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Get in the pool and get it infected now!!!!
Govt. Disability pays double minimum wage!!!!

Ask me How!!!

If you're going to Harvard, then you will probably have gay sex with a future senator and shut NG down once and for all. You should be banned immediately.

windows finally sold out to japan, eh? well good riddance.

Their mom was a drugged up whore in the 70's and 80's and they can't rebel against them because they're adopted now, so they act up at all of us now.

This ain't a scene, its a bla hoy eya...

At 6/14/09 06:54 PM, gizmo12345 wrote:

At 6/14/09 06:48 PM, EggSnake wrote: It was alright. There weren't any tits in it AND YES THAT DOES TOO MATTER!!!

yes there is, wut fuckin movie did you see?

A movie devoid of tits, to say the least. I apologize if I am wrong.

At 6/14/09 06:51 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 6/14/09 06:48 PM, EggSnake wrote: It was alright. There weren't any tits in it AND YES THAT DOES TOO MATTER!!!

What the fuck are you talking about there was tits AND dicks

I didn't see any tits man, and that's what I look for.

It was alright. There weren't any tits in it AND YES THAT DOES TOO MATTER!!!

Anus and Anal related fisting and cooking with Erma for the anus.

Guilty as charged. Baliff?

Take it to Africa and throw it directly in the trash!

Made in Germany.

Are you sure? 357 magnums only 100 US?!?

Mine is a healthy christ driven profile...

This isn't another Hepatitis Awareness picnics, is it? Cause I was just in the ol' bathroom.....

The story of Jesus should remind all the ladies out there to not let God have sex with you. If he does it is only for public appearances.

Don't bone your dad either.
(new thread topic? can God Inbreed with Jesus?)

The Butane push rained hellfire on the zippo business. As a resident of area code 417, I have to take some responsibility for that.

I know a guy that sells AKs for 600 dollars US. I could get in touch with him for everybody. (no cops)

At 6/14/09 04:23 PM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: Personally I'd blow it all on DVD's,

Don't do that, Netflix is cheaper. If you don't have a xbox 360, ps3, Wii, psp, ds, or a great computer, there really isn't diddily squat for you at best buy.

I don't care about dogs AT ALL. Eat a monkey at the zoo and see if I care. Fuck, man, I'd even eat people!! Babies, supermodels, grandparents, I'd gobble it down.

I dunno. I had 75 dollars at best buy and I couldn't find anything worth the money. I traded it to my mom. I swear that I told everyone not to get me gift cards, especially at best buy, and they still did it.

life sucks, even when people are giving things away.

Of course girls like big big manly things. What, are you stupid?

Any movie that is a musical, like dewey cox, the south park movie, team america, MP's the meaning of life.

Peanut butter and placenta are the only two things that cum to mind.

I stuck my own foot in my own ass and took a picture AND posted it on the internet.

In missouri we have a problem with the fat ones harassing blacks and ruining the lives of skinny white males. The governor is corrupt as shit though and we won't ever pass legis to banish them back to Kansas where they belong.

I suppose I do this sometimes... cuz I never have sex with anybody, but I tell everyone to suck my dick and shit...what about people who never get any? I think we shouldn't count cuz we might, you know?

Besides, that article is about chicks in bars hitting on dudes with tiny pinga machines. It's not real news.

I agree. my ear infection is acting up again, I'm out of orange soda, I ate the last piece of chocolate cake and it made me sick, and mtv2 is showing another viva la bam marathon.

All of the Zelda games have this incest theme that really gets the sales moving.

It's really the sign of the manji. It has been used for the last 800 years to denote that a place is a refuge and or orphanage. It's another thing that nazi germany destroyed, like red arm bands or snazzy moustaches.

She's dating a 20 year old guy. That makes her someone every little girl should look up to.