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325 Forum Posts by "EggSnake"

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Response to: Looping infinite thought. Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I ordered a Bowflex- Next time the mutha's gonna pay!

Response to: Titless girls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General
At 6/6/09 08:48 PM, EggSnake wrote:
At 6/6/09 08:44 PM, N-Zyme wrote:
I feel sorry for any girl willing to bang a guy under 8 inches
That's not what your mama said.

I'm serious. 4 inches. 2 from me and 1 from each of my buddies. I got ass.

Response to: Looping infinite thought. Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I try everything, I leave grass sculptures shaped like Jackie Chan, I go and eat their eggs, NOTHING!

Response to: Titless girls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General
At 6/6/09 08:44 PM, N-Zyme wrote:
I feel sorry for any girl willing to bang a guy under 8 inches

That's not what your mama said.

Looping infinite thought. Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

If an egg snake eats eggs, and lays eggs, then why the fuck don't they just eat their own? Leave mine alone, for christ's sakes! It's Easter season!

Any comments?

Response to: Vodka tastes like shit. Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

My vagina squirts stronger shit than this vodka shit. Come here and have a guzzle. Careful-it's warm!

Response to: Titless girls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General
At 6/6/09 08:33 PM, N-Zyme wrote:

:: oh yeah your cool pretending not to be shallow about breast size

Girls that fuck guys with tiny dinky worthless dicks like yours. Dykes? Answer the question.

Response to: Ever felt nerdy? Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Nowadays if you aren't nerdy, then you are pretty fuckin stupid.

Response to: Nick's AddictingGames Showdown Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Let's take this goddamn thing down like a Boeing over Pakistan.

Response to: a forgotton flash Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Check the ultra violent collection.

Response to: Doesn't everyone have that one kid? Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

What you all need to watch out for are the bitches who have cops for parents. These bitches, if you get to know them, can help you understand what 5/0 is really all about.....blackmail.

Response to: Mom plays trick on me while high :( Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Your mom is going to steal your weed and smoke it and become a whore then a born again christian.
Can I spliff on your shit, dude? I'm out.

Response to: Titless girls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

What does he think about girls that fuck guys with tiny dicks? Are they dykes or what?

Response to: Is It Strange... Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

They're called drug dealers. Get to know them like the back of your hand.

Response to: Where were you? Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I was fucking Stalin's pony.

Response to: if you were on a reality show? Posted June 6th, 2009 in General
At 6/6/09 07:34 PM, CrypticPoptart wrote:
At 6/6/09 07:29 PM, EggSnake wrote: Scream loudly, throw dung, and rape the nearest male.
I'd call tila a slut and leave.

Fuck that. I've seen Fear Factor. I don't want the world to see the fucked up shit I only do when I get alone time.

Response to: Titless girls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

If you're here, you're gonna be queer. Let's get used to it together, shall we?

{{ OOhh IIII DIIDD ITTT}

Response to: What did Todd say to Vixie? Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

For all U Gangstas

What did Todd say to Vixie?

Response to: Vodka tastes like shit. Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Drink it out of a dog's ass. That's what got me hooked.

Response to: What Mastrbation is to a Christian Posted June 6th, 2009 in General
At 6/6/09 07:26 PM, havegum wrote:
At 6/6/09 07:24 PM, Deathsupon1 wrote: Betchya Jesus masturbated.
word

As a baby. (c'mon, he was smart enough. He's the son of God!)

Response to: if you were on a reality show? Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Scream loudly, throw dung, and rape the nearest male.

Response to: Holy Shit, Personality Does Count!! Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Girls that suck the dick also job the nose and tits. Good work.

Response to: Titless girls Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

I fantasize about alien women that don't have tits at all, and those thoughts are completely seperate from my extensive and complex little boy fantasies.

Response to: What Mastrbation is to a Christian Posted June 6th, 2009 in General

Dr. Kellogg died 40 years ago. Get off of it.

Response to: What do you ask? Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

How many dicks can you fit in your mouth?

Response to: P.p.i.p.e (choose-your-own) Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

Main power: throws exploding vaginas from nowhere like Gambit.
Aura: Mastercard.

Response to: What do you ask? Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

I'm mailing you my cum in an old credit card bill, you little slut.

Response to: P.p.i.p.e (choose-your-own) Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

Put him on a sybian and balance the sybian on a giant steak knife.

Response to: Where's wally? Hit's the big screen Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

When I was a young lad, my nanny and I found Waldo... then he got mad and I was scared... My mommy told me I wasn't sposed to talk about Waldo anymore.

Response to: P.p.i.p.e (choose-your-own) Posted June 4th, 2009 in General

I had this hat, it was more of a visor, but it was cute cuz it had a paper mache mini dachsund snout sticking out of it.

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