This is proof that you only think of this college business as a way to be better than someone.
You know, in the middle east, a man is ranked by how many wives he has.
More, you probably sucked your teacher's dick anyways, and you were all like, please talk to me outside of class because I'm a frat boy and I need authority because I've never been away from daddy for more than a week so love me, so fuck you.
Fuck you Prick!
I don't see the value of the online testing, and aside from that I had at least five test lockouts based on entry time, partially because I had to GO TO WORK after class.

Fuck you and your shitty job that you will get for brownnosing.
Eat a dog dick, fucker.

7 at school, 3 in homework, 8 in scheduling life around a pop quiz at 8 pm at home when you should be jerking off to Heroes.

soon there will be a full fledged disc cover similar to a floppy but made for ultimate function.

It sure would justify the price of some of these games.

Don't remake an alright 2d game into a godawful 3d nostalgia piece for fuck's sake. Just make a sequel and make it look really nice.

Mortal Kombat is destroyed
Donkey Kong is Destroyed
Pac-man is dead
Castlevania should only be 2d and the makers should know it by now.

I would have killed his face with a circular saw, then killed myself because I only killed him to make myself want to die.

Zounds.

Start crossdressing now, before we all are ashamed of you.

Alright this seems like regretful whining, but hear me out.

Should Colleges make students test online, ie. BlackBoard or other program? I had finacial aid and ACT Scholarship money go directly down this fucking hole because due to work and health I couldn't spend 18 hours a day on classwork, both at school and at home.

I know teachers like to be cute by giving out homework, although there is no evidence suggesting that homework is better than in class work as a learning tool, especially in American schools, where all the teacher does is assign homework and a page number, works out a problem, then goes away, all of this 15 minutes after class officially begins, so the kids usually just copy someone's homework if they didn't do it themselves, all for what?

A Job?

This really pisses me off. Maybe knowledge and occupational wage slavery never will mix well enough to stave off the structuring of social classes, and maybe people know it.

80 percent of all americans in college are only there to get a decent job. No actual ambition or goals exist for them, only a keep up with Mr. Jones mentality.

If you throw in the idea of online testing, then an apparent and unnecessary attempt to continue this feudalist born sham democracy exists. First of all, you need to be able to spend 18000 dollars not to make 18000 dollars, but to only keep 18000 dollars. Throw in the corporate eggings of a monopolistic telephone/internet market and the outlandishness of certain job requirements (a college degree to join the army? Are you fucking kidding me) and already we can see an extra 1000 dreams wither for the value of a dime.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with blackboard, let me sum this up for you.

IT IS HOMEWORK THAT CAN ONLY BE DONE AT A CERTAIN TIME, USUALLY IN A PREDETERMINED PERIOD, AND IS ALSO USUALLY TIME LIMITED, AND IS ALWAYS A FUCKING PROBLEM!

A lot of you might not realize how far down some grades have slipped due to inability to do what is essentially easy homework between 8 and 8:45 pm on tuesday or 4:30 to 5:30 wednesday, but some classes may indeed hold mystery test dates and millisecond late entries against you for, I dunno, ALL OF YOUR GRADE IN SOME CLASSES!

The local university sucked down 3000 dollars in govt and scholarship money and told me not to come back. Fuck them.

Your comments?

If you were smart you would have dropped out at 16 and studied a GED and ACT prep book ostensively then tested well on both, leaving you free to do stupid shit at will.

I did this and more I aced the ACT and got a scholarship. Of course, I failed first semester due to online testing and WORK, (which should be a thread by the way) and now I can't ever return, but hey maybe someone else has luck, you know.

Inner jacket pocket.

<em(old weed, money and a moth? Gee, thanks!)>

I would ask him why watching baseball on tv gave my grandpa a brain tumor then we'd experience some sort gay roll on the floor fight over the last apple pie.

The dog that eats the most turds becomes alpha dog, then dies from cancer.

The end?

I disagree.

As long as no one is being victimized in the footage, the show must go on. If you want to shit all over yourself naked so that gay men can masterbate to it, then by all means don't let some prude 13 year old boy on newgrounds stop you.

It has never been about being good looking. It is about being a rapist. Most women pick some guy with low moral standings so that they can possibly get something naughty without being judged, like fucking two guys at once or some other silly shit that if you lived on a desert island you could figure out why someone would tell you no. This guy always ends up with some form of cockrot and then the ladies scatter and start looking for "structure", or a guy with kids and a wife already. It ain't even about being evil, it's more about immaturity.

