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I had sex with one.

At 6/4/09 05:23 PM, GeoPowa wrote: Did that happen to you dude? LOL

All of it except the me crying part. Damn.

Aight.

All this shit happened to me when I joined. Can I go now?

The hands and feet are poorly drawn. Other than that I have no idea what you are talking about.

Shift 4 because I liked the previous titles.

At 6/4/09 04:03 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 6/4/09 10:11 AM, EggSnake wrote: We are talking about a mass of people who pray to a book (illiteracy arguements aside) mostly written by a guy who dunked babies in water and then told us all about how God rapes virgins and kills the child because

All that stuff happened willingly. Do your research.

No! No It Did Not! God flew in and told Mary she had to have his baby (she was married for christ's sakes) and if she didn't all of men's souls would burn in hell! Then he called Abdul and the boys to come get a look! It was a fucking rape!

What people don't seem to get is that it is a bit of a logical flaw to assume that birthing a child can affect the womb of the very child being born. Even in the instance of multiple pregnancies, the effect on the body is equal to tripping and busting your ass. It has very few long term physical effects. Consider the hymen. Certainly, if within the time that humans evolved and walked upright the hipbones have adjusted for childbirth (how is a slight mystery, since the very act of birth would logically mark the end of genetic transfer), then logically a small piece of skin in the very same area would have vanished long before. For this kind of effect to have occured, there would have to be repeat cases of 10+ births for millennia upon millennia.

Also, you never can trust wikipedia with anything.

You should carry some dog mace. It's not harmful, it's just capsaisin with a propellant. My mailman always leaves a can in my yard because I have a Saint Bernard. I don't know where he gets it but I'm sure you could buy some.

At 6/4/09 03:23 PM, EggSnake wrote:

At 6/4/09 03:01 PM, cuestaluis wrote: I love it when they fight back.
Make a better sketch and I'll shut up. (Also the skin around the elbows is softer on females, unlike what you're saying, so get the sand out of your vagina)

And I'm not taking any advice from a man with a cervix.

At 6/4/09 03:01 PM, cuestaluis wrote: I love it when they fight back.
Make a better sketch and I'll shut up. (Also the skin around the elbows is softer on females, unlike what you're saying, so get the sand out of your vagina)

You are a ridiculous man-bitch that I will smack-fuck to death if you don't watch yourself.

The skin around the elbows are softer because of the previous statement that the chest is smaller. The skin doesn't stretch as much when they move.

Haven't any of you seen those games where you try to guess whether it is a girl's ass or a guy's?
None of you are invited to my birthday party.

I saw an episode of Wild West Tech just the other day. How sad.

First of all, a cervix is a golfball sized tissue opening that leads to the uterus. It has little impact on drawing the body.

Second of all, it is a small sketch in a small book, so yes it does look imperfect.

Third, these are facts I have obtained from:
Drawing human anatomy, Peck
Dynamic Anatomy, Hogarth
Gray's Anatomy, Gray
Atlas of Clinical Gross Anatomy, Moses, Banks, Nava, Peterson
Spider-man Fan sites.

And I don't play final fantasy.

Jesus isn't real and John the Babtist fucked his daughter. One of the daughters he had with one of his three handmaids. It's in the bible. Look it up.

What happened was that you got smoke in your stomach. It happens with gravity bongs. You feel like you are choking, you cough, you throw up till you almost die.

Short hair on American males became the thing at the same time that white WASP males began entering colleges at an odd rate....

At 6/4/09 01:11 PM, J-qb wrote:

At 6/4/09 12:53 PM, EggSnake wrote: There are only 4 differences to be considered when drawing women as opposed to (Bat)man.
1. The head shape should be rounded out
2. The ribcage is smaller on a woman, and only that is smaller (boobs are hormone vaccumms).
3. The knocks
4. No cocks

5. hips

Nope. Hips are the same. Shrink the chest.

