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Thank you Sincerely for this find. If you ever need someone to hump a girlfriend to guilt something out of her, you let me know. Even if the bitch is fat and scary, I do this for you.

They see the names of people they insulted and click back in a panic.

I think that the Fulps and Co should throw a little green to get this mentioned on Attack of the Show. If they didn't do that already we should all riot. Picket signs up lads and Gents! We need Airtime!

Who's with me?

Karon Beaver. Husband Mike Beaver. BEAVERS?

Hentai and honking horn GIFs. I read a while ago that they were debating not making the AP for this reason.

What exactly do you want from us? It's a little late for a lynch mob to go after a guy who took his dog for a shit!

This reminds me of Rapist Regime (RR) dungo from chris beer, where the chipmunks sing Rape Me by Nirvana and then we are treated to a stupid picture with a popular rap song.

He got his account deleted but he made a new one. Go figure.

I don't care how much an animal looks like me and daddy in the park, if it is incested like the cow, beastiliating like the snake, and murderous like the man, I have to eat it or life itself may go to waste!

Thats right PETArs, I'll eat your children.

If he's stranger than me he might get unmade.

Alright I got this worked out.

Skunk spray is actually anally concentrated skunk shit. Citric acid will remove the shit smell.

Yeah what the fuck is up with that? My shit's good and then you want it gone? GIVE US A VOTE!

My shit was gone but a gif whistle with soundlines stays?

BOOSHIT!

why have you posted twice? Are you as virginal as two virgins not doing each other?

refer to state law for your fuck decisions like the rest of us.

No Im not. But she did end up going through a lesbian phase. There I said it.

where are all the women they boned? Did they forget the massive amounts of boning? every beatles merchandise or "gear" at least pays the slightest homage to the boning!

If your mom is a pedophile, then I'm gonna try to get me some of that. I love nasty bitches.

Anybody else?

Some one kills five people and carves his name on their forehead, they can't find the guy. Fart out a pot seed at a statue of virgin mary and they'll be on you like horny dogs.

My supreme argument to the drug war is that morphine, a drug equally powerful and equally addictive to opium, was made by the US govt. during the Civil War, and is now the only legal narcotic to ever have.
Why not legalize opium medically? they seem to think they can stop growers, why waste time making pills and just have govt. and medical crops of opium? why make all the other drugs illegal when the worst (and easiest to hide/take/buy/sell/steal/kill for) is just down the street?

And why are the companies that make it giving both reps and dems a big cut in the money? I smell a big pile of shit with a rat in it. Fight the power, NG.

Do it on Philipino anus tattoos and the people who finger them.

I got fired from a convenience store for selling to a minor on an extreme work week. I needed that money because I had a colon infection for 2 years, leaving me with no money, then I had a scholarship to MSSU from a high ACT score (perfect by the way), but lost that because I missed too many days first semester, then I tried to buy a car from my parents, paid 1200 out of 2000 dollars and they turn around and sell it to some auto repairman for 700 dollars. Now I am living here with them trying to get the money back, which I won't because they are scum, and I have no car, no one will hire me, and I have no life.

So fuck it. Buy the fucking trailer.

2 dollars behind the ferris wheel with the clown. Any takers?

We all could meet on a Mississippi river gambling boat. That would be swell, would it not?

At 6/15/09 11:02 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:
You're the descendant an immigrant, y'know. So shut the fuck up.

No I am not, russian stud muffin.
my dad is god and I am Jesus.
I own all lands on the only planet Earth.

1. Stalk with camera
2. make slideshow
3. submit
4. make her vote
5. Plz vote 5

Just trying to help. Worked well when I did it.

You had me at "Stripper he thought he loved"!!!!

At 6/15/09 10:47 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 6/15/09 10:45 PM, EggSnake wrote: Because of the whores that come to this country to seek improvement.

WE HAVE OUR OWN WHORES!!!

We cull them fresh!

Stay out ugly immigrant whores!!

My mother is a hot brunette...

What's not to like? She's hot...

Her unshaven russian hooves for one.
Two, I dont need syphillis..
Three, I could just foof my sister and be done with it.

Stay out ugly immigrant whores!!

Pull it out of your boyfriend's anus. It's easier if you start there.

Because of the whores that come to this country to seek improvement.

WE HAVE OUR OWN WHORES!!!

We cull them fresh!

Stay out ugly immigrant whores!!

Kung fu panda was Dreamworks not pixar. Not that my kids get to watch either when TV Land runs their Sanford And Son day AND night....