Receiving comments suggests that someone cares, or at least will take the time to read what you've said and insult you.

Blogging prick! Bleurgh! Bleurgh!

Even though each lady would be able to save herself and one other, I'd feel more comfortable if I could carry my own safety device cleverly hidden in my clothes. I don't think gas mask pants would work so well, but they would make your farts smell less.

At 9/12/09 06:57 PM, bgraybr wrote: Has anyone seen ... ...he says "in these tough times, you can mop up drinks, wring them into the cup, and its ready to drink again... ...does anyone find this weird?

Yes, that is weird. But! Was it worth buying? I could do with a mop that has extra-spungents and soak-up-magic=tendrils."

At 9/12/09 06:28 PM, andale524 wrote: thats is so funny - lol

maybe you should try googleing it for help

I was gonna say what he said, so I thought I'd quote him. You don't need (metal works) help, you need (brainy time) think help. This looks like a special pun topic, that justifies its existence by inspiring chatter.

Yeah, everyone who entered this topic was like "oh my god! bondage!"

The bum sarnie reigns supreme! Ye!

At 9/12/09 06:24 PM, Conspiracy3 wrote: When you eat rotten milk (cheese) it's delicious. When you drink rotten grapes (wine) it's high class. When you drink rotten sugar cane (rum) it's acceptable. When I eat rotting corpses that I dig up from a graveyard it's disgusting?

I don't understand our society. SO MUCH FUCKING HYPOCRISY!!!!

You are funny, and an acute observationalist- so I say "Something that has expired may be alright to eat, but somebody is not."

At 9/12/09 06:27 PM, Davidson13 wrote: Just one of the few animals that i would totally hug.

I know it's majestic, but it's got a really big hairy arse. Imagine if you hugged it, you'd cup his fat hairy arse. And fondle it.

Imagine that.

I thought you were having a go at sticker art that is available in foreign countries, like some sort of stationery racist.

At 9/9/09 06:07 AM, MasterJarri wrote: OH FUCKASS. I'm going to wring somebody's fucking testicles. I cracked my $1,850 microwave. This... is fucking shit.

How does a microwave cost that much? Are you talking Zimbabwean dollars of something, because microwaves should only cost a couple of hundred quid at most (and the door should only crack on a cheapy one anyway).

I'm not a dedicated achievement hunter (because I like wine and smoking and cartoons) but I am willing to submit my puny human efforts to the board-

It be - "Effsix London"

Cos some punk ass jive turkey nicked my user name, same as on youtube. Bastard.

At 9/8/09 05:32 PM, dmansland wrote: Doesn't the sound for achievement sound slightly different than the sound for a friend?

Doesn't own 360

I'm sorry to say that it is the same sound, and our brains are being toyed with. The little animated alert prompt (as flashy as it is) even looks the same.

I wonder, I why why wonder, if and who has the user name "Achievement: Not Unlocked" to emphasise this disappointment. Someone who really hates their friends.

'Twould be a good username.

At 9/8/09 04:25 PM, DaBumfaceShadowz wrote: just give me the damn avatars mother fuckers!

What a Bumface!

Imagine, if you will- a face that is not a face, but a bum. Now imagine DaBumfaceShadowz chump is posting on newgrounds.

What would his parents say?

Thank you, Mr TheShoe for correctly directing me nyar.

You know when you're playing xbox and you've done somehing amazing and bloody, then you hear that bleepy bleep and you think "great! achievement!" then it turns out to be a friend signing in.

That wasn't a question, you know what I mean. I don't like this system where you hear a noise and are offered the rush of endorphins that are associated with a skillful shot or genocide, then are quickly given disappointment instead like some experiment that is designed to make you unhappy that your friends are present.

Does anyone else see this noise based monkey trick being played on us by microsoft?

Can anyone else hear them laughing?

You know when you're playing xbox and you've done somehing amazing and bloody, then you hear that bleepy bleep and you think "great! achievement!" then it turns out to be a friend signing in.

That wasn't a question, you know what I mean. I don't like this system where you hear a noise and are offered the rush of endorphins that are associated with a skillful shot or genocide, then are quickly given disappointment instead like some experiment that is designed to make you unhappy that your friends are present.

Does anyone else see this noise based monkey trick being played on us by microsoft?

Can anyone else hear them laughing?

Have you ever put your toothbrush in your bum?

Yes you have, in the shower. Your inner dialogue reads as "hey, i'm in the shower, so it must be clean!"