Maybe (just maybe) at least one of these "doctors" could at least write down what the "STEM CELLS" are actually doing that works, so that maybe (again, just maybe) we can mimic that process?

Before half of the nation staples fetuses all over their bodies?

I only say this because I want the neighbor's dog to not bark all night, and with all the weird fetus people walking around I don't think I'd ever get a good night's rest.

At 6/4/09 10:11 AM, EggSnake wrote: It is all as simple as this:::

what appears to be the opposite of god, or maybe just a cheap asian knockoff

Consider the fact that the Devil is a "dragon"?

It's only crazy if you read it too fast.

But seriously, whores and wars do more than sound alike. Invading armies never burn down a whorehouse, only the buildings around it. The most war crazy countries were quite frankly base poplaced by whoring (US, China, Russia, Europe, you can count the middle east in that group but they were heavily sex-slaved into this wonderful existence).

Are invading armies really here to tell me that THEY want to build our schools and pave our roads?
NO! They want their hands in the taxmoney! And for what? A 72 inch plasma isn't too outrageously priced, you know? But hookers are really a one in a million thing...

Don't say I'm anti-american either. How about these religious Muslim nuts? A jihad is a fight to protect your homeland, and America is about as not the home of Islam as you can get.

The Point??

When you are running all over the planet haphazardly killing everyone, you feel lonely.
Smiles.

The glutes need to butterfly a bit more, but remember to keep it fat.

There are only 4 differences to be considered when drawing women as opposed to (Bat)man.
1. The head shape should be rounded out
2. The ribcage is smaller on a woman, and only that is smaller (boobs are hormone vaccumms).
3. The knocks
4. No cocks

It's clearly a bomb/monster/propane canister/cookie jar. Have you never seen?

Naked is an European invention. In warmer climates, (where they don't worship goat fucking, sister fucking, child beating, virgin raping, homophobic Gods) Nudity is a way to not burn to death. Cold blooded animals do not respect the laws of clothing manufacture and use.

It is like I always say, "Don't grab your sister's whether she has pants on or not!"

Sadly, the only one who seems to hear me is myself. I say this.... a lot.

Geli Raubal<<<<<<Any takers?

At 5/27/09 07:36 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

:, Satanism (Yes! I'm even alright with that, as long as you're not like, a cannibal or anything)

I call bullshit on that! Cannibalism is NOT A CRIME! WHO'S WITH ME?

At 6/4/09 11:07 AM, Drakim wrote:
4. A lot of design issues seems prone to more evil. Why would God make man physically stronger than the woman, give man a generally stronger sexual desire, and design the sexual organs so that a woman doesn't need to comply in order to have sex, unlike the man? That's practically the recipe for rape!

Did you know that cattle developed horns after eons of eating their own babies? Did you also know that the only part of women that is smaller than a man is the chest, because of the massive absorbtion of hormones by the mammaries? Did you know that evil is considered seperate from murder and abuse in that evil is "magic"? Did you know that men never have really won the age old English fight over what the best is of everything? Did you know that 2 out of 3 of those factors lead to men raping each other more that women do to other women? Why do men want kids so bad anyways? To play some ball? To join some clubs? To make sure Mommy makes them dinner that they like? I think these American Christian values belong in the junkyard with all the other American Capitalist wastes of time. Like General Motors.

We should all have our bodies cut off for our own safety. With a stiff paper towel.

The American military is large but very inexperienced. It is also a massive waste of money. They are also inherently part of a fake government that seems dead-set on seperation from British rule even 200 years after they were taken seriously enough to get some papers signed. No Land is actually owned or was taken in a declared war, except for land we took from Spain, which you think would mean overseas land, but I suppose I am completely and utterly retarded to a legal capacity of needing supervision, which also seems to be a service the American military offers. All of these planes, bombs, and guns are for the sole purpose of getting money for whores and mistresses, if they are for something else you go right ahead and let me know.