Some people are competent and to them we owe our apologies.

The game might display 2 player options but the graphics card might not be able to handle it.

I ran over some guy in a car and my friends and I threw his body off a bridge. We got haunted for a while then one or more of my friends died. We're better friends now for it.

I know that most gun games for 32x were one player for some reason, like corpse killer. Maybe that is why.

If you are doing your homework past midnight on Newgrounds, then maybe you should just give up on the project anyways.

Ya'll cum bek nau yehir!

is it a genesis or a Neptune? Neptune has a 32bit mod that could be limiting the gun count to one.

To prove free will it must first be proven that god has ordered.
To prove free will is to disprove a divine plan.

At 10/27/09 03:33 AM, 142201 wrote: Having a "man card" = tiny dick.

Not having a man card because it implies tiny dickness=tiny dick.

At 10/27/09 03:28 AM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 10/26/09 11:41 PM, 7794 wrote: 15, 5' 5 1/4", 120 lb.

I used to be a legal midget till 8th grade. Tall people NEVER get make fun of for being tall but, short people get make fun of. Its just nature.

This is true, with rare exceptions.

lurch, giant, Gant (my fav), freak

I saw them about 4 months ago on TLC when they got their driver's license, and even then I knew that i need a girl like that.

They're not sisters really. So it's hot.

you realize that if some guy dunks on you and your midget head pops his nuts on the way down he's gonna kick your ass, right?

I was almost ordering one. Why do they need my phone number? Fuck that. ATT calls enough as it is.
I even gave up one time and filled out a survey (got a free year of Guitar Player magazine, though, sweet)
and I still have a boner from the chicks foreign accent. I think it was from India.

Still, no deal for me.

Americans usually define a mental disorder as a disease if it renders a person unable to work, ie disability and WC, because we are raised by hippies who think it is so important to leave mom and pops when you're like, 17, 18 but they also are so overbearing and bulllheaded that they refuse to let you live your own life (because they fucked theirs up with the same nonsense that will undoubtedly crush us all if we let them continue) that they force you to get a job so when they question your sexuality (they do this with everyone don't ask why) and feel threatened and ask you to hurry up and make a brash decision so they can continue being childish with the others and KICK YOU OUT ON THE STREET SO YOU CAN BE LIKE THEM at least you still have money. So emotional stability isn't really more than a neurosis urged on by the unleashed insecurities of others, usually started by repressed greed as a child that forms into bossiness and overscrutiny, all echoing from a random reaction to feelings of threat from another living being that has never been conscienced and functionalized. Hence, to be emotionally stable is to be predeterminately stable to those of scrutiny, or to be instable is to randomly list predetermined insecurities of others and apply them to yourself.
Humans have a scavenger mindset, and death is a taboo of behavior, and humans do not properly associate needs with abilities at a social level. We undoubtedly seek out the needle in the haystack, but once found must resist the urge to return it to the haystack for another. Competitive teeth are grinding for tedium, to expose conscious ego to the notion of loss, unable to accept loss as a minor tedium itself, and all from greed from others. Gold? Gold makes decent rings, it is more rare than silver, one would kill (rot) for it, and justify it as on some ground as acceptable as it involves another living being. but in the end, one feels like they need a gold ring to be one of the others, as though they fell they owe it if it is had, or some shy away in anger from the threat of demand.
Emotion is to give or refuse, never to take. emotional reception is merely continuation of the same wave, unobstructed. To be Unstable in this way is to overemote, so as to attempt to recieve, or to refuse violently, so as to free from burden.

It is bad. very bad. Duh.

don't let them go back. It is always a mistake! you can always find someone you appreciate enough to love AND trust at the same time.

Eat babies.

If you don't fuck your female friends, you will never see them again. It happens all the time think about it.

I don't have one in my town, but if the bread is soggy it means they don't toast the bun. The weak ass fries are actually not pre fried in egg, salt, and flour gravy as are Mcdonald's.

It all really comes down to the milk shake at any restaurant, because sooner or later you will buy a shake and if it is nasty you won't come back.

when the world ends I'm gonna be a poacher. There would appear to be good money in that.

(I got the idea from Fallout 3 and TES:Oblivion. Hell yeah i got the ps3)

that penny should come off taxes, what with the recession and all...the bastards...