucktoys, pure and simple, they were just the fucktoys of immortality. Due to mass appeal?, the emperor handed down a new order that men and women were not allowed to walk on the same side of the street (hear that? At least there were water fountains in the 1900's) and employed to the state 3000 new mercenaries to enforce it.

Never before had the world seen the old 5/0. Even the europeans practiced lynch mobbing as opposed to hiring guns. To this date, the formation of police and the fortification thereof is always parallel to a social oppression.

I've studied medicine before and let me tell you all something about female orgasms:

1. Female ejaculate is made of maltodextrin (a B-vitamin and a carbohydrate). That is why it has a buttery smell.

2. Female ejaculate can be measured in liters.

3. Female ejaculate is emitted near the opening of the vagina, through the Bartholin's Gland.

4. The clitoris is actually formed as the alternate of a head of a penis, and should be handled as such.

As for female masterbation, many women can go straight to hell for all I care. It's all me when I get down.