Love song - Romeo and Juliet by the Dire Straits
Rock song - Purple Haze or Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix
Creepy song - Death of a Martian or Otherside By Red Hot Chili Peppers

Death of a martian has really odd, kind of dark themes and a really long chant toward the end that makes no sense at all but is still kind of dark and creepy - kind of sounds like an incantation. Otherside is just full of creepy, dark themes.

Here's the death of a martian chant:

She's got a sword in case though this is not her lord in case the one who can't afford to face her image is restored to grace. Disappeared. No trace. Musky tears. Suitcase. The down turn brave little burncub bearcareless turnip snare rampages pitch color pages... down and out but not in Vegas. Disembarks and disengages. No loft. Sweet pink canary cages plummet pop dewskin fortitude for the sniffing black noses that snort and allude to the dangling trinkets that mimic the dirt cough go drink its. It's for you. Blue battered naval town slip kisses delivered by duck muscles and bottlenosed grifters arrive in time to catch the late show. It's a beehive barrel race. A shehive stare and chase wasted feature who tried and failed to reach her. Embossed beneath a box in the closet that's lost. The kind that you find when you mind your own business. Shiv sister to the quickness before it blisters into the newmorning milk blanket. Your ilk is funny to the turnstyle touch bunny whose bouqet set a course for bloom without decay. Get your broom and sweep up echoes of yesternight's fallen freckles... away...

I definitely agree with you, but sadly humour is often a natural human reaction to tragedy. This is probably evolution's way of minimizing things like PTSD and depression.

Agh I hate that gutteral accent in singing, it really cheeses me off.

But yeah, you're right, she'll probably go far - the accent worked for Lily Allen after all.

This means that you are probably the inbred bastard lovechild of two severely genetically deformed twins.

Hear that Tom Fulp? Something to add if you're at a loose end :P

Say me and another NG user both contributed to an audio submission, would there be any way to show both users on the submission page, as is possible on flash submissions?

If it can be done, how?

I uploaded a video of me doing a blues improvisation to youtube, and I was wondering what you, the NG audio community, thought of it (bearing in mind that I only did one trial run before recording it).

I'm planning on recording a multi-layer blues track for the audio portal, most likely a shuffle riff similar to the one in the video on one layer, some basic chords on another and a lead line on another.

Also tell me what you think of this track:

Improv.: E-B-C#m progression, by eewawoowa Type: SongGenre: Miscellaneous

I think I did a few too many bends in it, but tell me what you think other than that.

Ahh ok, sorry I didn't know there was a thread for that.

I uploaded a video of me doing a blues improvisation to youtube, and I was wondering what you, the NG audio community, thought of it (bearing in mind that I only did one trial run before recording it).

I'm planning on recording a multi-layer blues track for the audio portal, most likely a shuffle riff similar to the one in the video on one layer, some basic chords on another and a lead line on another.

At 10/3/09 05:06 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: I'm going to try all of these.
I'm serious.

ill post results later

Seriously, try my uncle's friend's fat girl one on someone even if they're not fat, the results are v. funny!

For bystanders, anyway :)

At 10/3/09 04:32 PM, ornery wrote: Oh shit, even the icon mods are gonna get it?

What do icon mods actually do?

I'm pretty certain nobody else does want to, but as you're into that sort of thing why not try the next stage up:

Go fuck yourself.

FAIL trying to pull a virgin:
"Hey, I seem to have lost my virginity. Could I have yours?"

One my uncle's friend ACTUALLY used:
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl, do you?"

Probably my guitar, £340
Fender Lite Ash Telecaster, natural finish, it's a beaut :)

The penis pics are gone and the old art is back to the front page, there's still no sign of any art in the portal though.

Ok, no art left at all now.

What happens now should be v. interesting...

He died on thursday due to complications of pneumonia at age 94. Not a bad age to be honest.

Just think how different the world of music would have been without him; the sound made my many kinds of popular music genres wouldn't have been possible without him.

Join the Facebook group here in remembrance of him, invite your friends too.

At 7/1/09 04:44 PM, MuffDiver102 wrote: I don't like it! You should get a tablet like a real man!

No, it was drawn with a tablet :P

I did some of the lines slightly wobbly to help bring out the comedic qualities of this piece.

Ok, so when you ask for people to scout you, people just say "ohh don't ask people to scout you, it doesn't work, you can't ask you've got to wait for them to find your work". But why should you have to wait for someone who happens to be in the art portal to stumble upon your work when you can just show everyone in the art forum? If you wait for someone to find you, it will probably take absolutely ages because there's no reason why they should find you any time, it's complete luck, but posting a thread in the art portal with your work and asking people to scout you based on the drawing you've done there seems a sensible idea to me.

Anyone want to enlighten me as to why you can't ask people to?

Oh and here's one of my works:

Awesome idea :)

At 4/25/09 01:51 PM, GiantDouche wrote: I only vote for people who can spell legalize.

It can be spelt either way, but 'legalise' was the originally accepted way of spelling it.

In other words, go and screw yourself.

I'm not sure this is the best place to go for securing votes...

It isn't generally regarded as 'stupid', but perhaps a little less sophisticated than our own.

Only a tiny bit less tho

oh and also pour 2-3 bags of sugar in the fuel tank

Indellible ink (the stuff used to sign marriage certificates) + windscreen + piss on the driver's seat + shit-covered steering wheel + youtube = revenge, amirite?

Ohhh I see, thanks :)

I've seen a red 'B' used quite a bit in relation to the clock crew, but I was just wondering what it means and where it came from.

Anyone know?

I've got a fender lite ash tele, maple neck. I always fit it with 9 guage strings and it has quite a low action. It is absolute bliss to play it, and the ash body really makes up for the sustain lost by the bolt-on neck. I've got a Marshall Valvestate 8040 to play it through, which has a really good sound, a good balance between warm and sharp.

My favourite bands are probably the RHCPs and the Eagles, and I've been playing for almost 4 years.

Oh and I've also got a squier affinity strat and a gear4music 12 string acoustic (was only £50, but it is AMAZING for the price)

Cos they're chain smokers. Well you'd turn to some sort of drugs if you had no body!

At 2/2/09 02:49 PM, x-factor11 wrote: NI HAO!
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*runs off*

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You do realise that just means 'hello' in mandarin chinese