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Don't go to Japan for any reason whatsoever. Not even for the girls. Trust me. Everybody that I know that is half Japanese is really ugly. And one of them is a skateboarder.

Other Asian countries are fine, except for Azerbajian, which is a heavily muslim Asian country, I don't mean any harm but c'mon... nailing virgins in heaven? They'll get just as loose as every other girl soon enough, and they're women, so to hell with them. You know what I'm saying?

The ability to make men do the splits on command.
And No, I wasn't there that night.

At 5/14/09 11:04 AM, EggSnake wrote: Dong work 4 yuda

This is from Joe's Garage BTW

She wants you to talk dirty on the phone so she can play it off like it's nothing. Trust me, Now is a good time to buy some massage oil, so you can back up your new story.

Dong work 4 yuda

He took a little trip to the weenie stand
(dong work 4 yuda dong, dong)
With a great big weenie in both his hands
(dong work 4 yuda dong, dong)
He sucked on the end till the mustard squirts
and said Yall stand back cause you might get hurt

Sorry john sorry better try it again
(John's got a sausage/ yeah man)

He said "dong was wong
and wong was kong
and dong work 4 yuda
John was wrong

skip school until your girl shows up. Then someone's got your back and its alright.

I just got banned from reviewing but I have a reason.

Chris Beer has a new account and I saw one of his dumbass submissions. So I insulted him politely and even left a review on his userpage when as a response I got the history of bicycles.

So sometimes Assholes have their own opinions, but if they are simply being honest, they will not repeat them unless provoked.

hope this helps.

At 5/14/09 09:05 AM, C-Hawk wrote:

At 5/14/09 08:59 AM, EggSnake wrote: Also, I'm confused, how does chewing tobacco cause cancer? Anybody PM me if you can explain.

It gives you the "you will never be kissed again in your life" cancer.

Jokes on you. I live in Missouri. I could just go kiss all the other old men and little leaguers.

If enzyte or extenze actually worked the pingas of nature would tremble in fear of the man made pingas.

Or so I'm told.

This is just a theory of mine, But what if COOKING FOOD WITH FIRE causes cancer? Food is full of steroids and hormones (especially in America) and Fire is an O2 reaction. Suppose we injected some Newgrounds volunteers with not vaporized but indeed ashed steroids, and sit back and watch some toons for a little while and then suddenly turn aghast and shivering at the faces of our 13 year old NG volunteers? What would we see? cancers? Man boobs? both? Bill O'Reilly?

BTW, hormones are considered steroid if they react within a cell as opposed to the membrane of a cell, which is what we are looking for with cancer.

Also, I'm confused, how does chewing tobacco cause cancer? Anybody PM me if you can explain.

this is how I interpret genesis:
God made everything, balanced and perfect
god Forbade man from blind temptation to eat (in this case, it was a fruit, fruit is a seed pod wrapping that biodegrades and nourishes the seed, were everything perfect, no seed do we need)
man eats apple anyway (the order doesn't really matter, if you have ever done something bad you found out that first means....smarter? maybe its case by case)
the tree of knowledge was wounded, and even in the least wounded manner possible this may be, it upset the balance of life.
Thus, man must exit the balance and pass on the flesh of the tree of knowledge (jizz by now) for as he has strengthened himself, he has wounded all around him to die. And damned if all he has to plow is his sister.
Within weeks of this, England, a small Isand country on the edge of nowhere, has somehow overpopulated and its citizens can be found in every crack and crevace on the surface of the earth.

The end.

I am polytheistic, in that depending on what you would call a god, if one exists (and probably does) then presumably an infinite number can exist. Their noticable stance of nonengagement with mortals is due to the lack of concern for mortal things, like cheeseburgers and tampons.

I've also heard the phrase "playing god" about doctors and mass murderers, like god actually kills people, they never actually just give up. I am like a bunny, I kill and eat whatever tries to kill me or become one with me in a hazardous manner.

But excuse me if I have trampled the believers of the rapechild of God's plan to kill us all.

I had a thought looking at things on this site:

Why are all the zombies green? Dead bodies are purple from blood pooling, then the blood coagulates into black, even gangrene is more blue than any other color. My guess is that the majority of us are homophobic and racist unto death itself.

"Skull" ink and water

I was thinking of ART PORTAL, COMING SOMEDAY, but I can't find any new things for a real entry.

My mistake. I actually just glanced because I was going to join myself. Ha.

I think that contest ended on the first of the month, but still great art indeed.

The boobs hang incorrectly, there's no head, the hips don't appear wider than the stomach, and there is no clitoris. Forgive me if what you were drawing was supposed to be a botched sex change operation after photo, but this isn't extremely sexy or anything.

Gas Mask.

Also, the boobs are too high. They're glands, let them hang down on the pecs a little bit.

Looks Good. Starting to feel like I won't get some now. Don't forget to put the same coloring ethic into the next one.

Here's a tip: The top of the inner eyeball is level with the inward angle of the nose and brow.

The only thing I have noticed about your drawings that is negative are the eyes. You are drawing the eyes too high. It makes everything look cartoonish. Your coloring is great, and the bodies and forms are perfect.

You do great work.

All my Lego houses had special closets for auto erotic asphixiation.

Let me double post a little:)

Some of the things I draw have meaning prior to execution. Parrot Chopper Aevon was about a dream I had about being ripped apart in a black hole and taken to a different dimension where there was a night revolution going on.

Other things are influenced when I start, basically by what media I use. I have this idea that we all want something that looks nice and has value or meaning from our works, because if it only does one but not the other it will be coupled with the opposite somewhere later. However, there is a dissention to this in that meaning sometimes is not of the value of beauty, nor the other, nor even an eternal view of one or the other does exist.

So I do sometimes make sense of it halfway through. As my friend Keith said of it, I tend to draw the 4th dimension of time by mangling the other dimensions and feeling out what happened to it.

I prefer anything self created or imagined to fan art, I meant in general it appears that people want to post pictures in responses, and I don't mind that.

These crayon things are the worst. I know. I had been working the overnight shift at a convenience store and didn't have the time for anything like ink and paint. Luckily I was hit with a beer sting after a 5 day bleach to floor marathon and was fired. I almost got arrested but like I told them I'm not getting taken anywhere by two midget bike cops on a beer sting. (250 dollar fine)

I'm not good but like any US 90's child...

About 1 hour.

I know I said I hated the oil crayon work but I like the way it shows metal textures and flesh tones. Outlining is a must for anything under 36x36 and it kills me to do that. Really kills me. Dead.

However I think the above sketch motivated me to do a larger print of the small book sketch.
I would do some of the ol' abby but I have some credit card bills that make me shaky right now. New tv and such. I don't have a board or tape for watercolor, and I wants to gets rid of the crayons.
Watch for it.

ALSO, I don't mind if others post their art here. MS Paints must be funny.

Milons Secret Castle. NES. Beat it on first try.

It's in the first. With the slow mutants.