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An Egg Snake making money watching porn. (work it out)

Save the panties and sell them here. To me.

Unlike all of you fools, I stayed at home and played with myself. Who's laughing now?

On any whore in the downtown metropolis subway station. They're usually dirty, though.

At 6/4/09 09:01 PM, alicetheDroog wrote:

...So I'd need to find a bf/gf that's down with it, then suffer with it after the break up.

once you turn 18 you hit me up and we do it. we do the shit.

politics is on the bottom. I've had more shit deleted there than i can put up.

Rip open his chest and take a shit on his heart!

WALK HARD YOUNG MAN!

James Quall. Spaghetti and meatballs.

I made a little somethin somethin and put it out there once..... but that was a long time ago.
As for you, I would have to see more to give any further advice....in my basement, that is...

At 6/4/09 07:44 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:

DRINKING ME!!! what the fuck man! seriously fucking hate spiders....

Relax, little man. HO HO HO, spiders won't drink you! They inject venom and eat the remains.

Get the man some beer and be done with him! what is wrong with kids today? people break their shit all the time, it means they're cool. shit, dude!

None of you have provided a better example. So stroke my johnson and shut up.

One time I was putting on my pants, and I looked down and saw the BIGGEST DICK IN THE WORLD!!!!

So don't bore me with your pussy talk about spiders.

Did you All see the PS3 Eye prototype? with the bat and the squirtgun and the swordfighting!?!
LOOKS LIKE MEET N FUCK JUST GOT A "HOLE" LOT MORE FUN, EHH?

At 6/4/09 06:41 PM, ILovezoms wrote: c'mon we can all see where this is going. If you are going to debate religion (again) go to one of the many other threads (I swear you ought to just sticky one thread for this)

Excuse me young man, This is a my faith versus theirs type of post. If you disrespect my religious practices again I will come down upon you with many gods and furious symbols.

It's not better than Joplin's own "Whore-Takes Shits" and arrow down guy!

At 6/4/09 06:49 PM, EggSnake wrote:

At 6/4/09 06:47 PM, DroopyA wrote: Just ask her to go see a movie with you.

If that doesn't work.......Dog Piss. Something high class.

Like this guy. He's smart. Let him pisssssss all over you.

At 6/4/09 06:53 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: Those Hydroxycut commercials or any others advertising some crappy weight-loss product.

71% of the weight loss is fat. GET THAT NUMBER UP MOTHERFUCKERS!

Red Lobster is better.

If someone is going to kill you, I want to have gay sex with you first. No one should suffer in their final moments. Except you.

At 6/4/09 06:47 PM, DroopyA wrote: Just ask her to go see a movie with you.

If that doesn't work.......Dog Piss. Something high class.

If this place is so bad, why does my dick get hard when I post?

Rub dog piss all over yourself. Chicks luv dog piss.

This bitch looks like one dangerous vampire. Call Will Smith. We'll make a GOOD vampire movie.

You still aren't a man. Snort one off a dick then come see me.

I think shaved legs on a man are mastah-pooh sex.

Do not mislead with a thread title. I am a busy man.

PAID AND LAID. Turn him in.

I WOULDN'T DO SHIT FOR A KLONDIKE BAR! GeT OUT of my HEAD! FFFFUUUUCCCKKKK!