Yeah, great name for a program. Chuck every stereotype in there, because that is what we want.

I'm glad you like programming that everyone else hates, because there's so much of it. You lucky boy.

At 9/8/09 04:11 PM, DaShadowz wrote: i find it hard to remember peoples names, on other forums i jsut match the avatars to the posts, but it's vary hard witht hese stupid preset avatars that i fail to understand.

bottom line

I WANT COSTUM AVATARS! MAKE IT HAPPEN BASTARDS!

You find it hard to remember names? Then they're not your friends and will most likely call you Bumface.

Heh, you remember Bumface? Yeah, what a bumface. He couldn't remeber sheeeeiiit.

Maybe it's someone calling you, but you're not looking properly.

Look in the mirror, look deep into your eyes. Are you haunted by ghosts of the past? Are you on drugs? Do you have a mirror? Is the telly on somewhere? Did you remember to hang up the phone?

What was that creaking door sound?

At 9/8/09 04:04 PM, gumOnShoe wrote:

At 9/8/09 04:03 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: What the fuck are you on about?

I don't know, but Delano doesn't have any posts!!!

Explanation or a delete's in order...

I like it! No nonsense, explain yourself or die.

At 9/8/09 03:11 PM, ratchet103 wrote:

At 9/8/09 03:08 PM, Effsix wrote:

At 9/8/09 02:30 PM, nitrogyen wrote: i asked my friend this and he just looked at me weird.

Maybe you had shit on your face.

epic and flawless win. you just made my day.

im still laughing about this

Thanks, buddeh! You made my day!

At 9/8/09 03:10 PM, Gagsy wrote: Search your own life and you'll realise there is actually a lot to be happy about.

What you said was very sweet, but you can't expect everyone to have something to live for. I think a lot of people don't actually do it because they wouldn't know where to start. The news depresses me, but then I watch cartoons and smoke and drink and am happy. Looking at kittens is a great way to cheer up, and listening to ragtime jazz. You can't kill yourself while that's playing, it just makes the whole thing seem ridiculous.

Is this about lying? Because you really ought to say.

Your supposed routine gives the impression that you have an unhealthy mind. Perhaps your routine should be-

-wake up, screaming.
-orderly enters with liquid meal and plastic spoon.
-get stared at by doctors.
-get in a faeces fight with other patient.
-go to bed.

I said go to bed!

At 8/26/09 08:29 AM, Stoicish wrote: All I see you say is, "Wahhhhhh I'm offended and so much more mature than you are because you made a poor joke. So therefore as a righteous member of society I'm going to be pompous and self-absorbed enough to know that I can be offended for two groups of people."

You see much, boy! At least you admit that your joke was poor, I have respect for that. I can actually be offended for a huge variety of groups of people (not just two, ye of little faith) but what stokes my fires is the chance to engage and tackle wrongness where ever I finds it.

...now I got a couple of jackasses who are like, "Boo-hoo".

Vagabond!

I don't think it's a good idea that children go on dating sites. That would lead to adults having sex with children, and that would upset people.

Just jizz on your monitor until you find a girlfriend.

At 6/16/08 02:37 PM, Strategize wrote: I hate to bump my own topics but COME ON!

I hate it when you (or anyone) bumps their own topic, particularly when using the word "bump".

So thanks, you sod- you've given me another link to boycott.

Sod!

At 9/8/09 02:18 PM, ShmenonPie wrote: Thanks for this public service announcement, person with only one post that we can obviously trust.

You funny bastard! You beat me to it.

At 9/8/09 02:30 PM, nitrogyen wrote: if actions speak louder than words, then why is the pen mightier than the sword?

A pen can sign off a nuclear strike, and using a pen is an action in its self.

i asked my friend this and he just looked at me weird.

Maybe you had shit on your face.

also, any more logic questions like this?

Yep.

At 9/8/09 02:39 PM, citricsquid wrote: ...so I could blame something other than my shit personality for having no friends.

It seems like a stupid thing to waste a wish on. Why don't you just wish for friends?

Or better yet, fix your personality. It can be done.

Fortune tellers are vague, so you can fit anything they say to something relevant. So dreaming about them means even less.

Less than nothing, you dreaming fool!

At 9/8/09 02:41 PM, Skeepsis wrote: I'm going to kill myself.

Well, how are you going to do it?

Be original.

What about the swears? And the sex scenes? Gee, you Candians are laid back.

I like Margie, in Fargo.