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At the very least ICP> M'n'ms.

We should kill and eat pedophiles and rapists. They try to become one with us in hazardous manners. It's like God is pointing his or her finger directly at this and humans want to eat chicken eggs instead.

The Alaskan Malamute is an attractive breed.
The half human ones can push carts at WalMart.

I gotta take a shit. Hang on.

senators fuck chicks like that....they're called WHORES....You need to storm a Govt. building RIGHT NOW.
We all will back you up.

Zack Braff was my least favorite character. Thread this when the blonde chick leaves.

Return of the Living Dead

At 6/6/09 10:55 PM, N-Zyme wrote:

At 6/6/09 10:54 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote:
Get the fuck out, right now.

Ive never listened when a black man told me what to do.

Once again, that ain't what your mama said.

At 6/6/09 10:33 PM, imasmartass wrote:

At 6/6/09 10:09 PM, EggSnake wrote: All I see are the tacos in your sig.

Don't forget about the nacho at the end.

I am so hungry. I didn't get that far.

Particle force work and my nuts stop slushing back and forth on their own.

Maybe you bought a Japanese computer, circa 1941.

Take a Shit on the floor and make your cousin pick it up. If you don't do this you are a utwix.

I'll stir a cocktail glass full of asshair with my monster cock and pour a drip of vodka on the tip for all of you. :>

All I see are the tacos in your sig.

At 6/6/09 09:03 PM, EggSnake wrote: Okay, I ate his eggs. He's pretty pissed but I think he got it.

This old german woman said I could have her granny panties to catch the snake. Thanks for the input anyways y'all!

Men get to whore all the time. That's what spread Aids in Africa, swedish dogfucking tourists visiting the old man whoring section of Po town.

The one on the left is me....

This thread existed yesterday. Dig it up.

Bad dreams are like bananas. If you stick one up your ass, then shit it back out, it will explode.

My dick owed me money so I beat it out of him.

I could use about a 100 of those for this party next week. (You're invited.)

I don't know.... men make up some ridiculous jobs that only men can have...like "president of anything" or "Pro Football Player"

Retitle this, "What masterbates into a Christian?" and then I'll show you pictures of kitty.

You have to pay to go to college. let her pay to suck the dick.

bitches have 2 cook dinner. Fucka.

I got high taking a shit once. From my own turd.

Of course, I was shitting in a broken stove. So...

You're drinking it backwards. Duh.

------>EggSnake<---------

Fucked N-zyme's momma in the ass with a 2 inch cock.

Then told the bitch to leave.

Okay, I ate his eggs. He's pretty pissed but I think he got it.

3 WORDS.

GRAB. MY. DICK.